Sugar Rush's King On the Intercables

Hello, my name is King Candy and this is my internet blog...I'm still trying to figure out how to use this thing, so please be patient with me! I love candy, racing, and anything sweet! Please don't hesitate to make friends with me, I won't bite! ;o) ((OOC: RP blog for King Candy as a clueless older man trying to figure out the internet. Expect complaining about glitches, posts about "the kids," reblogs of things I think KC would find interesting with his personal commentary and his reaction to things he comes across on the internet in general.))

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Going offline for the night~ ;O)

Sour Bill has used the chainsaw to break open my door, so I'm going to have to give him back his computer! He's allowing me to post this, though, so I'm going to make it count!

Things I learned today:

What "the D" is

That I shouldn't go to a site called "Lemon Party"

People will trick you on the internet and put virsuses in their files even though they say that there are none!

Maybe I shouldn't use kazaa...

I need rams for the internet, and all of my rams have run away

I had rams (???!!! I've never even seen these rams...?)

There are angels on the internets that have macs and help you when everything goes wrong

There are adorable ponies on the internet, too!

I need to go get my pumps from the other side of the castle to remove my viruses

That I can have ask and submit boxes!

Four Chan is not a good place to go

There is a safe place I can watch Meduka on the internet

Youtube has even more adorable ponies!

People on the internets love hugs!

Goggle is not good, Google is!

How to make bullet points

Sour Bill is a really organized person, even on his personal computer!

Slender is a good game to play if you want to get the adrenaline flowing!

I think that's everything I learned today! Thank you, everyone! You've been so kind to me. Here's a gigantic internets style hug from me to all of you:

*HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG!!!*

[nerdykhaleesi]

king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Youtube…? It sounds like something Mario would be involved in! Knowing him, it must be safe…! So you can make videos and put them there? It sounds like a lot of fun! What do you make videos about?

[nerdykhaleesi]

Eh, Mostly ponies and other stuff. This is one of them.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh my PROGRAMMERS IT'S MORE OF THE ADORABLE PONIES?

This is so precious! It's just... so so precious! These ponies... this sweet magenta and salmon pony... everything is just turning my day around!

I think I'm going to like this youtube thing!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Why hello Mr. Candy

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Why, hello there dear! How’s the internets treating you today? I hope that you haven’t come across any lemon parties, and I highly suggest you do not go looking for them. I’m just about to watch some…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Eh there’s people in the world that are so cruel. Anyway naw I’m alright after talking to my sister I feel better :3 and oh… and about the pictures those are fans. Be happy you have tons of fans even if they draw the most naughtest of things also why don’t you have a ask box or submit box?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Sugar Rush’s King On the Intercables: king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

It’s great that your sister is there for you! It almost makes me wish I had brothers, a little!

I suppose that makes it better… but goodness, I didn’t know I was that popular… in that way! I never blushed so hard in my life! What I’m really concerned about it one of my dear little racers accidentally finding those naughty pictures. Not only could it scar them, they’re just a little bit too mischievous sometimes for their own good.

An ask…box? A submit box? I’m afraid I’m not even sure what those are. I’m not too good with the internets yet!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I think it’s best they don’t go on… Since there ARE fans of them that go alittle to far… *shivers* and a ask box is where people may ask you questions and a submit box is where people can submit like fan art/pictures/help with certain things and yeah she’s the best sister ever X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh my, I knew they had nutty fans, but I don’t even want to think of their nutty internets fans! I’ve tried to disable the internets for them, but I’m not sure how to do it and Sour Bill says I’ll have an uprising on my hands if I do. I’m just going to do some reasearch about keeping kids away from specific things…that should do it!

That sounds fantastical! Why, I should have them! I just need to figure out how to get them. Once Sour Bill is through having a tantrum outside my door, I’ll ask him to show me how to get them! He’s dissolved into a crying fit, so it’ll be over fairly soon.

