#FunInDysfunctional #BDB #RhuinedWarriors #BDBRW
Omega: =I had received an envelope with sealed with the Brotherhood stamp sealing it closed. After opening the letter I found it held an invitation to #Sal’s for a Family Holiday dinner. I am sure my jaw dropped to my chest as I read it. “We request your presence along with a date of your choice to a family dinner. Weapons to be left at the door as they won't be needed, this will be a neutral event.” I sent word to have Mr. R, as he would be my date to the event. I was not showing up alone with all the nuts that would be there, especially my freaky friday sister.= @MrR_BDBRW
Mr. R: *Word was sent to me that the Master was requesting my presence, holy fuck what has happened now with the new lesser recruits? If they had killed another lesser my balls would literally be on the line. Entering the Master’s chambers he showed me the invitation that #Sparky had sent, in fact I had to read it several times before it had actually sunk in. “No weapons, that bastard knows how to spoil my fun but a steak knife would be useful, wouldn’t you agree Master?” I was still pondering what I had to do with this when the Master spoke. “You are the ‘date’ I am bringing along Mr. R.” I was flattered that he had thought of me like that. “I promise Master that I will be on my best behaviour.” The Master gave me that look of ‘no you fucking will not’ a wide grin spread across my face.* @Vishous_BDBRW
Vishous: *Growling as I step out of my Escalade and make my way into #Sal’s. Fuck. I hate this. Why the hell does my “family” want to have a holiday dinner? The only way I agreed to this, is because @DocJane_BDBRW made me. For Payne’s sake. I think @DocJane_BDBRW is still holding on to the hope that maybe my mahmen and I should talk more, or some shit. And my Uncle? That fucker? Let’s just say I might happen to accidently remove my lead lined glove and innocently shock him with my hand as I pass the candied yams around the table. I know @Trez_BDBRW and #iAm will be watching and loving this shit. Maybe I can demonstrate how I will cut Lash into little tiny pieces, when I carve the turkey, and maybe with a coordinated slip of the knife, have it accidently hit my Uncle’s “date”, Mr. R. I walk in and notice Payne by the bar. I sit down next to her, without saying a word. My Sox cap pulled down low over my eyes, the irritation rolling off of me.* @Payne_BDBRW
Payne: *I seriously could not believe V and I agree to have a Family Holiday at #Sal’s. What the fuck were we thinking? This would be either really interesting or disastrous … The Scribe Virgin and The Omega in the same room, along with Uncle’s “boy toy” Mr. R and our apparent undead cousin Lash. Thank goodness we asked our mates to sit this one out. @DocJane_BDBRW would have been fine since she was a ghost, but my nallum @Manny_BDBRW was still human. I sat at the bar, thinking I wasn't drunk enough for this. Pouring myself some Goose on ice and thinking we are about to be the fun in dysfunctional.* @ScribeV_BDBRW
Scribe Virgin: *Of all the unseemly requests e’er to come unto me, surely this is the most odd and audacious of all. An invitation to dine with mine brother and mine own blooded children? For certain, ‘twould be enjoyable to mend relations with those dearest to mine heart, though not mine brother. A holiday dinner? A human tradition of over consuming food, alcohol and football whilst in the presence of relations each would rather eviscerate than speak civilly with. Mayhap not such an odd comparison to mine own family. As is ever the case with events closest to me, I am unable to see how this invitation has come to be in my presence. Very well, I shall endure this meal and attempt to make amends with mine young. Willing myself unto the human realm, I regain physical form in the place known as #Sal’s.* @Lash_BDBRW
Lash: [My presence had been requested by my family of all people to have holiday dinner at #Sal’s restaurant. To say I was confused would be an understatement, but everyone was going from what I was told so I would do the same. I’m not exactly the Brotherhood’s favorite person, but I wasn’t going to be disrespectful either. I arrived at the parking lot surprised at the amount of Escalades parked there. I would’ve thought everyone could have just dematerialized here. With a shake of my head I put my in on the door handle hesitantly just in case it was a booby-trap or something. Once I realized I’m not being sparked to death I pull open the door and step inside looking around to take in the fact that my entire family was in one room. Good and evil were going to get along for one day? This’ll be a day for the history books.] @Omega_BDBRW
Omega: =Sitting comfortably in the back of the luxury sedan as I gave instructions to my driver to take me to this #Sal’s establishment. I was dressed to the nines as I knew the rest would probably be sporting their ratchety leathers and shit. Their mahmen never did teach them how to dress well. I guess it would help with their low self-esteem, with all the shit on my Nephew's body and the lack of his chicken nugget I am sure he had some teasing amongst the others. Probably best his girl was all ghosty I am sure he would never be able to produce a decent offspring. But that is not why we were here today. Hell, I didn't know what the purpose of this day was but I would have the building surrounded anyways. I entered with Mr. R on my arm, looking around seeing the others displayed throughout the room. We all gave the usual glare to one another.I walked over to the bar where my Niece was standing, pity she must have become such the lush. Oh well, it was a human Holiday, and I should be thankful that they all drink to excess and couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn. I poured two drinks, one for myself and Mr. R, walking back to the table I was sure I would be the one to carve the turkey. I mean, show respect for the deity’s that were here. I took my place at the head of the table. Looking as Vishous took his leaded glove off. “So Nephew, you plan on cooking something on the table? Isn’t that a slam against your shadow friend #iAm, word has it he is an excellent cook.” I didn’t bother to look even at my Nephew as I sipped from my drink, placing my hand on the thigh of Mr. R under the table.= @MrR_BDBRW
Mr. R: *In the back of the sedan with the Master, I was thinking of ways to kill these vampires and the SV several times over in my head, but the best way to shake these fools to the core was to shock them, yes I had the perfect idea in mind. Arriving at the establishment called ‘#Sal’s’ I exited the sedan, waiting for the Master to get out, he took my arm and we entered through the main door, noticing how the patrons were scrunching up their noses as we passed them. We were ushered quickly into the back room where everyone was waiting for us, #Sparky was taking his leaded glove off, he can electrify Lash’s ass for all I was concerned. Lash was such a disappointment to the Master, he had high hopes for Lash, but it turned out he was too greedy. Sitting at the table I noticed there was no cutlery out, fuck, I made my way to the bar, I didn’t flinch when the female with long black hair stared me down, I asked for a steak knife, I received a look. “No worries I’ll behave,” smirking to myself. I was handed the knife and I took my seat next to my Master. He placed his hand on my thigh, squeezing it gently, tonight was going to be fun, I took the knife in my hand, the point digging into the pad of my index finger, black oily blood trickled down my finger. Time to up the game, I dragged the point down my finger, black oily blood gushing from the wound, looking up at all the faces around the table, I simply smirk at them all.* @Payne_BDBRW
Payne: *I watched the door as The Omega and his latest “boy toy” walk in and of course the last to arrive was “I thought he was dead” cousin Lash arrived. Looking around the room, I see mahmen in her traditional black floor length hooded robe, Uncle in some kind of white robe, Mr. R and Lash in street clothes, while twin and I sported leathers and tees. What a picture we make, as I sigh inwardly. I hate the fact that we had no weapons but whatever … all of us had our own internal weapons/powers to play with. @Trez_BDBRW and #iAm already set up one of the private rooms with a dinner buffet. I figured the Shadows were pretty damn smart to have us serve ourselves so there would be no need for them or their waitstaff to be present. We have a lot of trigger happy members attending this shindig. I noticed mine twin, removed his leather glove earlier … just in case. We figured out a while back, that I was also immune to his hand … I wonder is Mr. R and Lash were as well? Hmrph … probably not. I smile inwardly.* @Vishous_BDBRW
Vishous: *My jaw feels like it is going to break, as I clench it tight, watching everyone come in. The things I want to do to these people. Minus Payne. And … well … my mahmen did bring @DocJane_BDBRW back for me. I glare at my Uncle as he speaks. I flex my palm.* I just prefer my turkey deep fried. Crispy. *I raise one eyebrow.* Extra dead. Sparing the Shadows the trouble. *Turns toward Mr. R as the scent of his black filthy oily rotten baby powder smelling blood fills the room. I growl and share a look with Payne and I say to Mr. R.* What the fuck … either you want me to kill you right now or you are trying to kill everyone’s appetite because you smell worse than shit … *Glares at my Uncle.* You better get your … toy … under control right fucking now! *Raising my voice.* @ScribeV_BDBRW
Scribe Virgin: *Willing mine hood to raise, I allow the light of mine being to flare, bleaching all color.* ENOUGH! Whoe'er has seen fit to inflict this human holiday 'pon those herein, there are traditions to be upheld. *Allowing my light to dim and color to return, I will mine chair out from the table and seat myself.* Lest I am terribly mistaken, the bloodshed at this event does not precede the meal. It builds during the meal, aided by the consumption of alcohol. *I shake mine head delicately.* Such bizarre traditions these humans have. @Omega_BDBRW
Omega: =I glared at my sister…..”Annie, you are a freak you know that? Nephew, hush before I have your witchy mahmen drop a house on you, no wait I suppose it would fall on her.” I matched V’s diamond stare while squeezing R’s thigh even tighter calming him. I had an itch myself to do a little damage but thought what the fuck, I am going to enjoy this excellent meal #iAm has supplied us. “So Nephew, what's new with the geek squad? Any new intelligence you’d be willing to share with your Uncle?” I smirked as I poured me a tall glass of Goose, his choice of drink, eyeing V the whole time. I took my fork and began clicking the side of my glass. “A toast.” I scanned the other side of the table. “May the days of your fight be long, and if we wait a little longer maybe a fuck will fall out of my hand, and I can hand it to you.” I tossed back the rest of the Goose in my cup and raised it to be filled one last time.= @MrR_BDBRW
Mr. R: *Hearing Sparky’s words I pulled back my top lip, exposing my teeth, before anything else is said the booming voice of my Master’s sister’s voice vibrate through the room. With a jump I sealed my finger up, everyone filed in a line to scoop the food onto their plates, it was like feeding the pigs before the slaughter. Master squeezed my thigh tighter, it calmed me down some, but I had to admit I had an itch to slit all their throats. Master must of heard what I was thinking as he leaned in instructing me to get two plates of food for us both, I did as instructed, placing the plate in front of Master, picking up my fork I started to play with what was an offer, lost in my thoughts of how many ways I could kill them in. My attention was brought back when the Master struck his glass with his fork, he made a toast, actually it was funny, what is the world coming too? Master cracking jokes. With an amused look on my face I carried on playing with my food.* @Payne_BDBRW
Payne: *Feeling the ground and the building move at The Scribe Virgin’s booming voice was entertaining as I watch the faces of everyone. Everyone slowly takes their place at the table after getting their food from the buffet tables. Everything did look appetizing, all the traditions of a human holiday: turkey, stuffing, mash potatoes, gravy, corn, macaroni & cheese, green bean casserole, sweet potatoes with marshmallows … along with all kinds of different desserts. I was getting hungry, so I quickly filled my plate with a little bit of everything and sat down at the round table set for 6. I watched from the corner of my eye Mr. R playing with his food. I felt a little bad that technically he really couldn’t eat any of it. But hell, I guess that is the compromise you make when you become the undead for my Uncle, no food, no drink, no sex ... well no hard on anyway. Sucks for him. @Lash_BDBRW
Lash: [Just as I had suspected this family dinner was going to be a disaster. I quietly sat down at the table nodding in the direction of my cousin, Vishous. I was all for a little action, but I didn’t wish to die today. I crinkled my nose in distaste as my lovely aunt lowered her hood. I knew she was powerful and I knew what she could do, but I had no idea that she could make everybody freeze in their spots at the sound of her voice. Now I see where my other cousin, her daughter gets it from. I swallowed thickly sitting in silence because I knew I wasn’t really welcome here, but I was part of the family nonetheless. After a minute I decided to make myself a plate and wander back towards the table. This was going to be a very eventful night by the time we’re done with this meal.] @Vishous_BDBRW
