『ʟᴏʀᴅ ᴅɪᴀᴠᴏʟᴏ』

[l0rddiavolo0]

Oh gracious Lord Diavolo, this humble sheep has a question for you, all meant in good faith.

Underwire or sports bra?

Ah ha ha! Ha ha! I do not wear a bra, as I do not have breasts, humble sheep! What has given you all this impression of me, hm?

[l0rddiavolo0]

Lucifer has a giant crush on you, if he denies it he's lying. Just thought you should know, Lord Diavolo.

Ah ha ha! Ha ha!

Aydien, you do know I can tell when others are lying, right? Lucifer would never lie to me about something as juvenile as a crush! I truthfully don't remember the last time Lucifer has actually lied to me.

[l0rddiavolo0]

How do you feel about the people that ship you and Belphie

I don't think Belphegor would be fond of being shipped off anywhere with me at the current moment! He has a lot of hostility in his heart towards me that I am working to remedy!

[l0rddiavolo0]

Lord Diavolo, sun of the Devildom. Sort of random thing, but I really like calling you sun of the Devildom since it really seems to fit you! But I was wondering, has there been others who called you this before? Or rather, how often would you say you hear this title?

I don't believe I've had anyone call me this quite as often as you do, my dear anon!

You seem rather fond of it though, and it is quite an extravagant title to use! I have no qualms of you continue to use it!

[l0rddiavolo0]

Lord Diavolo, do you like flowers? Or do you happen to have a favorite flower? Hopefully one that is not so rare that it can only be found in the palace gardens… 🤞 -Jessica

Hello Jessica!

Seeing fresh flowers decorating the palace seems to brighten up the place a great deal! I do enjoy them, yes. As for a favorite flower? I hadn't considered it too much!

My birth flower is the Ogre Bellflower! I can't say it'd be easy to obtain by any means, ah ha ha!

There are a number of Human world flowers that I've seen that I quite enjoy though!

Gladiolus flowers are quite pretty Summer flowers that I've seen a few times while visiting the human world. Chrysanthemums are quite pretty too!

[lucifersarchive]

//It’s the admins birthday so I’m taking all my birthday luck and wishing all of you a beautiful day. I hope you all have a wonderful time today and here’s to a beautiful start of pride month as well. <3

[l0rddiavolo0]

//Happy birthday to my dear friend!! Save some of that birthday luck for yourself too!! You more than deserve a good birthday!

[l0rddiavolo0]

Lord Diavolo, sun of the Devildom, how have you been?

(You as well mod! How have you been?)

Hello! I've been doing well! Busy, but that's to be expected! I hope you have been well too!

//this is true for mod too haha! I've been really busy as of late and I have so many asks to respond to... It's as if I've been cursed with my own busy work to better match the character I'm playing lol

[l0rddiavolo0]

Genuine question, what size bra do you wear ma'am? (Please don't strike me down Lord Diavolo🙏)

Haha! You'd be surprised with the knowledge this isn't my first ask of this nature.

Barbatos has advised against my answering this question. I am curious though, is my chest really so interesting that you sheep keep asking about it? How amusing!

[asmobaby69]

I'm guessing C, in my very experienced opinion~

[l0rddiavolo0]

//breaking character because my friends and I were speculating this very quandary and I can't remember how we got there but we decided he was a C cup too. I guess Diavolo just has the vibe of someone with C sized boobs lol

[l0rddiavolo0]

How would you react if you met a human and then found out that they somehow tamed a dragon?

That would be an impressive feat! There's several human movies and shows with a concept like this one, no?

Perhaps if I find free time I'll have to sit down and watch some! Do you have a favorite?

[l0rddiavolo0]

Genuine question, what size bra do you wear ma'am? (Please don't strike me down Lord Diavolo🙏)

Haha! You'd be surprised with the knowledge this isn't my first ask of this nature.

Barbatos has advised against my answering this question. I am curious though, is my chest really so interesting that you sheep keep asking about it? How amusing!

[lucifersarchive]

Hmmmmmmmmmmm let me grab onto those cute little buttocks of yours 3ヽ(●´ε｀●)ノ

If you dare come near me I will invent new torture methods.

[asmobaby69]

And what if that was Diavolo? Then what?

[lucifersarchive]

He doesn’t type anywhere near like this.

[l0rddiavolo0]

Ah ha ha! Consider my curiosity piqued, Lucifer! How *would* I type something like this?

[l0rddiavolo0]

would you give lucifer a kiss 🤨

What do you gain from acquiring such knowledge?

[l0rddiavolo0]

got myself a box of assorted macarons as per your suggestion!! and ofc as a thank you, i'm gifting you a box for you to share with barbatos 💕 ill come over soon so we can enjoy them together! maybe we can have a little tea party! does that sound good to you, dearest?

How wonderful! Yes, a tea party sounds lovely. I'll ask Barbaros which tea would pair the best with these Macarons!

[l0rddiavolo0]

help me choose!!!!

macarons or lemon pound cakes???

ugh ARGH need to satisfy my cravings but one at a time so please help me choooooose! i trust your taste

Hard choices! In my opinion, you should have the macarons! Something sweet with a slight crunch! A good afternoon or evening snack. It pairs well with coffee, depending on which flavors you have!

[l0rddiavolo0]

Good day, milord. May I come by to use the palatial library again? Oh, and I have an update on that case you asked me to work on.

Perhaps a chess game or two while I’m there. I still want to beat you after all.

—Satan

Hello Satan! Feel free to stop by the Library, you know the way there by now.

I have some paperwork to finish up, but after that I'll track you down to go over the updates you have! Are you partial to any specific kinds of tea? I figured a cup while we chat would be agreeable.

I hope you have been brushing up on your chess skills, that is if you're still wanting to play later!

[l0rddiavolo0]

Oh great Lord Diavolo, why do you hate pickles so much?

It's not just pickles I hate dear sheep. I dislike most if not all pickled vegetables. It's just pickles that are the most egregious.

[l0rddiavolo0]

Lord Diavolo! You should go rub bald mammon's head for extra luck!! -🐦‍⬛

Ah ha ha! I fear Mammon would not take kindly to this!