Just a scheme

Lance. 29. Trainer. PONZI. Don't try to be involved, because you won't be. It's better to do what you have to do before getting ahead of yourself. Try that,

[mr-blake-miller-deactivated2015]

Well, it’s not. Just turn off the volume so I can read.

[lanceorrin]

"Like... all the way off or?"

[brielle-sloan-blog]

"No, it’s okay. I like funny."

[lanceorrin]

"Just give it ten minutes. You'll leave like the others. This is apparently stupid."

[arin-writes]

"I mean I’m fine with it, I just didn’t pick you as a Grey’s Anatomy fan" 

[lanceorrin]

"What? Me? A fan? No- No, not really. Just trying to see if what they're saying is true, not a fan, though, never."

[spencerpotterswbu]

No, that’s fine! I just wasn’t sure what it was. This is fine.

[lanceorrin]

"... Are you sure? I didn't pin you as a fan of The Office. You don't look the type."

[lanceorrin]

"It's uh, a show... On Netflix. We can change it if you don't like it, I just... I thought it was kind of funny."

[tl-hoechlin]

[lanceorrin]

I really do want to start this all off with at least a few connections, but giving the fact that Lance is literally the most antisocial man in the history of the world, I don't think that's entirely the sanest choice, but idk I really want him to start developing right off the bat bc why not, might as well make him uncomfortable.

But I'm not kidding when I mean he's really antisocial. His father kind of bullied him that way, more verbally, than anything, saying he wasn't good enough, etc (insert every daddy problems trope here) so he really refrains from trying to have a voice in ETA and the fact that they made him a trainer is rlly ???? wtf because all he does is steal stuff and flirt with people long enough to distract them. 

Tbh after watching Focus and Chappie I kind of molded Lance from what I saw. (Except he isn't a robotic dirty baby gangster and isn't sexy Margot Robbie stealing watches) but I did make his specialty being a con man and he has the initial personalities of a robot trying to learn how to function when thrown into society. In a sense, he's a man that doesn't feel he has a purpose and never knows how to react when he's spoken to so he often stumbles a bit and mumbles to himself.

So yeah, that's an overly long explanation of Lance and if you want to plot friendships, sexuality, training, etc. then I'd be more than happy to even tho he's a hermit because he needs to experience friends and if he's into guy/girls an all that prepubescent stuff. This post was kinda for that but also kinda to say I'm watching another movie and am kinda gonna be off for another hour so hopeful people are still on line then! 

I can't tell all of you how HAPPY I AM TO BE HERE RIGHT NOW like holy crap I'm so excited to RP with you all! I'll be back soon!