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Oh I’ll tell you I don’t mind X3 I love to help people. See that gear thing? Click it then go to the thing that has your icon. Click that then go to ask and click the check box that says “Let people ask questions” you may click “Allow anonymous questions” but warning that’s how the creepy/werid/haters/sexually/fangirling anons get to you. And for the submit box go “Submissions” it should be right under it. and click “Let people submit posts” then you have guidelines which is where you put rules and such there’s also tags but they don’t have to be there if you don’t want them too.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Thank you so much for the explanation! I’m going to get on that immediately. Good idea, too, since Sour Bill has brought out the chainsaw again. Honestly, he takes things entirely too hard!

As long as these fans don’t know how to get into my actual house, I’m just fine!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I’m guessing they won’t XD so anything else you like to know?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh, no, not for now! I’m absolutely fine. I’ve got everything figured out and decided to stick to the sites that Sour Bill has listed. They’re probably safe, considering how picky and careful he is. Thank you so much for your help! I’m really needing a lot of it, goodness me…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Your very welcome Mr. Candy! X3 If ya ever need anymore help I’m here for ya just send me a ask and I’ll help you out X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Thank you so much! I’ll be sure to take you up on your offer, I’m going to be needing all the help I can get…especially since the kids never want to answer their phones for some reason when they know I’m on the computer!

My, this place is full of such lovely people. I just want to give you all a big ol’ royal hug!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Hehehe I think alot of us would love a hug! X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I can't hug through the internet, but I can try! Here we go!

*I'm giving you a gigantic, fantastic HUG!!* :O)

[vernarchangel]

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

vernarchangel:

[vernarchangel]

*The angel laughed and his wings spread a little* I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time your majesty.  Thank you. *He nodded and then sat down catching his breath* Oh, Slender isn’t what you think it is, I assure you, but if you really want to play it I will give you a think to click to go to it.  I am warning you though … the game isn’t what you are expecting, but I do agree that it will give you a work out. *The angel shook his head*  I am glad we can be friends.  If you ever have any problems with your computer, or the internet don’t be afraid to ask me for assistance. *He chuckled and smiled:

Oh, and here is the link to the game.  I promise the link it safe just pick a link to download the game:

http://slendergame.com/download.php

Oh, also the site explains how to play the game too.

((Holy crap I am laughing so hard right now!!  I tip my hat to the mod of this blog!! :) ))

Fantastic! And oh, no, I won’t hesitate! There are so many mysteries when it comes to the internets, and I seem to get into so much trouble no matter what I do… at leas I’m slowly learning the ropes! That’s good enough for me, for now.

So this is the game? My, it looks a little spooky…but it’s nothing that I can’t handle! Did you know? Once I took a little trip down to Silent Hill, back when Mr. Litwak would hook up home systems for the birthday kids. It actually wasn’t all that bad! Hard to see, though, you really need to bring a flashlight! There’s no telling how many poor eyeless fellows I walked directly into. Honestly, they should call it “Sightless Hill!”

((It is my job to deliver LOL to the world! :D))

Ahh, I have played some Silent Hill … not a lot.  Well, perhaps you will like Slender then.  It’s a pretty neat game and it will give you a jump for sure.  Get’s your heart pumping.  There are other games like it out there.  I think Slender Woods is another one and that one is pretty good as well.  Good luck playing the game.

Ahh yes, the internet is full of mysteries.  I have not even figured out close to half of them.  Just be careful your majesty … you can get yourself into some rather nasty messes here.  I am always here as a guide if I am needed.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Fantastic! To get my heart pumping is exactly what I need. I love the rush of adrenaline, it's no lie! A good game to keep me on my toes is exactly what I need, especially right now!

