Funny Girl

Lea Michele Sarfati. Actor, singer, Streisand Worshiper, New Yorker. I'm not just what you see in the magazines or on the internet. I'm loud, obnoxious, bossy, and I'm just a girl who believed she could, so she did. I'm in love with living. R.I.P. Cory. I'll love you forever.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Text: Lea

Lea: do not buy the cat.

Chord: But she's got the sweetest little eyes! SHE WANTS ME, LEA. THE CAT WANTS ME. AND I WANT THE CAT.

Lea: on the list of tjings you should do, buying a cat is mot one.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Text: Lea

Chord: Lea you have to distract me before I buy this cat

lea: do not buy the cat.

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A Blanket Fort and Two Puppy Dogs || Chordchele

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Chord wrinkled his nose slightly at the notion of alcohol. It wasn’t that he didn’t like drinking; he did enjoy the occasional drink here and there, but for him, it seemed like the sort of thing strictly for parties and events. Even then, he wasn’t that big on getting drunk or anything of that sort - his mama had told him things like that were not good, and Chord was definitely a mama’s boy. He carried his plate in, following her, after getting out two cans of coke from the fridge for both himself and her.

"It looks great," he complimented her, before nibbling a bit. "It tastes better than it looks," he added, smirking at her and plopping down in front of her TV to put the first disc in. After pressing ‘play’, he jumped up and looked around. "Where’s your pup?" He asked curiously; Chartreuse seemed to have taken a liking to Lea, having curled up at her feet and licking her toes rather enthusiastically.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Lea giggled at the puppy licking her toes. "Well, Pearly usually likes to sleep in my bed all day. So she's probably there. Once she knows there's people in the house she'll be down. She's kind of my little baby." She said with a grin, patting the spot next to her. "Come sit with me!" She demanded, sticking her bottom lip out at him.

"So how have you been, Babes? I feel like I never get to see you anymore. Even though we work together it's like we're never actually working together." She said with a chuckle, biting her lower lip softly.

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A Blanket Fort and Two Puppy Dogs || Chordchele

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He knew the words were meant to be a comfort, and they were, somewhat -although, it also felt like empty comfort, as though she were trying too hard to make him feel better. Chord appreciated the sentiment, though, and his beam only grew wider before he let Chartreuse go and put her leash, rolled up neatly, on the floor. He walked into the kitchen, where he found her still fussing over the things she’d made - always the perfectionist, he thought fondly - and had to pause for a moment.

The scene before him was very nice. Lea, with her back turned, unaware that he was even there; he could wrap his arms around her waist from behind, trail his lips up her neck until he whispered a corny joke in her ear and watch her cheeks puff up in a smile, as she attempted to push him away, laughing at how lame he was. He didn’t, though, because he somehow didn’t think that friends fantasised about kissing their other friends necks. “Ooh, this isn’t the burnt stuff!” He exclaimed happily, clapping his hands together and standing beside her, looking through the layout she’d cooked with excitement clear in his face.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Lea smiled when Chord joined her and laughed a little bit when he clapped his hands together. "Hey now! My cooking is amazing, okay? You just have challenged taste buds." She nudged his side softly and made him a plate full of food before making one of her own. "I have soda in the fridge, but I can make sweet tea, lemonade, coffee, alcoholic drinks, whatever you'd like babes." She said with a grin, walking back into the living room.

She had never really seen him in a more than friends sort of light until a few weeks ago when they were filming scenes together. They had given each other a look, and ever since that moment Lea had been trying to push the thoughts of the two of them ever getting together out of her mind. She figured that Chord probably saw her as damaged goods, when a few months ago she was. Back when she was with Clark she was an emotional wreck- But as of late she was good. Better, even.

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A Blanket Fort and Two Puppy Dogs || Chordchele

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Whenever Chord entered a living room, he often liked to look through all the pictures on the walls. He noticed a big group photo of all of them, and he smiled, his small smile growing slightly sad as he took in Cory, smiling along goofily with the rest of them. Most of the fans seemed to feel the worst for Lea and Mark - as they really ought to should - but not as many seemed to acknowledge the fact that it hurt all of them deep, especially a dreamer like Chord who thought family and friends meant more than anything. He cleared his throat and beamed at Lea.

