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sorry im out of office getting kicked to death by ants. hope my automated email finds you well

[theonion]

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[tagfer]

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

[heronbrew]

Hey op google what LCD stands for

[tagfer]

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

[mabelsguidetolife]

a bandaid is a type of sticker that makes you healthy

[peterparkersleftwebshooter]

👎 good luck with that guys

[theblogginggoth]

By Czeck writer Karel Čapek, inventor of the term ‘robot’ as well!

[theonion]

Noting that it’s important to be prepared in case of emergencies but it’s also a good thing to know in general, your dad announced today that he wants to show you where the fuse box is. “If something goes wrong and the lights go off, you’re going to want to know how to get to this,” your father reportedly said while leading you down the basement stairs, before opening the gray metal panel on the wall and pointing out each of the 12 individual electrical switches.

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[bathroomcube]

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing

[higgsbison]

happy glorious 25th of may

[magpiesketchins]

The entire Discworld fandom on the 25th of May.

[tsarq]

As you go to bed tonight don't forget to leave out your hardboiled egg and lilac for John Keel

[ranni-thewitch]

divert all power to the funk engine

[ijaazat]

summer

1. make a syllabus for yourself - books, media, places, recipes

2. complete 40% of it

3. eat every fruit u can

[grundoonmgnx]

Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022

Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[saintcephalopod]

The whole CCOD undercurrent of "the infrastructure of rural/semi-rural Oregon is being gutted and the people are suffering an affordable living/healthcare crisis, helped along by the old wealthy white families in power" really is so incredibly accurate

[kinetickarma]

Convinced that Nancy Danderhoof is just Brennan being temporarily possessed by Paula Pell