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"I was told I have to hand down a punishment. First of all, you're going to have to help clean up the kitchen tomorrow. Alone. You'll be on kitchen duty all week unless something comes up where we need you to go out, but for the most part, I'll just ask your sister to go for you."

His jaw dropped. Kitchen duty for a week? By himself? With all of the dishes the navy, hell even Zero alone, used was more than he could clean by himself and he knew it. He couldn't even hide the frustration in his voice as he spoke up.

"I'm going to be stuck inside for a week? But she's not as good at that stuff as me!"

#akagi-no-ikari

kirishimakiriko

Though it looked as if she might launch into a lecture any second, the crisis was somehow averted. She did get what she had asked for- the honest truth in what had gone down when she wasn’t looking. Admittedly, she wasn’t even surprised. Saving him the you shouldn’t do that comment, nothing but a sigh escaped— at first.

"Was that so difficult to tell me? It isn’t as if I’m going to punish you for it. My disappointment must be enough for your conscience. And if it isn’t, it should be."

kujouichijiku

Aichi nodded and then lowered his head. The tone of her voice got to him more than any lecture, no matter how long, would have.

"It is... I uh... I don't like when you're disappointed."

#kirishimakiriko

kirishimakiriko

Unimpressed, the battleship shook her head. She wasn’t buying it, because with him, nothing usually meant something— then again, arguably, all of the younger aircraft were like that.

"I suppose that’s why you’ve gotten in trouble with the boss. You can stop lying to me at any point, you know, I only respect you less when you play me for a fool. And that seems to happen all the time."

kujouichijiku

"I uh..."

Aichi tugged at the ends of his scarf as he tried to figure out what to say. He didn't want to say anything else that could make her think he believed she wasn't intelligent enough to see through the blatant lies. God knows he thought she was the most intelligent woman he's ever met... But he also didn't want to admit he did something wrong. He didn't want to disappoint her. Again. Though he didn't seem to have much of a choice.

"I... got into a fight with Zero..."

#kirishimakiriko

kujouichijiku

"Maybe I should just… go to bed."

And avoid Akagi, of course. That is the main objective at all times.

kirishimakiriko

"… What did you do this time?”

kujouichijiku

Shit shit shit! He wasn't expecting Kiriko to show up now of all times. And he didn't have a story or excuse prepared for this one.

"I-- I didn't do anything!"

#kirishimakiriko

"Maybe I should just... go to bed."

And avoid Akagi, of course. That is the main objective at all times.

"Fortunately for you, I'll be letting Akagi figure out your punishment. I don't really have the time to do it myself, and he's supposed to be looking after you, in any case."

...

In all honesty, he didn't know if he could consider himself "fortunate" if Akagi would be deciding his fate. At that moment, he was sure his face was as white as his scarf, which was slowly engulfing his head as he sunk down into it.

#itamiwowakeaeru

"I expected better of you."

"申し訳ございませんでした。。。"

All he could do was keep his head lowered in a respectful position. Nothing in this world could help him now. His ass was grass.

#itamiwowakeaeru

"..." To say the least, he's not impressed.

"H... Honda-sama--"

All he could think to do was bow his head. He wanted to complain about Zero biting him, but since he knew it was his own fault, he held his tongue to keep from digging himself into a deeper hole.

#itamiwowakeaeru

kazakamireiji

(#ಠQಠ#)

[!!!!!! GIT GUD 兄ちゃん!]

Being knocked to the ground was nothing new to him— having such an obnoxiously large bunch of enemies (even a certain aircraft that was supposed to be his ally was larger and better able to fuck his shit six ways to Sunday-) made it much easier for him to formulate his own escape plan. With a bit (a lot) of struggling, of course, but he could easily slip his way out of this, and as soon as he did, it was biting time.

kujouichijiku

!!!

Aichi let out a blood-curdling scream as soon as Zero latched himself onto his arm. This certainly wasn't the reality he had wanted! He started flailing his trapped arm as hard as he could, trying to get free, all while hitting Zero with his free hand.

"LET GO! LET GO LET GO LETGOLETGOITFUCKINGHURTS--"

#kazakami-reiji

kazakamireiji

[no no no no no no no—]

The little aircraft struggled wildly, flailing arms and legs and as expected, attempting to sink his teeth into some sort of flesh. It didn’t seem to work at first, but Reiji wasn’t at all ready to give up. All that curry had given him energy.

kujouichijiku

"You should've saved some curry for your 兄さん!"

Oh no, he wasn't expecting this much of a struggle. He only had a few seconds to think of something to do before his brother could take a chunk out of him. He slid his foot behind Zero and moved to swipe his legs out from under him.

#kazakami-reiji

kujouichijiku

"You little…!"

Although he knew better, his common sense seemed to be… lacking… as he grabbed Zero by the front of his jacket.

kazakamireiji

[………….!!!!!!!!!!] ヾ( ๑´д`๑)ﾂ

kujouichijiku

Aichi knew he had the advantage over his brother, considering the difference in their stature, but he also knew Zero had a knack for biting. By process of elimination, the safest course of action for him to take, he decided, would be to put Zero in a headlock and dig his knuckles into his scalp.

#kazakami-reiji

kazakamireiji

kujouichijikuがあなたの投稿に返信しました:|lets out a satisfied belch.|

You could’ve saved some for me! (;´Д`)

[you knew damn well what today was and it is not my fault you weren’t dedicated enough to get some. git gud.]

kujouichijiku

"You little...!"

Although he knew better, his common sense seemed to be... lacking... as he grabbed Zero by the front of his jacket.

#kazakami-reiji

kujouichijiku

"Shi— No way! There’s none left? At all?"

itamiwowakeaeru

"Perhaps if you had woken up on time…"

Implying that Reiji woke up on time, of course; the empire was blissfully unaware that the voiceless fighter had actually waited overnight in the kitchen.

kujouichijiku

"But I only slept a little extra..."

He rubbed his stomach and stuck out his lip in a small, disappointed pout. He should have learned by now to never sleep in for even a minute on Fridays, but alas...

"There really isn't anymore...?"

#itamiwowakeaeru