Thank you so much for your help, you have no idea how much I needed it. The internet truly is a forest of sometimes terrifying mysteries, but if we all work together I am sure that we can avoid lemon parties and four chans and everything like them!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Why hello Mr. Candy

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Why, hello there dear! How’s the internets treating you today? I hope that you haven’t come across any lemon parties, and I highly suggest you do not go looking for them. I’m just about to watch some…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Eh there’s people in the world that are so cruel. Anyway naw I’m alright after talking to my sister I feel better :3 and oh… and about the pictures those are fans. Be happy you have tons of fans even if they draw the most naughtest of things also why don’t you have a ask box or submit box?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Sugar Rush’s King On the Intercables: king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

It’s great that your sister is there for you! It almost makes me wish I had brothers, a little!

I suppose that makes it better… but goodness, I didn’t know I was that popular… in that way! I never blushed so hard in my life! What I’m really concerned about it one of my dear little racers accidentally finding those naughty pictures. Not only could it scar them, they’re just a little bit too mischievous sometimes for their own good.

An ask…box? A submit box? I’m afraid I’m not even sure what those are. I’m not too good with the internets yet!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I think it’s best they don’t go on… Since there ARE fans of them that go alittle to far… *shivers* and a ask box is where people may ask you questions and a submit box is where people can submit like fan art/pictures/help with certain things and yeah she’s the best sister ever X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh my, I knew they had nutty fans, but I don’t even want to think of their nutty internets fans! I’ve tried to disable the internets for them, but I’m not sure how to do it and Sour Bill says I’ll have an uprising on my hands if I do. I’m just going to do some reasearch about keeping kids away from specific things…that should do it!

That sounds fantastical! Why, I should have them! I just need to figure out how to get them. Once Sour Bill is through having a tantrum outside my door, I’ll ask him to show me how to get them! He’s dissolved into a crying fit, so it’ll be over fairly soon.

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Oh I’ll tell you I don’t mind X3 I love to help people. See that gear thing? Click it then go to the thing that has your icon. Click that then go to ask and click the check box that says “Let people ask questions” you may click “Allow anonymous questions” but warning that’s how the creepy/werid/haters/sexually/fangirling anons get to you. And for the submit box go “Submissions” it should be right under it. and click “Let people submit posts” then you have guidelines which is where you put rules and such there’s also tags but they don’t have to be there if you don’t want them too.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Thank you so much for the explanation! I’m going to get on that immediately. Good idea, too, since Sour Bill has brought out the chainsaw again. Honestly, he takes things entirely too hard!

As long as these fans don’t know how to get into my actual house, I’m just fine!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I’m guessing they won’t XD so anything else you like to know?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh, no, not for now! I’m absolutely fine. I’ve got everything figured out and decided to stick to the sites that Sour Bill has listed. They’re probably safe, considering how picky and careful he is. Thank you so much for your help! I’m really needing a lot of it, goodness me…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Your very welcome Mr. Candy! X3 If ya ever need anymore help I’m here for ya just send me a ask and I’ll help you out X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Thank you so much! I'll be sure to take you up on your offer, I'm going to be needing all the help I can get...especially since the kids never want to answer their phones for some reason when they know I'm on the computer!

My, this place is full of such lovely people. I just want to give you all a big ol' royal hug!

[nerdykhaleesi]

king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I’m going to take your word for it. There will be no more adventures in the deep, dark unknown for me! Besides, a site that sounds like “fourtune” said allowed is just screaming “it’s a trap!” at the top of its little lungs…

[nerdykhaleesi]

Oh, Youtube is cool though! I make videos there ^^

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Youtube...? It sounds like something Mario would be involved in! Knowing him, it must be safe...! So you can make videos and put them there? It sounds like a lot of fun! What do you make videos about?

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Why hello Mr. Candy

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Why, hello there dear! How’s the internets treating you today? I hope that you haven’t come across any lemon parties, and I highly suggest you do not go looking for them. I’m just about to watch some…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Eh there’s people in the world that are so cruel. Anyway naw I’m alright after talking to my sister I feel better :3 and oh… and about the pictures those are fans. Be happy you have tons of fans even if they draw the most naughtest of things also why don’t you have a ask box or submit box?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Sugar Rush’s King On the Intercables: king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

It’s great that your sister is there for you! It almost makes me wish I had brothers, a little!

