Benedicite

Name? Friar Lawrence. Yes, I'm an actual friar.

[thedaughtercapulet]

totally killing myself…I’d never marry someone that rashly. I dont even know Paris that well!

[lawrencethefriar]

Got you covered, girl : http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Your-Own-Death

[lawrencethefriar]

Well, great.

Six people are dead.  AWESOME.  GREAT.  At least the Montagues and the Capulets are finally working together.  

[thedaughtercapulet]

Romeo! I was totally faking it! didn’t you get the letter?!

[lawrencethefriar]

Hehe....yeah...about that.....

[actualromeo]

just met the girl of my dreams! what a dove

[mercutiocherry]

yeeeeeeaaaaaaah told you you’d find another girl!

[lawrencethefriar]

The Lord definitely does not work that fast although shes a Capulet i could solve the family feud issue

[actualromeo]

rosaline just dumped me :”’( 

[mercutiocherry]

aw man, you’ll find someone else. "You are a lover.  Borrow Cupid’s wings and soar with them above a common bound"

[lawrencethefriar]

It's alright, Son.  The Lord will lead  you to your true love even though i thought you found it already dang son