mateo 🐁🌾

he / they 𝄽 $ 10k+ 𝄽 03 / 24

[kleptomatt]

16 / 05 / 23 𝄽 802.98 $

what i managed to get away with from ūltā and sēphōrā . could have been so much higher if i didn't get sloppy on my last store :/

some of these things are for bōōsting ( a couple of which already sold ), and some were gifts for my family .

♯ not pictured : 1 drûnk êlêphânt mineral sunscreen , 2 ĥ&m sweat-shorts .

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♯ some recents , getting close to 10k

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sorry ive been so inactive, i took around 18 credits this semester, and im an honours student, so ive been way to busy to lyft non-necesities lol

expect new posts in january !!

[kleptomatt]

multiple 🧬s 𝄽 $ 603.17

sorry , i tried to make it look like the shoes were spinning

zâppôs 𝄽 8 / 22 𝄽 $ 206.81

♯ very easy refund over live chat , took less than like 10 minutes asking questions before offering a refund .

vîctôrîas sêcrêt 𝄽 8 / 25 𝄽 $ 211.33

♯ incredibly easy refund over live chat , no investigation w the shipping company . they did ask me like 100 times if i was sure they actually had not arrived lol .

zâppôs 𝄽 8 / 29 𝄽 $ 185.03

♯ used a different address and payment method , but for some reason this time they were insisting on reship . eventually i did get a refund but i had to ask twice .

[kleptomatt]

12 - 19 / 9 / 2023 𝄽 $153 + $222

i have not been going out as much from how busy i am but heres 2 mini hauls from the last week(s?)

i just wanted to put it out there that 1. âlô is incredibly easy and 2. be careful when doing lûlû because when i went in there that day there was employees confronting some people at the door , i didnt stay so kdk if they were actually lyfting but the employees kept saying " we know you have them , you can either give it back or we are calling the police ".

its weird because i thought lulu had a no-confrontation policy , but that just goes to show not all locations will follow the rules , so dont be sloppy !

[kleptomatt]

9 / 5 / 2023 𝄽 $ 237

first actual lyft since im back from vacation ! i have gotten small things from farmacies and such the last few weeks but this is my first real-mini haul

doing brändÿ for the first time was fun , there's literally no security in the 5th ävënuë strore

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i was gonna go lyftìng but its a rainy tuesday thats basically asking to get caught

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anyone can plz let me into the lyfting discord

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is there any way i can 🧬 the same company twice? or will my address give it away 😭

[amethlyfts]

Stealing books faster than I can read them

[kleptomatt]

how have vïctorïa sëcrëts 🧬 been turning out recently? would under 350 work?

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saved 17$ at the airport foodcourt by just not going to the booth to pay lol my little bro thinks im the coolest mf ever

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hypotheticaly, if i tried to 🧬 and they said they could only do replacements, could i agree to that then return the replacement and get a refund? :)

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with how annoying they are being about it i might just have to take the L and pay for it... but trying wont hurt

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hypotheticaly, if i tried to 🧬 and they said they could only do replacements, could i agree to that then return the replacement and get a refund? :)

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im so mad i dont have time to go 🏋‍♂️ing again before my trip... maybe i can do it at my home country for a bit but... ah...

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anyone ever 🏋‍♂️ from ādīdās ? is it worth it to even try ?

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14 / 07 / 23 𝄽 458 $

lūlūlēmōn haul + quick ūltā run to restock stuff that was running low lol

the lūlūlēmōn tags are legitimately so annoying to crack . i had to shove in the hook like a million times each . luckily , the employees quote literally do not care about how many items you bring in .

if you plan on doing them, make sure you bring a cutter so you can slice the rfids , too .