I suppose that makes it better… but goodness, I didn’t know I was that popular… in that way! I never blushed so hard in my life! What I’m really concerned about it one of my dear little racers accidentally finding those naughty pictures. Not only could it scar them, they’re just a little bit too mischievous sometimes for their own good.

An ask…box? A submit box? I’m afraid I’m not even sure what those are. I’m not too good with the internets yet!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I think it’s best they don’t go on… Since there ARE fans of them that go alittle to far… *shivers* and a ask box is where people may ask you questions and a submit box is where people can submit like fan art/pictures/help with certain things and yeah she’s the best sister ever X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh my, I knew they had nutty fans, but I don’t even want to think of their nutty internets fans! I’ve tried to disable the internets for them, but I’m not sure how to do it and Sour Bill says I’ll have an uprising on my hands if I do. I’m just going to do some reasearch about keeping kids away from specific things…that should do it!

That sounds fantastical! Why, I should have them! I just need to figure out how to get them. Once Sour Bill is through having a tantrum outside my door, I’ll ask him to show me how to get them! He’s dissolved into a crying fit, so it’ll be over fairly soon.

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Oh I’ll tell you I don’t mind X3 I love to help people. See that gear thing? Click it then go to the thing that has your icon. Click that then go to ask and click the check box that says “Let people ask questions” you may click “Allow anonymous questions” but warning that’s how the creepy/werid/haters/sexually/fangirling anons get to you. And for the submit box go “Submissions” it should be right under it. and click “Let people submit posts” then you have guidelines which is where you put rules and such there’s also tags but they don’t have to be there if you don’t want them too.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Thank you so much for the explanation! I’m going to get on that immediately. Good idea, too, since Sour Bill has brought out the chainsaw again. Honestly, he takes things entirely too hard!

As long as these fans don’t know how to get into my actual house, I’m just fine!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I’m guessing they won’t XD so anything else you like to know?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh, no, not for now! I'm absolutely fine. I've got everything figured out and decided to stick to the sites that Sour Bill has listed. They're probably safe, considering how picky and careful he is. Thank you so much for your help! I'm really needing a lot of it, goodness me...

[nerdykhaleesi]

king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I hope I can learn even quicker! It’s like walking through a minefield, but it seems like the little bit of good is really worth the danger.

Soon I’ll be an internets expert! I mean, as king, I need to be!

[nerdykhaleesi]

Stay away from 4chan

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I'm going to take your word for it. There will be no more adventures in the deep, dark unknown for me! Besides, a site that sounds like "fourtune" said allowed is just screaming "it's a trap!" at the top of its little lungs...

[vernarchangel]

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

vernarchangel:

[vernarchangel]

Oh, I’ve figured that out! Now that I’ve pilfered Mr. Litwak’s credit card number, I’m going to go on a veritable shopping spree! And I’ll be sure to be extra-careful about the games, I’ve never even played a PC game before so I know that they’re probably going to be full of mysterious behavior that’ll catch me off guard if I’m not at my most alert!

Slender, eh…? Considering that I’ve got a liiiiittle bit of a cotton candy problem that shows a tad bit too well on my kingly belly, I could do with playing a game going by that name! A bit of a hard workout, huh? I think I could take it, I might not look it but I’m pretty quick!

I’m sure we’ll become great friends! The internet is such a friendly place when it’s not being utterly bizarre. It makes me smile!

