Coffee's art and RP blog

H.....hi my names Coffee......umm....welcome to my blog... No NSFW IF YOU ARE A MINOR Has autisom, depression, smoking problems, yandere. Brother Wine decesed

[lamepileofbones]

[lamepileofbones]

EVERYONE IVE MADE A NEW BLOG ITS SADCOFFEEBOI

[assason-the-skeleton]

RP starter

*Assason stares at his reflection in the water. He wishes his brother was still alive. Assason missed him so mutch*

[assason-the-skeleton]

*He wished some one where thare. It had been so long sienc he had last seen anyone. He whished he could talk to someone, to let it all out*

[lamepileofbones]

Why hello there

[assason-the-skeleton]

*Assason turned around quickly*

“W-Who are you?”

*Assason backs away, raching for his sniper on his back*

[lamepileofbones]

The names Coffee what’s yours?~

[assason-the-skeleton]

“My name’s Assason. Sorry, It’s been a long time since I talked to someone.”

*His hand falls away from his sniper*

[lamepileofbones]

I don’t usually talk either but you looked so sad so I came to talk to you~

[assason-the-skeleton]

“Thanks.”

*Sits back down and curls up*

“Things have been bad since my brother died…”

*Tears start streaming down his face*

[assason-the-skeleton]

*He starts shaking with greif, and a lack of sleep do to insomnia*

[lamepileofbones]

Mind if I where to show you something?~

[assason-the-skeleton]

“N-no. You can show me something.”

*He gets up and follows Coffee*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee picks you up and holds you close to him his body is warm and makes you tired

[assason-the-skeleton]

*Assason yawns, but fights sleep. 2 seconds later, Assason is asleep*

[lamepileofbones]

I knew I would come in handy~

Coffee soon walks to what seems to be your house

[assason-the-skeleton]

*Assason forgot what sleep was. He was thankful that Coffee did that*

“Thanks…”

*He murmered in his sleep*

[lamepileofbones]

No problem friend~

[assason-the-skeleton]

*Assason had the dream agin, about when his brother died. He started screaming in his sleep*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee rocks him in his arms shushing him softly

[lamepileofbones]

*Corrupted file walks out of a mysterious door* H-Hi good sir umm... how are you?

I'm doing just fine?

Why do you ask corrupted one?

[virgilsteve]

Corrupted File: (Sigh) because I was told it's good manners to ask someone that when you first meet them... not to mention my dad wants me to socialize and make friends.

So I'm here I-I guess...

[lamepileofbones]

Your father is right that is good manners. And you're pretty lucky to have a father who is like that. Me heh I wasn't so lucky.

[virgilsteve]

Corrupted File: thank you he tries. Sadly he's not always able to be around. E-Especially for the last few years... his work is very important and he has to take it very seriously considering since he is the god of Death.

[lamepileofbones]

God of Death you say?

Isn't that just Reaper?

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

Neyh~

"Oh. Hello, Coffee" *Clover smiles softly at you, while Seth was sitting at a table behind her, eating a taco*

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

(Trimming)

🧋Oh. Well, it's good that you're not sick ^^ and it's okay if you don't talk much

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee picks you up

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*They're around the same height as Coffee-*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee blushes

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

🧋._.? Why are you blushing-?

[lamepileofbones]

Because your just like me

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

🧋O-oh. Heh, I guess you're right ^^

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee strokes your cheek

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*They smile a bit*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee gives them a peck on the cheek then puts them down

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*He blushes a tiny bit, and a little confused, but they weren't gonna question it. After a few seconds, Shade's and Ayuna's voices could be heard from the closet*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee walks in the closet

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*Empty clothes hangers are hanging on one side is the closet, a foldable step stool leaning against a small cabinet on the same side. The other side of the closet had a small toy chest that was empty, with a desk and drawing supplies next to it. At the back of the closet stood Shade and Ayuna, behind them was a portal* ’‘Thst should take care of what clothes and pajamas to get’‘ ఌ︎So then that only leaves the rest of the room decor?ఌ︎ ’‘Yup’‘

[lamepileofbones]

Tilts his head confused

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*They then spot Coffee* ’‘·-· how long were you there for-?’‘

[lamepileofbones]

SHrugs

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

ఌ︎Okay then-ఌ︎

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee picks you up and snuggles you

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*Shade is a bit surprised, but she smiles and snuggles back. The portal is also a bit more visible since Shade isn't infront of it*

[lamepileofbones]

What's the portal for?

