Cheesy Stuff

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Be yourself

I went to my school dance with a simple black dress, no make up nothing super special. I didn't tie my hair up and about 15 people complimented me. Girls and boys. You don't have to do anything special or wear tons of makeup to be beautiful. You don't have to do much. Just put on something casual and comb your hair. Don't be a try hard. Unless you are extremely in love with makeup and fancy stuff. Be yourself. Your beautiful.

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Anger

If you are angry at someone relax a little. Because you aren't able to control yourself as much as you usually do. Then you could say some really unnecessary things. So if you are fustrated don't be. Just relax and be quiet. Who ever made you fustrated will give up and leave you alone. Maybe they'll just agree with you because they're tired of talking. So next time someone is arguing with you and it gets you fustrated. Say one thing then watch them have a big mouth.

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“So anyway, Velma, as I was saying–…”

“…um… Daphne?”

“You *know* we’re not supposed to look at the camera.”

“…great, there goes the fourth wall. Just look what you’ve done.”

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I can't stop laughing

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Mom: when you take out the trash don't forget to put the cardboard box in the recycling bin!

Me: Ok, you don't have to remind me, it's not like I'm gonna put it in the green one.

Me: *accidentally puts in the plant bin*

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Person in the scary movie: slowly walks into an empty room that looks suspicious.

Me: are you THAT stupid?

If people in scary movies would just listen to me, they would still be alive.

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Have you ever had so many pictures that you wanted to be your background but couldn't decide

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Can you turn this into a rap song?

Back when I was five

My sister around thirteen

My parents sent her away

Cause she was doing some bad things

I didn't know

Was like woah woah

Then I was nine

Knowing things ain't fine

I've moved to sixth

Then liked this kid

Max?

But he shut my lid

Turned my heart to something like wax

But I'm fine now

Bout to fail my classes now

Damn broken heart

Left a mark

Made me dark

Then seventh rolled in

Liked this new kid

Jack, who was slack

He was cussing

An fussing

Being racist

Racist

I kept my mouth shut

Knowing nothing but what

I thought wrong

Left myself the sad songs

Forgot

Alot

The dance came by

I wondered why

I asked a young man

Named Adrian

Who never tries makes all these lies

Mentally ill and couldn't be filled

We danced together

I thought we'd be one forever

I thought wrong

Hit my head with a bong

Sandly

And madly

I was still attached

To him

Who stayed unattached

To me

I couldn't see

We weren't meant to be

Now I moved on

Making that drama gone

Then came tennis

And there was a new guy

I thought he'd be one without a lie

So I fell

And now I'm still falling

Waiting for when I hit the ground

I'll find the answer

I should have found

When I was younger

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Your body temperature is almost 100°

So if you eat cake batter and let it sit in your stomach long enough you could make a cake.🤔

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I just had a lot of chocolate the other day and it was stuck in my teeth. I couldn't get it out. I'm glad I'm single. 🙂

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"We were just kids when we fell in love, not knowing what it was"

-Perfect by Ed Sheeran

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When Someone Says, "Think Before You Speak"

It's gonna take me a while to think about all the possible events that could happen if I said one thing. Then I'll have to list some possible events if I said another thing. How long do you think that's gonna take? Maybe YOU should be the one thinking before you speak.

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I made this like, a long time ago. I was in like, Sixth grade

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"It hurts when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were"

-Probably someone heartbroken.💔

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Is it just me or does it happen to you too?

You get in bed. It's nice and warm and comfy your bed doesn't usually feel this way, you want to be knocked out sleeping but you have to go pee. So that ruins everything

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Sometimes I feel that my pinky toe is there only to hit everything.

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People believe such rumors, then I’m there like, “where is you proof?” Then they’re quiet.

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There was this little eight year old kid at Guitar center who was really good at the drummer and I just stood there like, "I could have been like that"