*The angel laughed and his wings spread a little* I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time your majesty.  Thank you. *He nodded and then sat down catching his breath* Oh, Slender isn’t what you think it is, I assure you, but if you really want to play it I will give you a think to click to go to it.  I am warning you though … the game isn’t what you are expecting, but I do agree that it will give you a work out. *The angel shook his head*  I am glad we can be friends.  If you ever have any problems with your computer, or the internet don’t be afraid to ask me for assistance. *He chuckled and smiled:

Oh, and here is the link to the game.  I promise the link it safe just pick a link to download the game:

http://slendergame.com/download.php

Oh, also the site explains how to play the game too.

((Holy crap I am laughing so hard right now!!  I tip my hat to the mod of this blog!! :) ))

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Fantastic! And oh, no, I won't hesitate! There are so many mysteries when it comes to the internets, and I seem to get into so much trouble no matter what I do... at leas I'm slowly learning the ropes! That's good enough for me, for now.

So this is the game? My, it looks a little spooky...but it's nothing that I can't handle! Did you know? Once I took a little trip down to Silent Hill, back when Mr. Litwak would hook up home systems for the birthday kids. It actually wasn't all that bad! Hard to see, though, you really need to bring a flashlight! There's no telling how many poor eyeless fellows I walked directly into. Honestly, they should call it "Sightless Hill!"

((It is my job to deliver LOL to the world! :D))

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Why hello Mr. Candy

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Why, hello there dear! How’s the internets treating you today? I hope that you haven’t come across any lemon parties, and I highly suggest you do not go looking for them. I’m just about to watch some…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Eh there’s people in the world that are so cruel. Anyway naw I’m alright after talking to my sister I feel better :3 and oh… and about the pictures those are fans. Be happy you have tons of fans even if they draw the most naughtest of things also why don’t you have a ask box or submit box?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Sugar Rush’s King On the Intercables: king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

It’s great that your sister is there for you! It almost makes me wish I had brothers, a little!

I suppose that makes it better… but goodness, I didn’t know I was that popular… in that way! I never blushed so hard in my life! What I’m really concerned about it one of my dear little racers accidentally finding those naughty pictures. Not only could it scar them, they’re just a little bit too mischievous sometimes for their own good.

An ask…box? A submit box? I’m afraid I’m not even sure what those are. I’m not too good with the internets yet!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I think it’s best they don’t go on… Since there ARE fans of them that go alittle to far… *shivers* and a ask box is where people may ask you questions and a submit box is where people can submit like fan art/pictures/help with certain things and yeah she’s the best sister ever X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh my, I knew they had nutty fans, but I don’t even want to think of their nutty internets fans! I’ve tried to disable the internets for them, but I’m not sure how to do it and Sour Bill says I’ll have an uprising on my hands if I do. I’m just going to do some reasearch about keeping kids away from specific things…that should do it!

That sounds fantastical! Why, I should have them! I just need to figure out how to get them. Once Sour Bill is through having a tantrum outside my door, I’ll ask him to show me how to get them! He’s dissolved into a crying fit, so it’ll be over fairly soon.

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Oh I’ll tell you I don’t mind X3 I love to help people. See that gear thing? Click it then go to the thing that has your icon. Click that then go to ask and click the check box that says “Let people ask questions” you may click “Allow anonymous questions” but warning that’s how the creepy/werid/haters/sexually/fangirling anons get to you. And for the submit box go “Submissions” it should be right under it. and click “Let people submit posts” then you have guidelines which is where you put rules and such there’s also tags but they don’t have to be there if you don’t want them too.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Thank you so much for the explanation! I'm going to get on that immediately. Good idea, too, since Sour Bill has brought out the chainsaw again. Honestly, he takes things entirely too hard!

As long as these fans don't know how to get into my actual house, I'm just fine!

[nerdykhaleesi]

king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

She’s so sweet she’s just carrying all my tears away! I feel so much better… just looking at the ponies… the adorable ponies!

[nerdykhaleesi]

Well I’m happy to help ^^

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I cannot thank you enough! I wish I could send you a cotton candy bouqette, but I’m really not sure the internet can do that yet!