[lamepileofbones]

Howdy

Spare me a cigar, buddy

Heh sure why not

*HE HANDS YOU A CIGAR*

*HE GLITCHES OUT A COUPLE TIMES BEFORE GIVING IT TO YOU*

*REMEMBER THIS ISN"T REALLY STRETCH*

[carathallyu-tale]

*turn on the cigar

Glitch, huh? Pretty common for me

Me and my homie, sans, are usually seeing something like this too

[lamepileofbones]

Yeah, I don't know why I have been having them but I'll figure it out soon.

*YAWN*

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Sorry I'm late for the job sorry

You're so late that literally every single position is filled.

[lamepileofbones]

begans to cry

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Except for receptionist.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee pouts

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Kawaii....

[lamepileofbones]

What were the job options I missed so I can be more pissed at myself

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

You could've been a test dummy for weapons of mass destruction...with resurrection machines included, of course.

[lamepileofbones]

Okay sounds lame and dangerous

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Researcher for the Aquaponics facility.

[lamepileofbones]

Sigh just let me be the receptionist

[missy-kinks]

Heya there kinky kiddo~Mind shaken a poor sinners hand*PUTS OUT HAND TO SHAKE*

*missy smiles and takes his hand to shake it.* well hello bone man.

[lamepileofbones]

Hello there kiddo. So what are you doing here?

[missy-kinks]

Exploring sir.*smiles pulling her hand away after shaking your hand.*

[lamepileofbones]

Aren't you cold? You seem to just be wearing a tank top and some shorts?

[missy-kinks]

No I'm fine. *She smiles softly as her body gave off a inviting warmth.*

[lamepileofbones]

Are you sure?

[lamepileofbones]

*Corrupted file walks out of a mysterious door* H-Hi good sir umm... how are you?

I'm doing just fine?

Why do you ask corrupted one?

[virgilsteve]

Corrupted File: (Sigh) because I was told it's good manners to ask someone that when you first meet them... not to mention my dad wants me to socialize and make friends.

So I'm here I-I guess...

[lamepileofbones]

Your father is right that is good manners. And you're pretty lucky to have a father who is like that. Me heh I wasn't so lucky.

[lamepileofbones]

Starting a rp...

Im'a use Gremlin (9'0, the tall one)

Now lets say, you fallen into grimfell, and gotten attacked by a gang of 20 monsters. Then gremlim saw what was happening While on patrol

Coffee attacks on behalf of his safety killing all that were attacking

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Most of the gang checked his stats, and others barely dodged the attacks, 6 died. Most of them had spiky bats and some were close to hitting him.

Gremlin was about 25 yards away, seeing this. Monster law was being broken infront of him and he growls in anger, storming over to the fight

[lamepileofbones]

NEYH BACK O-----OFFF

Coffee used transform

I SAID BACK OFF!!

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

8-9 monsters attacked all at once, but about 6 of them were pierced by a mountain of red and white glowing spikes, the monsters recognized the attack, and retreated, this robbery isnt worth it no more since they once encountered Gremlin, it obviously didn't go well.

" Retreat!!! We cant take this fight no more!"

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee uses transform

Sorry------

Coffee says silently

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The fuck you sorry about?

He snapped, obviously cranky. And went over to the dead monsters and picked them up, and began walking opposite of the direction he came.