"Is this the nice-Lea cooking, or burnt-Lea cooking?" He asked, needing to clarify before he said that he loved her cooking. When Lea actually managed to not burn her food, it was actually quite delicious - some would say nothing out of the ordinary, but Chord had always had a secret soft spot for her. "Because, I’m pretty hungry, but food poisoning isn’t always a good way to start a marathon," he joked, grinning at her and settling down on the couch, Chartreuse in his lap.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Lea couldn't help but catch Chord looking at the picture, which brought a little hint of sadness to her. When he passed Lea just took care of everything. She didn't partake in the entire group sitting on the stage and talking about him because it hurt, and honestly she didn't really try to work through any of the problems with anyone, but she admired their work ethic and the way they dealt with it respectively. "You were his best friend, you know." She said simply, walking into the kitchen, looking over her shoulder at him.

She rolled her eyes at his question, letting out a snicker. "Come look for yourself, asshole," she called out, shaking her head. Lea had made rolls, gravy, mashed potatoes, carmel popcorn, and a few more other things. "I didn't know what you'd want, so I just made a little of everything."

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A Blanket Fort and Two Puppy Dogs || Chordchele

It was always nice to hang out with friends, Chord thought, and the virtual kind was one of the best kinds. With the box set of Friends tucked under his arm, a sleeping bag, and a little roll-y bag with blankets, spare clothes and underwear - he was going to be at Lea’s for a while. He didn’t like putting his new puppy in a cage, so instead, he sat Chartreuse down in the front seat and let her sit there. Having always been a little strange, he even put the seat belt on her and smiled at her in content before driving to Lea’s apartment.

Upon reaching her apartment, he knocked on her door and waited, with Chartreuse on  leash by his heels. When his admittedly gorgeous friend opened the door, he grinned at her and immediately hugged her. “Hey!” He exclaimed, waltzing in and making himself at home.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Lea couldn't remember the last time that she actually had people over for a marathon. Or had people over at all. She had been working so often that honestly she hadn't even been home for what seemed like months. She was both excited and completely relieved when Chord came over, because then she'd finally get to host someone being in her home. She may have even went a little overboard.

Of course she had made a ridiculous amont of food. This was Lea and she was a natural host. When she heard the knock on the door, she went over to open it. She grinned widely when he hugged her and watched with a smile as she walked inside. "Hey! I made some food if you're hungry, okay?" She told him, leading him into the living room.

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50/50 photos of glee cast

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Yeah that would be great! I’ll get all of my warmest blankets out.

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I’ll bring some over, too! Ooh, do you mind if I bring my new puppy? Her name is Chartreuse, because I think that’s a cool colour.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Aw yes bring your puppy! He and pearl can play.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

I miss my wife.

Lauren.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

chordinbetweenstreet:

It’ll take a few days. We should build a blanket fort!

Yeah that would be great! I’ll get all of my warmest blankets out.

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…. Like a marathon? Because I have a box set.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Yeah! A marathon. You can come over to my place and I'll order a pizza or something.

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Is today Make Chord Cry Day or…?

[lea--michele-sarfati]

Let's watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

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I WAITED A LONG TIME I CAN’T WAIT ANY LONGER

what no that wasn’t a friends quote

[lea--michele-sarfati]

I got off the plane.

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I DON’T KNOW IF I CAN EVER RECOVER FROM THIS

[lea--michele-sarfati]

CHORD PLEASE.

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THANK YOU IT’S JUST SOMETIMES I GET A LITTLE EMOTIONAL AND YOU JUST HURT ME REAL BAD THERE LEA LIKE GOSHDARNIT THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES OF HOW YOUR WORDS CAN HURT A MAN’S PRIDE

[lea--michele-sarfati]

I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME.

[mereditty]

Yes, I connect with this.

[lea--michele-sarfati]

I connect with you.

[chordinbetweenstreet-blog]

You’re being mean to me someone help

I AM PRETTY, K

[lea--michele-sarfati]

YOU ARE VERY PRETTY.