Gaying the Pray Away

29, Male, Gaymer from Allentown, PA. Work in mental health. Let me touch your butt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆

[largelandmass]

Gonna get crabs for the mutuals

[littlebeetlebro]

me: *sobbing in the woods*

The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.

me: *turns around* oh shit fr?

[louisegluckpdf]

got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief

[muirin007]

[lovethatsoothes]

“To Make a Long Story Short”

Stephen Andrade’s wonderful pulp-style tribute to Clue (1985)

Prints and original artwork available at nineteeneightyeight.com or through @galleries1988 on Instagram :)

[montanagirl26]

Flashback to the greatest foul in WNBA history. Diana Taurasi kisses Seimone Augustus in the middle of the game. Both were fouled for it.

[talahui]

[mikumiotics]

Idk if im seeing things but I kinda love how the ref has a sly little smile on his face. himejoshi moment

[that-stone-butch]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[introvertsnation]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[captain-price-unofficially]

Most vindicated man in history.

[gay-irl]

gay👫irl

[downwards--spiral]

[segamascott]

[voltaspistol]

[192929020202020]

Greater sage grouse chick

[littleguysdaily]

[operator42ndstate]

nobody told him he has already hatched...

[littleguysdaily]

He needs to grow up!!!!

[teaboot]

EX CUSE ME

[oddpossumcreature]

I thought we were talking about how the brand is white king

[teaboot]

Oh god I didn’t even notice that

[what-even-is-thiss]

You can’t be talking like that white king

[aprillikesthings]

#puto means fucker or faggot depending on the context#or male whore I suppose#in Spanish#for those of you who don’t know#in Filipino it’s an innocent type of rice cake though#very unfortunate coincidence

[facts-i-just-made-up]

These sidequests are getting weird.

[chai-spiciest]

Yours smoking crack rock if you think that twink fucks poon

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Please refrain from quoting Ayn Rand on my Zelda posts.

[memewhore]

[fiery-rat]

an important addition

[juejack]

Kirby is a star!!!