[lamepileofbones]

Because I don't usually attack like that----

Coffee whispers

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

He would stop walking, and turn to them a bit

Tch, I dont care how you attack. And when inly i would care is when you assault someone.

He said, making it clear he doesn't care about all of his "sorrys".

[lamepileofbones]

Yes sir--------

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The tall skeleton was consumed by the forest, disappearing. Who knows what he is ganna do with those monster bodys.

Would you go, or not go?

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee teleports in the trees......watching

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The skeleton throws them in a large pit, flies fly out, along with small creatures that had blood on them.

Could be a spot were to get rid of bodys.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee tilts his head weren't they so post to dust?

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Welcome to a undertale au where the bodys rot instead of dusting. Gore makes it more fun to me- any ways

Finally, the skeleton took notice to the other, he snared slightly before making his way to the tree.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee shudders as hes spotted

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

I see you found where I put bodys. Now what are you going to do next? Report me? Cause if you even do, I will make you join them. Capiche?

He threatened, pupils glowing

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee's had enough of people being rude so he thinks he might join

Like you could kill me I have the power of many gods

He teleports close to him

So don't t----try shit!

Coffee began to walk off popping a cig between his teeth

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Talking tough from a small creature doesn't scare me. You dont know what I can do..

He growled at him, not scared of what he just said.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee flicks him off

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

He Doesn't like being disrespected, and he back hands him. He was stronger than he looked, it was enough for coffee to be knocked out.

[lamepileofbones]

But Coffee dogged

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Gremlin saw that he missed, he blue souled him and slammed him to the ground with his magic

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee teleported away

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

*he huffed, and then started walking away.*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee sighs and decides to stay in the woods

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The foggy forest was dark, and there was alot of shadows. Suddenly, a voice spoke from above

" who are you, and why are you here? "

The voice came from a tree, it was too dark to see who it was, but two red upside down triangle pupils look down at him

[lamepileofbones]

Names Coffee and I came here by mistake

Coffee teleports in one of the trees

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

` Came here "by mistake", ey? `

Since he had a closer look, the glow of his pupils shows his expression a little, he looked annoyed and tired, he looked at him when he tped again

[lamepileofbones]

Did I speak wingdings or did you not just understand me?

Coffee seems annoyed

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

" i did fuckn' heard ya you dickwad. "

He was just repeating him.

[lamepileofbones]

I'm done with this place where's the king!

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

" tch, he's up in lavahell. Good luck talkn to him. "

The 6ft skeleton teleported, leaving behind rsd sparks

[lamepileofbones]

Sigh

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

He was alone now, with unknown creatures in the forest, them moving around the thick fog.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee just decides to go to the town

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

There was a bloody sign, addressing that they are now in sangedin. There was alot of buildings, shops, one hotel, two restaurants, one bar and others being houses.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee goes to the shop and asks the worker what they have

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

" well, I have many light sources! I have jars of light dragons, blue crystals, and many more! We also have snacks, just in case if ya hungry ^^ "

[lamepileofbones]

Your pretty nice unlike two other people I have met

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

Neyh~

"Oh. Hello, Coffee" *Clover smiles softly at you, while Seth was sitting at a table behind her, eating a taco*

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

(Trimming)

🧋Oh. Well, it's good that you're not sick ^^ and it's okay if you don't talk much

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee picks you up

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*They're around the same height as Coffee-*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee blushes

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

🧋._.? Why are you blushing-?

[lamepileofbones]

Because your just like me

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

🧋O-oh. Heh, I guess you're right ^^

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee strokes your cheek

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*They smile a bit*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee gives them a peck on the cheek then puts them down

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*He blushes a tiny bit, and a little confused, but they weren't gonna question it. After a few seconds, Shade's and Ayuna's voices could be heard from the closet*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee walks in the closet

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*Empty clothes hangers are hanging on one side is the closet, a foldable step stool leaning against a small cabinet on the same side. The other side of the closet had a small toy chest that was empty, with a desk and drawing supplies next to it. At the back of the closet stood Shade and Ayuna, behind them was a portal* ’‘Thst should take care of what clothes and pajamas to get’‘ ఌ︎So then that only leaves the rest of the room decor?ఌ︎ ’‘Yup’‘

[lamepileofbones]

Tilts his head confused

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

*They then spot Coffee* ’‘·-· how long were you there for-?’‘

[lamepileofbones]

SHrugs

[zoeythefloppyceilingperson]

ఌ︎Okay then-ఌ︎

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee picks you up and snuggles you

[lamepileofbones]

Rustage: !! *noticed how tall honey was* are you our papa?

Nova: *looking up at Honey all adorably*

. . . . .

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

Rustage: *makes this face* Are you?

Nova: *makes this face*

[lamepileofbones]

Well I'm one of your dads fully and a half dad to another one of you*STARTS TO GLITCH OUT*

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

Rustage: !!! oh! *dances to the music*

Nova: *giggles dancing too*

[lamepileofbones]

COoccococccoSttertchcoffee socoaoe fj j

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

Rustage and Nova: *look scared now shaking holding onto each other*

[lamepileofbones]

Neyh Honey man...........where are you

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

Nova: *starts crying*

Rustage: *only teared up hugging his sister*

[lamepileofbones]

Who are you two?

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

Rustage: *hiccups* R-Rustage a-and N-Nova....

Nova: *making this face*

[lamepileofbones]

What's wrong where are your-------

*GLITCHES OUT*

What the hell is going on?!

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

*The kids scream and run back to their mom*

[lamepileofbones]

Ugg my skull

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

River: *hugs her kids worried*

[lamepileofbones]

Do you have anything to do with these weird abnormal glitching fits I have?! Did you inject me with something after I passed out on the couch last night? Because I've been through enough "experiments" when I was younger.

[cinnamonytoasty-deactivated2024]

River: *looks shocked at the accusation and her pinpricks went dark* ....... I'm sorry to break it to you but I'm not the one who hurt you..... I know you're Coffee.... You switched into Stretch because Hell you miss him...... EXPERIMENTED?! HELL I DIED BECAUSE I WAS TESTED ON!!! I WAS ORIGINALLY A HUMAN CHILD OF THE AGE OF 8!! THAT WAS OVER 17 YEARS AGO!!! *She started shaking and holds her children closer tearing up* I lost so many of my children...... now... If you excuse me..... I'm gonna take them home...... *she telaported them home with her*

[lamepileofbones]

Well how do you think I feel?

I was born dead and think I don't have consequences for the "experiments" I've been used on? Think again doll that's why I always have my hands in my pockets. I have holes in my palms.

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Sorry I'm late for the job sorry

You're so late that literally every single position is filled.

[lamepileofbones]

begans to cry

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Except for receptionist.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee pouts

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Kawaii....

[lamepileofbones]

What were the job options I missed so I can be more pissed at myself

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

You could've been a test dummy for weapons of mass destruction...with resurrection machines included, of course.

[lamepileofbones]

Okay sounds lame and dangerous

[lamepileofbones]

*Corrupted file walks out of a mysterious door* H-Hi good sir umm... how are you?

I'm doing just fine?

Why do you ask corrupted one?

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Sorry I'm late for the job sorry

You're so late that literally every single position is filled.

[lamepileofbones]

begans to cry

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Except for receptionist.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee pouts

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Kawaii....

[lamepileofbones]

What were the job options I missed so I can be more pissed at myself

[lamepileofbones]

Starting a rp...

Im'a use Gremlin (9'0, the tall one)

Now lets say, you fallen into grimfell, and gotten attacked by a gang of 20 monsters. Then gremlim saw what was happening While on patrol

Coffee attacks on behalf of his safety killing all that were attacking

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Most of the gang checked his stats, and others barely dodged the attacks, 6 died. Most of them had spiky bats and some were close to hitting him.

