this really is....legit...humor...

have u tried mac n cheese

[pomeranian2]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

dead leafs? that’s called yard salad now. and it’s the new food trend.

[xenso-remade]

leaves*

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

where are you going

[verythirsty]

damn jane!

[playdoughsrepublic]

today’s mood

[king-of-kegels]

Visit Original Link

(Fart Sound Effect With Applied Reverb.)

[corvidous]

It’s 4AM and I’m gonna die

[naradreamscape]

imagine going spelunking alone at night and hearing this deep within the cave

[elidaddyy]

Trying to do anything while dissociating. x

[olimar]

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

[strain]

[playdoughsrepublic]

today a girl who was wearing a shirt that said “sorry not sorry” accidentally didn’t hold the door for me so she said “i’m sorry” and i read her shirt and i did finger guns and said “but ur not sorry.. hA” and she gave me the most confused, blank look i’ve ever seen and i think she forgot about the shirt she was wearing because she just kinda walked away nervously after letting the door slam

[playdoughsrepublic]

today a girl who was wearing a shirt that said “sorry not sorry” accidentally didn’t hold the door for me so she said “i’m sorry” and i read her shirt and i did finger guns and said “but ur not sorry.. hA” and she gave me the most confused, blank look i’ve ever seen and i think she forgot about the shirt she was wearing because she just kinda walked away nervously after letting the door slam

[crrocs]

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

[applethefruit]

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

[c8says]

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

[thebootydiaries]

classic

[lumber-jack-white-2]

PLEASE CALL [phone]

Petitions for net neutrality are NOT helpful. 

The FCC doesn’t care about petitions. There’s too much of a chance for a petition to be filled with fake names and addresses from bots. 

PLEASE CALL [phone]. This will connect you to your representatives (with instructions, for those of you who are nervous to call).

Tell them your first and last name, city & state, and that you oppose the repeal of Net Neutrality.

We are running out of time.

[playdoughsrepublic]

I love how some hacker tryna get “bitcoins” … whatever the fuck they actually are and however the fuck they work.. accidentally added an icon to meme culture

[legit-humor]

My aesthetic is 2012 1D lyric videos where they have their faces next to the lyrics so you know who's singing.

[rosehatesmoths]

someone: why are you tired all the time

me: *Buzzfeed UNSOLVED voice* Let’s take a look at the theories 

[jaiology-deactivated20181217]

*hears footsteps toward my room* please don’t

[respectfulmemes]