Kumo!

idk man

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Kumo's Collectibles

(and coffee shop)

Items:

PLOT_DEVICE: a mysterious single-use device that gets the user out of any predicament they may find themselves in. (costs $10)

Present: a container that can hold anything the user wants, which can be anything from a music box to an anvil! (costs $5)

Blue Mint: a mint that heals 2 health points when eaten. (costs $1)

Water Balloons: special items that heal the person they're thrown at on contact. (costs $5)

Name Tag: displays the user's nickname over their head. The nickname can be manually typed in by the user, but is set to their actual name by default. (costs $1)

Tracy Trainee Hoodie: a stylish seafoam green hoodie with famous Vocalesque star Tracy Trainee! (costs $20)

Tracy Trainee Glowstick: a large glowstick that flashes a multitude of colors! (costs $5)

Food & Drink

Standard Coffee: your average, unremarkable coffee. gives the user a temporary speed (+3) and strength (+3) buff. (costs $3)

Doughnut: a tasty and affordable treat! heals 7 health points when eaten. (costs $2)

Energy Drink: a beverage that gives anybody who drinks it a major speed boost! gives the user a temporary speed (+10) buff. (costs $7)

Blue Smoothie: a mysterious drink with an unusual taste (blue raspberry)! gives a temporary buff (+15) to two stats that are chosen at random! (costs $10)

Blue Mint Cake: a cake infused with crushed up blue mints. heals 20 health points when eaten. (costs $15)

Tracy Trainee Slushie: enjoy a refreshing seafoam green slushie in a special Tracy Trainee slushie cup!

Tracy Trainee Coffee Mug: this special Tracy Trainee coffee mug only costs an additional $1 with any piece of Tracy Trainee merchandise! (costs $2 without any Tracy Trainee merch)

Soupy Surpsise: Gives you a random status effect/stat buff for 24 hours. Eat at your own risk.

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*kumo looks around to make sure no one can see him. he sneaks through the back door kf the shop, hiding in the shadows where the flickering lights don't reach. he drags a heavy bag in with him*

*he adds a new item to the menu.*

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Leafy: ..what was that last part he said?

Firey: Eh, probably nothing. Now let's decorate!

*Just pray they don't use those plot devices.*

-@objectsinthecircus

...

*kumo looks up at the sky. another cloudy day, great. he doesn't even remember the last time he stood in the sun... he walks down the sidewalk of shopquest town, looking at the autumn leaves blowing. he fluffs his sweater a little in response to the slight chilly breeze.*

I missed this.

*he just walks. he doesnt have a destination or way to get home, he just walks down the sidewalk looking at the sights and thinking about things. he really needed this.*

*sigh*

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Leafy: oh my god.

Firey: yyyyou know, maybe WE'LL take over the shop and you just sit back at home and relaaax!

*Leafy tries to push you out the counter and to the door.*

-@objectsinthecircus

*being the fluffy cloud guy that he is, he's fairly light*

I- ehm- well- just don't touch the plot devices-

*aaaaand he's already pushed out the door...*

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Firey: OHOHOHO! NO.

Leafy: But you look tired, you look paler, and it looks like you.. haven't ate much. Did you eat?

-@objectsinthecircus

*he nervously rubs his arm, knowing he hasn't had a full meal in about a week.*

I... uh... no.

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*They both look at each other, then back at you with a concerned and horrified face.*

Firey: ..screw the costumes, YOU NEED A BREAK.

-@objectsinthecircus

*slow blinking...*

I suppose I could leave the store for a bit... maybe later, though. I still have a few more decorations I need to put up.

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*He's surprised by the greeting, he thought it would be a usual happy greeting.*

Firey: ..wwwoah, you okay..?

Leafy: How long did you.. sleep for?

-@objectsinthecircus

*he blinks slowly, his colors looking drained and paler than usual. his pupils are a dark crimson color rather than the bright glowing red they used to be*

mm. dont worry about me, I'll be ok.

now about those Halloween costumes...

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*KICKS DOOR NOISES*

Firey: HELLO!

*oh GOD IT'S THEM.*

*He slams his arm onto the counter.*

Firey: Got any halloween costumes? Or any jack-o lanterns?

-@objectsinthecircus

*he looks up from his counter, bro is tired as FRICK rn*

mm, welcome back.

unfortunately, we don't have any pre-made Halloween costumes right now, but I'm willing to take commissions if you're willing to pay extra...

*he wipes his dusty hands on his cloud sweater*

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*kumo puts up a weathered wooden sign in front of his shop that says [TAOCCTOBER SHOP SALE!]*

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*kumo is sitting face down at his desk, snoring.*

*his radio plays tunes as he sleeps peacefully.*

*his desk is cluttered with papers, pens, and other things.*

[beardedmrbean]

This video is a hate crime against Italians

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*✨️epically flies down✨️*

hellllooooooo

it is i

the

🌸🌸🌸april fools person🌸🌸🌸

and i will apil fools U

*turns u into a literal jester hat*

*✨️flies away epically✨️*

*confused screaming*

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I've been waiting very patiently.

Finally.

It's almost time.

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*incoherent sobbing into a pillow*

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I've been waiting very patiently.

Finally.

It's almost time.

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[FINALLY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO NOTICE THE GIFT ON THE COUNTER]

It's from the objects!

You got: A nice knitted jester hat! With a blue sweater, how nice!

-@objectsinthecircus

*he smiles warmly*

this will look lovely in my collection ^^

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*A gift has been placed on the counter just for you!*

*kumo looks at it while laying on the cloud*

what's this...

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*Merry christmas! Someone has dropped off something in the middle of the night… *

*Kumo receives a box... when he opens it, a cloud pops out and floats lazily in the air. You can lay on this cloud for a nap, and it's just as comfortable (and fitting) as it sounds. Really helps with the stress after a day of working the shop.*

(Mod note: this happened on Christmas I just didn't answer it whoops-)

*kumo pounces on the cloud almost immediately*

*comfortable sigh...*