1 alarm chili dog @kisseichuu - Tumblr Blog

last online: May 18, 2025

18+ blog by a 21+ person with extremely specific tastes. Checked once a blue moon. I try to tag warnings.

Here there be:

monster x human fuckening

Parasyte fanart (goto x Hirokawa or Tamiya) (and body horror)

dragons

tentacles and eldritch things

maybe blood play or light gore?

weird text ramblings

me art

What isn't here: No underage shit, no discourse, no stuff that belongs in the bathroom. Maaaaybe dubcon but extremely unlikely. Probably no werewoofs, vamps, orcs, etc.

my sfw blog

#texts #finally decided to make an about post since mobile can't see the page

concept: prince/ess locked away in a high tower except they're cool with it bc it lets them fuck flyby dragons

#texts #nsft

Hm. Something I read is making me realize my multiple touchy hands kink is probably a symptom of touch starvation

#personal /

I think this dragon couple thing really showcases my hand/manhandling kinks

#nsfw text #Texts #Also size difference but who doesn't like that? I don't think I typically go for macro/micro so it's just dragons #Anyway I drew a lot of fucking bc dick in hole was the first thing to come to mind #But there's certainly other non-penetrative ideas I could go for

"You're... You're very big," he said, staring down at the assets of his new "spouse". It towered between his legs where he sat on the dragon's pelvis, shiny and slick with some sort of fluid, oddly twisted like a muscle.

The dragon rumbled. "Did you expect anything else from a dragon?"

"No, well, I didn't know what to expect," he admitted somewhat numbly. He had thought he'd known what big was--he'd volunteered for a marriage to a dragon--but "big" didn't describe an organ that was nearly the length of his torso. The tip itself was almost as big around as his wrist, and it only got thicker further down.

"I won't expect you to put it all in," said the dragon, interrupting his thoughts. He looked up at its face and was met with a mockery of a human smile, eyes half closed and toothed maw open. "Humans are far too fragile, and I didn't marry one to break you on the first night."

It left unsaid that he was expected to break eventually. He shuddered and glanced away.

"But you'll consummate the marriage tonight," it continued, casual. "Whatever you can handle. Or else, I'll annul it. While you..."

He looked back just in time to see its tongue flicker over its teeth.

#fun fact the dragon goes by it/its pronouns bc it asked what humans used for mountains and decided to go with that #whether that's a penis or ovipositor is up to you #dragonfucking #writes #terato #nsfw implied #what's monsterfucking without a little danger huh #the dragon's bridegroom

Consummation

The Before and After

#Well. Let's try to post and see what happens #NSFW #Nsft #teratophilia #terato #Dragonfucking #Draws #These were drawn before the nice drawings so they're p much just whatever ideas #Exophilia #the dragon's bridegroom

The Dragon's Bridegroom (The Deflowered)

In Between

#NSFW #Nsft #Dragonfucking #monster fucker #Terato #Teratophilia #Draws #Exophilia #the dragon's bridegroom

current mood: yaoi light novel concept called The Dragon is a Jealous Lover But Its Male Bride is a Nymphomaniac!

#NSFW text #I've been so horny this week I can't get anything done

what if goto got aphrodisiac'd and fucked hirokawa senseless w multiple tentacles and they discover a few days later he got eggpreg'd with the next gen of Parasites

#nsfw text #this is half story idea and half mid-nut insanity #obviously fucking a human body with a human body is just going to give you more humans #therefore the only parts that could beget more Parasites is the Parasite part #but since Parasites don't bud reproductively maybe the winning move is to combine Parasites #like fuckin slime molds or smth #the fact that they don't need parenting is great bc hirokawa cannot parent.

Newly elected town leader who goes to formally meet the dragon that considers itself the town's feudal lord (bc if the dragon hates them best to find a new leader before it burns down their house)

To the council's surprise the dragon is interested in them and the meeting ends with the two fucking on the altar usually used for monthly tax/tributes

#texts #NSFW

man wtf do you mean the teratophilia and xenophilia tags are still search-banned while other "NSFW" tags have been brought back

#texts