I'm not on drugs I swear.

i can has an instagram. dis is where ur dreamz cum tru. enjoi

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[literarysext]

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

[lesbianblackphillip]

drinking a monster energy drink undoes your baptism

[coolxatu]

[ninja-suffragette]

[murdershegoat]

leo dicaprio was nominated five times in twenty two years

amy adams was nominated five times in eight years. 

it took her less than half the time it took him to get the same number of nominations.

her performances are poignant, subtle, always beautifully delivered. 

the fact she wasn’t even nominated for arrival is an absolute atrocity.

this is the hill on which i die.

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

#plus she doesnt exclusively date models who are half her age ❤️

[lohver]

NO shade but there’s a few people I’m glad I’m not close to anymore.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[ewfobewuibg-deactivated20130929]

i want to be famous so people will cry when they meet me

[stargirlweeknd]

“dude” but like romantically

[aracle]

“babe” but like platonically

[adeles]

Show yourself! I’m no longer trembling.  Here I am I’ve come so far. You are the answer I’ve waited for, all of my life. Oh, show yourself! Let me see who you are. Show yourself! Step into your power. Grow yourself into something new. You are the one you’ve been waiting for, all of my life. Oh, show yourself.

Frozen 2 (2019)

[h0odrich]

[omghotmemes]

Could be nothing… goddamn it, it’s something

[gay-irl]

[melonmemes]

[nomehablen2]

this is so fucking funny

[piercedshut]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[fuckyeah-animalcrossing]

[frenchifries]

he is a FROG he must be kept MOIST