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@lalaithem
Does this fanfiction make sense? Hold water? Not an ounce! Does that mean Iām going to stop writing it? Not an ounce! Iām a moron with a keyboard and half an idea and thatās your problem now. God couldnāt stop me and neither could my dad, and now Iām on your screen with another thousand words of whatever the fuck this is. Bon appetite bitch!
Victor Frankenstein: Iāve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I wonāt teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.
The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby
Boomers: HeāS NOt thE ViCtIM, HEās tHe MOnsTEr
An ironic parallel considering the idea of ātough loveā parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, Iām sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasnāt given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.
itās like that post thatās like āknowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monsterā. like the whole point of the post is that frankensteinās monster is a victim of viktor frankensteinās own monstrosity.
mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her motherās grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.
if you read in a frog paper āspecimen was released in the field immediately after captureā chances are very good that what it actually means is
āi dropped the damn frog and despite the fact that we fell all over each other no one could recapture itā
sometimes when i am sad i go read through the tags on this post, because they are 70% other biologists saying things likeĀ āAND ALSO FUCK FIELD MICEā andĀ āTHAT CRAB ALMOST BROKE MY FINGERā and I am reassured that I am not the only one who has bobbled a wood frog right into their cleavage.
plus six or seven people who justā¦.canāt figure out what a frog paper could possibly be. (guys itāsā¦a scientific paper. about frogs.)
and this one
which made me laugh despairingly because i mean
bro you donāt even know.
what is the code entomologists use for āi stepped on it, iām so sorry, it was dark out and the specimen was very smallā
āImpromptu dissection was performed under less-than-optimal lighting conditions.ā
āimpromptu dissectionā is an alarming phrase in any context and i thank you for it
Whatās biologist for āthe little fucker BIT me and I yote it into the undergrowth on reflexā?
āSpecimen was removed from the study pool due to abnormal interaction responsesā
I am reblogging this 98% for the second to last comment holy shit Iām fucking choking
Iām enjoying the tags/replies discussing the proper conjugation ofĀ āto yeet.ā I am in favor of the decision that the future perfect isĀ āwill have yitten.ā
Expanding this, NASA has a few gems from their report language:
āUnderwent unplanned rapid disassemblyā ā it exploded, and it wasnāt an explosion we wanted to happen
āLithobraking maneuverā ā it stopped because it hit the goddamned ground.
āEngine-rich exhaustā ā the engine bell melted or evaporated, or the engine ejected itself out the back of the rocket without having a very good reason to do so.
āFishing orbitā ā the craft is in the ocean instead of space and we didnāt mean to put it there
āThrust was observed along an undesired vectorā ā the engine leaked and the rocket spun off into oblivion.
āWearing his manager hatā ā a moron who shouldnāt be an engineer (a reference to the infamous quote ātake off your engineer hat and put on your manager hatā in the meeting in which the Challenger was cleared for launch)
āReceived an unrequested transferā ā heās dead.
LITHOBRAKING MANEUVER
No idea if Iāve reblogged this before but Iāve seen it already AND ITāS GOTTEN BETTER
Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didnāt lose no weight. I actually got bigger.
Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.
Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And thatās cool.
Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE
Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ā¢ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process
You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years.Ā
And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and theyāre panting for air like like theyāre about to die. Iāve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way.Ā
Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build.Ā
No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them.Ā
And theyāre fast. Like, unfair fast.Ā
Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain.Ā
This is true for all humans, too!
At my heaviest (well over 300lbs) I still ran an 11 minute mile (pre-disability). And even when I was at my most active, and training intensely, I was never hardbodied despite working out full time. Functional muscle for me looks like horse legs and a big muscular butt with a soft tummy and big arms.
Iām built like a Celtic Warrior Goddess and I will never have a flat tummy and toned arms and that is fine by me because I could snap a grown man in half.
Yes!
Have you seen olympic powerlifters?Ā
This is Sarah Robles, on the USA Olympic Powerlifting team.Ā
Skinny? No. Could pick me up with one arm? Absofuckinglutely.Ā
Sarah Robles was once in an auto accident. She braced her arms against the steering wheel & by main force held it back from smashing her in the chest.
She fought her car & she won.
wHAT
Holy shit I love her even more.Ā
That would shatter my arms like glass.Ā
@warriormale @imfemalewarrior @nonbinarywarrior
Embrace your body the way it is built and designed to last.Ā
-FemaleWarriorĀ
A better, more positive Tumblr
Since its founding in 2007, Tumblr has always been a place for wide open, creative self-expression at the heart of community and culture. To borrow from our founder David Karp, weāre proud to have inspired a generation of artists, writers, creators, curators, and crusaders to redefine our culture and to help empower individuality.