Gremlin was about 25 yards away, seeing this. Monster law was being broken infront of him and he growls in anger, storming over to the fight

[lamepileofbones]

NEYH BACK O-----OFFF

Coffee used transform

I SAID BACK OFF!!

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

8-9 monsters attacked all at once, but about 6 of them were pierced by a mountain of red and white glowing spikes, the monsters recognized the attack, and retreated, this robbery isnt worth it no more since they once encountered Gremlin, it obviously didn't go well.

" Retreat!!! We cant take this fight no more!"

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee uses transform

Sorry------

Coffee says silently

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The fuck you sorry about?

He snapped, obviously cranky. And went over to the dead monsters and picked them up, and began walking opposite of the direction he came.

[lamepileofbones]

Because I don't usually attack like that----

Coffee whispers

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

He would stop walking, and turn to them a bit

Tch, I dont care how you attack. And when inly i would care is when you assault someone.

He said, making it clear he doesn't care about all of his "sorrys".

[lamepileofbones]

Yes sir--------

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The tall skeleton was consumed by the forest, disappearing. Who knows what he is ganna do with those monster bodys.

Would you go, or not go?

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee teleports in the trees......watching

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The skeleton throws them in a large pit, flies fly out, along with small creatures that had blood on them.

Could be a spot were to get rid of bodys.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee tilts his head weren't they so post to dust?

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Welcome to a undertale au where the bodys rot instead of dusting. Gore makes it more fun to me- any ways

Finally, the skeleton took notice to the other, he snared slightly before making his way to the tree.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee shudders as hes spotted

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

I see you found where I put bodys. Now what are you going to do next? Report me? Cause if you even do, I will make you join them. Capiche?

He threatened, pupils glowing

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee's had enough of people being rude so he thinks he might join

Like you could kill me I have the power of many gods

He teleports close to him

So don't t----try shit!

Coffee began to walk off popping a cig between his teeth

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Talking tough from a small creature doesn't scare me. You dont know what I can do..

He growled at him, not scared of what he just said.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee flicks him off

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

He Doesn't like being disrespected, and he back hands him. He was stronger than he looked, it was enough for coffee to be knocked out.

[lamepileofbones]

But Coffee dogged

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

Gremlin saw that he missed, he blue souled him and slammed him to the ground with his magic

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee teleported away

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

*he huffed, and then started walking away.*

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee sighs and decides to stay in the woods

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

The foggy forest was dark, and there was alot of shadows. Suddenly, a voice spoke from above

" who are you, and why are you here? "

The voice came from a tree, it was too dark to see who it was, but two red upside down triangle pupils look down at him

[lamepileofbones]

Names Coffee and I came here by mistake

Coffee teleports in one of the trees

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

` Came here "by mistake", ey? `

Since he had a closer look, the glow of his pupils shows his expression a little, he looked annoyed and tired, he looked at him when he tped again

[lamepileofbones]

Did I speak wingdings or did you not just understand me?

Coffee seems annoyed

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

" i did fuckn' heard ya you dickwad. "

He was just repeating him.

[lamepileofbones]

I'm done with this place where's the king!

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

" tch, he's up in lavahell. Good luck talkn to him. "

The 6ft skeleton teleported, leaving behind rsd sparks

[lamepileofbones]

Sigh

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

He was alone now, with unknown creatures in the forest, them moving around the thick fog.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee just decides to go to the town

[rururr-deactivated20220910]

There was a bloody sign, addressing that they are now in sangedin. There was alot of buildings, shops, one hotel, two restaurants, one bar and others being houses.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee goes to the shop and asks the worker what they have

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Sorry I'm late for the job sorry

You're so late that literally every single position is filled.

[lamepileofbones]

begans to cry

[renoiy-deactivated20220803]

Except for receptionist.

[lamepileofbones]

Coffee pouts