How to Beat A Ostrich

New Account! She/They I do art. Klaus is a great movie watch the movie it's great. if you just wanna see only my art my other account is @grayghost101 banner by @poolbranch on YouTube.

[lucdoodle]

The calculator is for emergency only

[solargeist]

Her again yippee

[chickenfarmersan]

[lifeofbran-deactivated20240416]

The way this video lives in my head rent free and the number of times I find it applicable to so many instances throughout my day is unreal

[madseance]

Someone asked for a transcript, so:

“This is what she said: ‘Kim!!!’ Exclamation exclamation exclamation. ‘Sea salt…’ Dot dot dot. ‘Always sea salt! But I’m home for the night.’ What the fuck does that mean? Do you want the fucking cake, or do you not want the fucking cake? Just say, ‘I would like the cake. I can meet you at five o'clock, Kim.’ Or, ‘Kim, I’m not at home today. How— Could I get it tomorrow, would you hold it for me?’ Yes, Ginger, I’ll hold the cake for you until tomorrow. But this is what I said to her: ‘Would you like me to drop it off to you, Ginger?’ Her response: ‘I’m in the country, Kim.’ What the fuck does that mean? 'I’m in the country’? I— My car drives to the country and the city. It goes all the way to freakin’ Dallas, Ginger! Hmm. Do you want the fucking cheesecake? That’s all I wanna know! But she says, 'But, I could go for it…’ Dot dot dot. 'Yum!’ Do you want the cheesecake? I’m not— I’m not— I’m not pressuring you. You responded to my post. Just tell me, Ginger: do you want the cheesecake? Do I look— Look, I’m in the middle of making this cake. Do I look like I’ve got time— Come look at my 'frigerator. Come look. Do I look like I’ve got time to mess with your— Look. I’ve got cheesecake, I’ve got a strawberry cake, I’ve got a turtle cheesecake here, I’ve got— Look… I’ve got your personal cheesecake right here, Ginger. Ginger, it’s right here. Come get your fucking cheesecake. [sighs] That’s all.”

“That all?”

“That’s all. That’s all I got for ya. I just don’t know why you can’t say, 'Hey, Kim, I would love one of your personal cheesecakes, but I’m out of pocket today. Would you mind holding it for me tomorrow?’ And I would say, 'Ginger, absolutely.’ The conversation’s over! I can get back to working on— to working on my cake. But no, I have to go back and forth with your stupid messages. 'Cause it’s like, boom, boom, 'Yum!’ I know it’s yum! You know it’s yum! That’s why you commented that you— Well, you didn’t really comment that you wanted it, did ya? You just driving me crazy. That’s it. That’s all I got. I can’t do this anymore. Thank you. Goodbye. Love you. Bye.”

[6qubed]

Kim has fuckin’ snapped and ginger is a goddamn menace to society

[linktoo-doodles]

bad's got his own issues he's dealing with rn quackity

[arachnidsgrrip]

Where the FUCK is “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”

[teapartiez]

You mean THIS “Hoes Mad, Reblog to have a karkalicious 2009”?!????!

[homestuckhomestuckhomestuck]

[signalstatic]

ngl he do be looking like a smart boy in his outfit

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[pointnclick]

happy 1 million notes out of touch thursday

[wekillitwithfire]

[zybilna]

Its honestly so funny how people who are mourning the queen's death are so pigshit stupid that they end up saying shit thats wayyyy more tasteless than all of the normal people making fun of her.

[zybilna]

Mcdonalds putting up a branded menu variant about her funeral, some sextoy website having a funeral banner up, her funeral footage accidentally capitalizing the words "Among Us", crossfit including a minute of silence in their daily workout plan, people lining up for 30 hours to go look at a box that maybe has a corpse in it, Guantanamo bay putting the mcdonalds flag at half mast, the royal family fanblogs posting sad bitmojis and the thomas jefferson miku binder artist seriously arguing that she's gonna reincarnate as a horse are all infinitely funnier forms of mockery than I'd ever be able to come up with

[zybilna]

@pleasetangerines

[what-is-love-babey-dont-hurt-me]

How is this site real

[solargeist]

I drew this so fast sjdnfnkrkd GOOD TIMES !!!!

[solargeist]

I finally finished this dumbass animatic 😭😭😭 all this work n time for sootbur I can’t believe , twirls hair

[huecycles]

a compilation of wip animatics i did featuring spamton and jevil (you can see the difference in my style so a few of these are old lol)

not sure if i’ll ever pick these up again so better post them now

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

You know the hermits, now get ready for the harmits

You've got Mumbo Gunbo, DocMSlappitySeven, Iskill85, xBKickted, ImpunchSV, and of course GeminiSlay. Vintagebeef and Stressmonster just stay the same. They serve the snacks at the Harmit fight club meetings. :)

~ Mod Shade

[callieharm]

MCC 25 Pink Parrots Bingo

[ctommy]

(two for flinching!)

had this a softer sea comic on my mind in regards to ccrime forever so here you go :]

[illmamnim]

Let's play a game of Who's That Mcyt!

This is a guy with a big turtleneck sweater and glasses who flies around.

You say Wilbur? WRONG it's grian

This is a small, blond character associated with the color red, pulling pranks, and sometimes wings.

You say Tommy? WRONG it's Grian again!

This is a powerful, maybe non mortal, bird-like person, associated with gods.

You say Philza? Guess what? IT'S GRIAN AGAIN

[larsonnoarson]

@subrosasteath

[artsyolivia]

[mykola3]