Over the past several months, and inspired by our storied past, weāve given serious thought to who we want to be to our community moving forward and have been hard at work laying the foundation for a better Tumblr. Weāve realized that in order to continue to fulfill our promise and place in culture, especially as it evolves, we must change. Some of that change began with fostering more constructive dialogue among our community members. Today, weāre taking another step by no longer allowing adult content, including explicit sexual content and nudity (with some exceptions). Ā
Letās first be unequivocal about something that should not be confused with todayās policy change: posting anything that is harmful to minors, including child pornography, is abhorrent and has no place in our community. Weāve always had and always will have a zero tolerance policy for this type of content. To this end, we continuously invest in the enforcement of this policy, including industry-standard machine monitoring, a growing team of human moderators, and user tools that make it easy to report abuse. We also closely partner with the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children and the Internet Watch Foundation, two invaluable organizations at the forefront of protecting our children from abuse, and through these partnerships we report violations of this policy to law enforcement authorities. We can never prevent all bad actors from attempting to abuse our platform, but we make it our highest priority to keep the community as safe as possible.
So what is changing?
Posts that contain adult content will no longer be allowed on Tumblr, and weāve updated our Community Guidelines to reflect this policy change. We recognize Tumblr is also a place to speak freely about topics like art, sex positivity, your relationships, your sexuality, and your personal journey. We want to make sure that we continue to foster this type of diversity of expression in the community, so our new policy strives to strike a balance.
Why are we doing this?
It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.
Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.
So whatās next?
Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes wonāt happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.
Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. Weāre relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but weāve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.
Most importantly, weāre going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions weāre making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.
Like you, we love Tumblr and what itās come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We wonāt always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.
Jeff DāOnofrio CEO
Stuff your excuses up your butt.
Stephen has āa watchlist of individuals and beings from other realmsāĀ but he also seems to know a lot about Tonyās personal life š The wedding and the fall out of the Avengers could be public knowledge, but Tony looked surprised when Stephen mentioned the weddingĀ (also is it just me or the way he said it sounded like it already happened?)Ā And later his reaction when Tony mentioned Steve said it all, he knew what went down between them and their current cold war.Ā
i have a typeā¦itās men dramatically sitting in the shadows waiting to fuck shit up.
We must be intolerant of intolerance
Venus, Siberian Husky (6 y/o), Washington & Little West 12th St., New York, NY ā¢ āShe tried to chase a squirrel and it gave her a scar on her nose. The squirrel won that battle.ā
ā Wonders of āos Ā ā”ć ā /āć
Just take me
Chris Evans and directors Anthony & Joe Russo on the making of the fight scene.
If Taika Watiti directed a short between Civil War and Infinity War
My other Avengers AUs
Most important fact in this scene -kids
Just think people of wakanda decided that this ww2 vet, worlds longest serving pow, tortured and brainwashed ex assassin is safe around kids!
Safe enough for them to startle him from sleep !
If there was the tiniest risk the citizens of worlds most secure kingdom wonāt let their kids around a man who can break a neck with one hand.
He might never be what he ones was , but he is all Bucky Barnes .
Not a danger
BUCKY MADE A FULL RECOVERY
thor: *leaves* steve: :( thor: *comes back* steve: :D
age of ultron is The Worst Movie Ever Made in many respects but steveās nightmare scene is really well done and likeā¦i hate how people misinterpret it as steveĀ not wanting to live in a world without war cus if you likeā¦watch it itās about him being afraid that he doesnāt know how to exist outside of fighting/being cap because since coming out of the ice itās all thatās been expected of him which really fits in well with how lost he is in winter soldier (āwhat makes you happy?āĀ āi donāt knowā). also the PTSD stuff is really well done and Chris acts it so well like heās literally jumping and dodging out of the way at camera flashes and itās justā¦idk itās one of the movieās few saving graces
I know itās like no you dumb idiots, he doesnāt love fighting, heās afraid he has no place in the world except for the fighting. Ultron is the bad guy, just because he says something, doesnāt make it true. The fact that they canāt tell the PTSD stuff is beyond me, I mean heās jumping at flashbulbs, heās seeing spilled wine and itās reminding him of blood and gunshot wounds. Itās classic PTSD, itās like the woman in Samās support group in The Winter Soldier, who talked about mistaking a plastic bag blowing into the street while she was driving for an IED.
EXACTLY.
We see him in CA:TWS trying to figure things out, does Steve Rogers still exist when everyone (until Sam Wilson) just sees Captain America?, how exactly does Steve Rogers fit into the 21st century?, then BAM! Project Insight, taking down Hydra, finding Bucky, no time to be Steve Rogers.Ā And AOU finds him feeling like he missed his chance (āthe worldās expert in waiting too longā) and resigning himself to being Captain America forever even though that was never his plan.
And then we have Civil War:
Heās done. Not with the fight, but with the fact that Captain America has become something that Steve Rogers is not. Somehow, Captain America became the image of the perfect soldier, and even Steveās teammates canāt see him for himself instead of an image the world constructed of what is Captain America.
Steve Rogers is not a perfect soldier, but a good man. When he drops the shield, he is taking a stand. Steve Rogers can no longer be Captain America in the 21st century if Captain America no longer stands for what Steve Rogers does.
And this is why Steve Rogers is not a flat character like so many people think, but I digress.
May the Force Fourth be with you!
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU
