my place.
do you need some kinda coordinates for that or what? i don’t know how space dog teleporting works.
“uh, im not american? but nope! no clue about demonology”
She had some ideas, but things varied so much between worlds that it was hard to know just what would work where. After all she doubted dying on a slab of rock here would mean becoming a god.
“bad souls go to hell or whatever and turn into demons?”
“My mistake.”
> He’s not actively using any magic to try and glean info from Jade, so he’s just using his native ability as a British person to place where she’s from; and as such, getting it wrong!
“Yep, more or less. That’s what happened to Lovegood, except he’s always been Hell’s punching bag.”
> As they approach the church, John turns and faces Jade, stopping right outside the door.
“I need you to do as I say in there. If either of us fuck up, we could die. Got that?”
To be fair Jade certainly sounded American, but that was to be expected when American TV was partly how she learned to talk.
“uh, yeah of course? science is my forte not magic so yeah definitely gonna follow your lead here!”
“Just checking.”
> With that, he leads Jade into the dilapidated building, through the hallway into a mostly-intact room; the main hall, the main feature being splintered crosses and broken stained glass windows.
“Ready to get this going? Go sit on a pew, they’re out of range.”






