[jvlianbashir]

my new favorite hobby is looking at fucked up easter lamb cakes.

[starlightomatic]

[astraldemise]

when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there

[astraldemise]

why am i not this

[astraldemise]

i need to hide my phone after taking my sleeping pills otherwise i start posting about wanting to look like baphomet or some shit

[dajo42]

figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner

[dinobot]

if i start talking to you about really stupid shit and im not trying to look intellegent anymore that means youve done it. obtained true trust levels. god tier friendship. 

[see-ya-byebye-deactivated202105]

bi person: i headcanon this character as bi

y'all: ok

bi person: cool so [male character] is dating [female character] and they're both bi

y'all: lol shut up hettie these characters aren't straight

bi person:

[themadcapmathematician]

Bi person: i hc this person as bi

Y'all: idk i just feel like its kind of catering to the hets and a cowards move to hc them as bi when they could be gay lol like i feel like its not as good of rep if they're bi?? idk tho thats just my opinion lmfao

[solar-rains]

[degenezijde]

I'm....

[cool-guy-1000]

[y-o-n-a]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Babygirl you are preventing me from fast traveling

[primordial-fungus-monolith]

*hits you with another fireball*

[otherwindow]

Healer Cowboy Glam

[otherwindow]

[salamispots]

Been making some new cards for my Redbubble

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[chasekip]

[hotboyproblems]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| |   I love my friends a lot,  | |    I just suck at talking     | |     to them regularly        | |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿|                       (\__/) ||                       (•ㅅ•) ||                       / 　 づ 

[catcrumb]

[cowboy]

I would let a racoon do surgery on me

[foulserpent]

the hewwo meme was funny for a while but you all are overdoing it. no finesse. no subtlety. disgraceful

[lesbianstarbutterfly-deactivate]

i am so fucking sowwy…. pwease fowgive me…