The Dragon's Cave

Art Bloge of a strange nerd

[nevaehtyler]

There’s so many things that are wrong with this. “Boycott Starbucks and go back every day” loooooooool

[destinyrush]

omg

[mayasmamauncensored]

I promise you my daughter is not with the shits….

over the past few weeks there has been 3 separate occasions where little old white ladies have tried her. Here’s a recap:

OWL #1 - In the grocery store and this lady comments on how beautiful my daughter is. I say thank you. She says her hair is gorgeous and reaches out, unsolicited and pets my daughter…… My daughter did the matrix on her ass and batted her hand away. The lady says “well that wasn’t very lady like, your mother should teach you some manners” to which my daughter replied “And your mommy should have taught you to keep your hands to yourself”

OWL #2 - At the gas station. Lady comments how pretty my daughter is. My daughter says thank you and then says “I’m a pretty brown girl” and the lady responds with “no honey you are a pretty girl” and my daughters says “I SAIDDDDDDD, I’m a pretty brown girl” the lady just walks off befuddled.

OWL #3 - Grocery story…again. Says nothing and just reaches out and runs her hands through my daughters hair. Turns to me and says “It’s so soft, its not at all NAPPY how I imagined it” By this time I was LIVID…but without skipping a damn beat my daughter says “My hair is like spun silk, you will RESPECT my crown”

Did I mention that she is 3….

I must be doing SOMETHING right…

[sourcedumal]

PROTECT HER

[snails-official]

I was playing minecraft and I had a sheep named “Mister Sheep” and he died and im actually really sad and i miss him one like = one prayer one reblog = 100 prayers rip mister sheep

[littlebirdie126-deactivated2017]

I send 101 prayers my friend. Can he live on as Mister Sheep the Second?

[snails-official]

of course, good idea. reincarnate Mister Sheep

[ill-horse]

[seriousjones]

tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit

[naamahdarling]

this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why

“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious

the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd

huffy “i don’t care”

nitpicking the logistics of something impossible

horrible mental image

ends very angrily

[e8776]

A Seahorse Medic? based off the fact that sea horses are used in medicine….i still don’t have a name for her

[mcmadmissile]

Not a furry™

[lappazol-archived]

More style stuff

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I like these enough to post them on their own The bee's sona on the left and mine on the right. Ganbatte! You can do it!!

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Casual human attempts Both characters on the left are mine Right one belongs to a friend

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Small collection of gay stuff

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Jus a bunch of sketches Testing some styles on a few of these LOL

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Bwomp another grem. His name is Xi and I luv him

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His name is Otis and he's a good dog

[lappalatte]

Hi I haven’t posted any art here in months WOOPS LMAO All I do is sketches anyway Anyway here is Sorin crying bc he fucked up and now his BF is dying I also ran out of space/got lazy and gave him a bun tail

[lappalatte]

something I had drawn back in Dec. I had planned on tacking on his tail but it made it look wierd so i just left it off LOL

Art and character are mine please don’t repost or delete artists comments!

If you are wanting art like this i do have commissions open! You can view my prices and TOS HERE

[lappalatte]

a few grem profile tiles i made :U. I need to make one of Jazzy to use on the forums hmm

Anyway art is mine as are the first and third characters, The second one belongs to Sweet-n-Treat on DA!