Hopefully technology is just on the cusp of creating a food printer… 

[nerdykhaleesi]

Oh wow, It’s really no problem, I know how bad things got for me when I first discovered the internet, But with time you learn how to avoid those kind of things.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I hope I can learn even quicker! It's like walking through a minefield, but it seems like the little bit of good is really worth the danger.

Soon I'll be an internets expert! I mean, as king, I need to be!

[nerdykhaleesi]

king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

She’s so sweet she’s just carrying all my tears away! I feel so much better… just looking at the ponies… the adorable ponies!

[nerdykhaleesi]

Well I’m happy to help ^^

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I cannot thank you enough! I wish I could send you a cotton candy bouqette, but I'm really not sure the internet can do that yet!

Hopefully technology is just on the cusp of creating a food printer... 

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Why hello Mr. Candy

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Why, hello there dear! How’s the internets treating you today? I hope that you haven’t come across any lemon parties, and I highly suggest you do not go looking for them. I’m just about to watch some…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Eh there’s people in the world that are so cruel. Anyway naw I’m alright after talking to my sister I feel better :3 and oh… and about the pictures those are fans. Be happy you have tons of fans even if they draw the most naughtest of things also why don’t you have a ask box or submit box?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Sugar Rush’s King On the Intercables: king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

It’s great that your sister is there for you! It almost makes me wish I had brothers, a little!

I suppose that makes it better… but goodness, I didn’t know I was that popular… in that way! I never blushed so hard in my life! What I’m really concerned about it one of my dear little racers accidentally finding those naughty pictures. Not only could it scar them, they’re just a little bit too mischievous sometimes for their own good.

An ask…box? A submit box? I’m afraid I’m not even sure what those are. I’m not too good with the internets yet!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

I think it’s best they don’t go on… Since there ARE fans of them that go alittle to far… *shivers* and a ask box is where people may ask you questions and a submit box is where people can submit like fan art/pictures/help with certain things and yeah she’s the best sister ever X3

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh my, I knew they had nutty fans, but I don't even want to think of their nutty internets fans! I've tried to disable the internets for them, but I'm not sure how to do it and Sour Bill says I'll have an uprising on my hands if I do. I'm just going to do some reasearch about keeping kids away from specific things...that should do it!

That sounds fantastical! Why, I should have them! I just need to figure out how to get them. Once Sour Bill is through having a tantrum outside my door, I'll ask him to show me how to get them! He's dissolved into a crying fit, so it'll be over fairly soon.

[vernarchangel]

Hello your majesty, it’s very nice to meet you. My name is Vern. I am an archangel, thus the reason I have two sets of wings. *the angel takes a small bow some of his black, violet and blue streaked hair falling into his face. He moved his hair aside as he stood again. He…

[vernarchangel]

Hmm, that is quite the dilemma. As far as browsing the Internet I suggest either Firefox, Google Chrome, or Safari. Of course, I don’t use a PC … I use a Mac, so I don’t have as much as a problem like that. I don’t use that browser per say. I try to stay away from things I don’t really know much about. I suggest you delete it off your computer, before using your anti virus. Then after you get rid of the program creating the problem then you can scan the computer with the anti-virus and try to see if it finds the problem. As for the strange things this program downloaded, once you get rid of the actual program which downloaded them you should be able to delete them. *the angels wings ruffled and he took a deep breath smiling* I hope some of this made sense your majesty. I hope I was able to help. I may not be much help because I have a different operating system because I use a Mac. As far as web browsers I personally use Firefox. Always be careful about what you download off the Internet and what you click. Yes, you will need space on your computer to download things. I am not sure how much memory, or space is on your computer. The more you click and download from the Internet the slower your computer gets. I suggest you clear all your Internet history, data and cookies every so often so your Internet doesn’t slow down to a crawl. I am not sure how many rams you would need. As I have said I have a Mac, so I don’t have this problem as much. *The angel smiles and scratches the back of his head*

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Thank you so much for your knowledge! You really are rather spectacular. I feel like I’m ready to take on my own PC now and get all of my rams back! Though since you hardly have any problems like that with your “mac”… I’m going to look into one! I wonder if they come in salmon?

But for now I’m going to continue having fun with Sour Bill’s computer! He’s banging on my door right now wanting to get it back, but I’m pretending not to hear him. He has all kinds of interesting goodies on this thing! Games galore!

…My goodness, how strange is that? A game character playing a computer game? I’ve got to try this!

[vernarchangel]

You could possibly find a cover, or a case for the Mac if you do get one that is salmon colored. You can buy really cool things on the Internet. *The angel chuckled and blushed* Please your highness … I am not expert. I just wanted to help the best I could. Oh, and as a warning if you play games on the Internet be careful about which ones you go into. That can give your computer. Oh, and if someone suggest the game Slender to you … don’t play it, or if you really want to that’s fine. Just giving a warning that it is a doozy of a game. *The angel nodded and his wings ruffled again* I really do hope we can become great friends your majesty.

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Oh, I've figured that out! Now that I've pilfered Mr. Litwak's credit card number, I'm going to go on a veritable shopping spree! And I'll be sure to be extra-careful about the games, I've never even played a PC game before so I know that they're probably going to be full of mysterious behavior that'll catch me off guard if I'm not at my most alert!

Slender, eh...? Considering that I've got a liiiiittle bit of a cotton candy problem that shows a tad bit too well on my kingly belly, I could do with playing a game going by that name! A bit of a hard workout, huh? I think I could take it, I might not look it but I'm pretty quick!

I'm sure we'll become great friends! The internet is such a friendly place when it's not being utterly bizarre. It makes me smile!

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Why hello Mr. Candy

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Why, hello there dear! How’s the internets treating you today? I hope that you haven’t come across any lemon parties, and I highly suggest you do not go looking for them. I’m just about to watch some…

[askjoyanne-deactivated20150416]

Eh there’s people in the world that are so cruel. Anyway naw I’m alright after talking to my sister I feel better :3 and oh… and about the pictures those are fans. Be happy you have tons of fans even if they draw the most naughtest of things also why don’t you have a ask box or submit box?

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

It's great that your sister is there for you! It almost makes me wish I had brothers, a little!

I suppose that makes it better... but goodness, I didn't know I was that popular... in that way! I never blushed so hard in my life! What I'm really concerned about it one of my dear little racers accidentally finding those naughty pictures. Not only could it scar them, they're just a little bit too mischievous sometimes for their own good.

An ask...box? A submit box? I'm afraid I'm not even sure what those are. I'm not too good with the internets yet!

[nerdykhaleesi]

king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I’M GOING TO GO HAVE FUN WITH THESE ADORABLE PONIES NOW!

I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT TEARING UP A LITTLE AGAIN RIGHT NOW, A KING DOESN’T CRY!

[nerdykhaleesi]

Hehe, Yeah, I think Fluttershy is the cutest ^^

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

She's so sweet she's just carrying all my tears away! I feel so much better... just looking at the ponies... the adorable ponies!

[nerdykhaleesi]

king-candy-on-the-interweb-nets started following you

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

Huh… so it is…? Then… why does everyone want it?

Is it like a horn or something, or—

Oh.

OH.

THE D.

I get it now! Goodness me, this is awfully embarassing…

[nerdykhaleesi]

……THERE ARE PONIES ON MY BLOG, YOU CAN MOVE THEM AROUND AND THEY DO STUFF AND SAY THINGS AND THEIR REALLY CUTE

[king-candy-on-the-interweb--blog]

I'M GOING TO GO HAVE FUN WITH THESE ADORABLE PONIES NOW!

I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT TEARING UP A LITTLE AGAIN RIGHT NOW, A KING DOESN'T CRY!