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“Rest your head,” “Little Girl Blue,” “Come Paint Your Dreams On Your Pillow~”

“I’ll Be Near,” “To Chase Away Fear,” “So Sleep Now And Dream Till Tomorrow~”

“I’ll Be Near,” “To Chase Away Fear,” “So Sleep Now And Dream Till Tomorrow~” “Goodnight Gosalyn.”

-Personals Please Do Not Reblog- Ind. Pri. Sel. Rp Blog For Darkw.ing Duck Loved By Deb

#IM OVER HERE NOW #FINGER GUNSSS #'OOC; Out Of Duck Hell'

xhumbuugx:

“Ah’m sick of those ‘we are th’ proud parents of an honor student’ bumper stickers. Where’s my sticker that says ‘Ah’m a proud parent of a child who’s self esteem is sufficient that he doesnae’ need us promotin’ his minor scholastic achievements on th’ back of our car’ or maybe, even better ‘we’re proud parents of a child who has resisted his teacher’s attempts ta’ break his spirit an’ bend him ta’ th’ will of his corporate masters’? Ah by little things in this world, but Ah’d buy that.”

“I can’t believe it. I simply can’t believe it. We actually agree on something for a change?”

#is this the negaverse #it feels like the negaverse #xhumbuugx

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#im thinking of archiving this blog #and moving it somewhere else #bc my feed is so clogged i wanna d ie #and i need to make new icons and a promo #so i might as well move it #but dont worry all my relationships and stuff will still be the same #drake needs some room to breathe #'OOC; Out Of Duck Hell'

wabbitseezon:

“Wait! Wait! Wait! Slow down! Take a deep breath! I can barely understand a word you’re saying! You’re gonna give yourself a heart attack! Remember your blood pressure, sheesh… now, lemme get this straight. What you’re saying is—

— Launchpad goes to these meetings too? Does he get dressed up for it?”

Ding Ding! Same tune, same verse, same as the first. Drake reels back a fist and uppercuts the bill right off the little black duck’s face.

#wabbitseezon #da ff y

loisclark

That’s just weird.

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@hustlingvulpine @judyflopps

#drake fucking with nick and judy tho #'Musings'#'The Duck Knight; I'd Die For You That's Easy To Say'#'nick; street wise cop that actually does his job'#'judy; first & best bunny cop'

“I don’t just dislike the PTA- I HATE IT- I HATE IT- I HATE IT!!! WHENEVER I WALK IN, THEY ALL LOOK AT ME WITH SNEERS AND DISDAIN- ‘Oh. I’m sorry KAREN, am I speaking too loudly for you to continue your conversation about how little johnny NEVER gets sent to the principal’s office?’ Or about how ‘little Susie is on the ELEMENTARY honor roll and you got a bumper sticker for it?’ Guess what. NO ONE CARES!!! I KNOW THE ONLY REASON THEY EVEN LET ME IN THIS STUPID GROUP IS TO MAKE GOO GOO EYES AT MY HUSBAND, BECAUSE THEY’LL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO LIVE A REAL LIFE AND EXPERIENCE WHAT REAL LOVE IS AND NOT SOMETHING THAT’S BEEN A CARDBOARD CUT OUT FROM THE 50′S- OOH. IT MAKES ME SO MAD.”

#newflash #drake's still a salty fuck #open to mutuals

"AHH! I'VE HAD IT! TODAY HAS BEEN ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER. FIRST, WITH THE GOSSIP SPEWING PTA MOTHERS WITH THEIR 'MY CHILD' THIS AND 'MY CHILD' THAT, AND THEN SOME GIANT IGNORAMUS STEPS ON MY FOOT, AND THEN MY LUNCH ORDER WAS ENTIRELY WRONG, BUT I COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE IM A CONSIDERATE PERSON AND I DIDNT WANT TO HOLD UP THE MASSIVE LINE UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE- AND THEN THIS GENIUS DECIDES THAT ITS TOTALLY FINE TO INVADE MY PERSINALPERSONAL SPACE AND STAY THERE FOR 15 MINUTES EVEN THOUGH THERES A WHOLE OPEN ROOM FOR PEOPLE TO STAND AND SIT- AND THEN-"

#My drake bitterness meter has been filled #Such crank #open to mutuals

lilxgirlxblue:

“Millie taught me how to use a taser before she left. It’s not as cool, but it’d get the point across.”

Ruffles her hair. “That’s my girl. You’re so cute when you demonstrate your destructive tendencies on the bad guys.”

#pray for launchpad #lilxgirlxblue

crashlandiings replied to your post: Drake ‘I still can’t believe one of my Wedding...

“I’ve got a /list/, Drake. We could make a drinkin’ game outta all the things you hide.”

“Gah- I- Uh-”

“-W-Well- I am a super hero, after all. It’s only natural for me to have a few secrets here and there.....”

“-didyoureallymakealist?”

#crashlandiings #L A UN CHPAD U SECRET SAVAGE #I LOVE #drake voice: BURN THE LIST THERE CAN'T BE ANY PHYSICAL PROOF #crashlandings

wabbitseezon:

“Oooh!~ Who’s Morgana?”

Oh. Dare he? The temptation. It was far too great. Santa forgive him. “Oh.... Nobody special. Just a friend of mine. We used to date but found it better to stay just friends, this is before I started dating Launchpad. You’d like her. She’s a tall, enchanting heiress.”

#wabbitseezon

lilxgirlxblue:

“Should I get the flamethrower, Dad?”

“Mmm..... Not just yet, Pumpkin. He’s gotta make Daddy really angry to bring out that one. Let’s see how we go from here, and if things don’t turn out well, I’ll let you use his beak as a hockey puck.”

#DRAKE MALLARD FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR #lilxgirlxblue