Vishous: *Glares at my “mahmen”, of course she’d put her two cents in. She has always been so damn opinionated. Well. She said to wait for the bloodshed after the meal? I chuckle to myself as I watch my Uncle touch the Goose and drink it. That bastard. He is not worthy to go near my sacred drink. If that is the last of it, I may kill him yet before this meal is over. I sit back down in my seat as I glare at him. I turn toward Mr. R, after shooting Lash a look. At least Lash, that fucker is being quiet. His “daddy” must have punished him. Well. I know how that goes. I watch Mr. R, playing with his food. I deliberately take huge bites of everything.* What’s the matter, Billy? Do not like the food? Should I tell #iAm? You want to insult his cooking? *Smirks* You sure your Master is worth it? @MrR_BDBRW
Mr. R: *Looking across at Sparky as he spoke. “None of you scare me, besides none of you can compare to Master, especially when it comes to his punishments, you may be the king of kink on this side but down there.” I point to the floor, “Master is king” Stabbing a new potato with my fork, I brought it to my mouth taking huge bites. I looked around seeing them all, except Master, were dumbfounded “What? You lot never seen a lesser eat before?” @ScribeV_BDBRW
Scribe Virgin: *Well do I know the rituals of the vampire race, having created many of them. Yet the human customs elude me. As with all things, customs do evolve. Whist I recall early origins of this meal, I feel I must needs a more current reference to settle the tensions. In a flash, the answer surfaces.* Your pet doth need to learn his place brother. At present, his behavior is best represented thusly. *With a thought, I cause a turkey which yet remains to be carved to materialize encasing the lessers head.* He behaves as a turkey, therefore he ought appear as such. You may dance now. Or does he yet require over large sunglasses for the turkey head dance? @Omega_BDBRW
Omega: =With a raise of mine own hand, the turkey, disintegrated. “You have no powers against me here Annie, click your heels together and take yourself back to your dreaded sanctuary before I oven roast your little birds.” I matched her glare; I felt the walls begin to tremor, and the room was turning cold, taking my hand from my pets thigh I stood briefly. “Whoever thought we could come together and have a decent meal has shit for brains.” With that, I looked my Nephew in the eye, raising my glass of his fine Grey Goose. “Cheers boy.” I tossed the cooling liquid pass my lips rising as I let the feet of my chair scrape the floor loudly. “Mr. R, let us leave.” I went to the door in this fight free zone knowing my weapons were in the car awaiting us, as we exited the building, I turned looking at Lash. “Watch your back son, you're eating with the devils.” I decided to take my pet with me to the Dhunhd tonight; he would be bedding with me, I needed to release some frustrations.= @Vishous_BDBRW
Vishous: *As my Uncle leaves the room, I grab the Goose bottle that my Uncle has just emptied. I throw it at his head.* Thanks for drinking all my Goose, Uncle Scrooge! *I growl.* At least this was worth it to see a turkey on Billy’s head. *Smirks* Finally. Suits his personality. *I waive sarcastically bye to them both.* It is so nice having you here, mahmen. You never disappoint, always entertaining. Right, twin? *Elbows @Lash_BDBRW hard.* Poor cousin. Your father left you all alone. With us. *Grins coldly.* @Payne_BDBRW
Payne: *Rolling my eyes, my voice dripped in sarcasm.* Yea, yea. Mahmen is always entertaining. *Though I had to admit and give mahmen’s some props. I wonder if she watched that “Friends” episode. Shaking my head … probably not. I was happy that the Big Bad and his toy had left for the evening so now maybe I can enjoy the taste of my food. I watch as twin elbows Lash and see him stiffen. The smell of baby powder is less powering since he's the last “evil” branch left of our fucked up family tree. Laughing I say.* So … Cuz … you gonna hang with us or are you going to be like Uncle Scrooge and bah-humbug or Tiny Tim? *Thumbing my hand towards the door where the Omega vanished.* @Lash_BDBRW
Lash: [I looked at my cousin and laughed because there was no way I was going home with my father tonight. If I wanted to hear sex I would watch porn. I nodded once at Payne and signaled for another drink.] There’s no way I’m going back there tonight. [I knew that a functional family was never a possibility for any of us, but to that I say “Scribe fucks us everyone!”]