k reor

a thinking dinosaur.

[shittyidea]

Start pronouncing gif as ‘yiff’

[dundermifflingifs]

[shittyidea]

Do your eyeliner with a fine tip sharpie to make it waterproof

[arandomthot]

[theshellshack]

[justbadpuns]

I periodically think of this and can’t help but laugh

[the-real-seebs]

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

[traceytonight]

[wiiuapologist]

pornhub: chaotic good

[sundercity]

[stolentweets]

[paulwelsey]

[ruinedchildhood]

#shotsfired 

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

these girls r fkin hypocrites they were literally an accident in a laboratory wtf who do they think theyre foolin

[meanplastic]

[diary-of-a-chinese-kid]

Gorilla of the year

[glitterhoney-deactivated2017062]

Are you ready kids?!

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :) 

[regby-blog1]

me: *eats something* friend: can I have a bite ? me: yeah you can have the whole thing if you go buy your own

[djjvmz]

[spacecadet]