Day 1
Got shot in the fucking face. I got so bored waiting for them to do an actual dick move, that I just let them fucking bury me in the ground. Whatever, I was just gonna dig myself out before some fucking tin can piece of shit beat me to it. The fuck, dude! Anyways, I just watched as this stupid old fuck doctor fumbled around with trying to patch me up for a few days. Still bored out of my damn mind. Finally decided to wake up. Dude thought I was in a fucking coma! And he must have been some sorta miracle worker because he gave me fucking FLESH AND BONE again. Fuck nah, bro. I’m committed to life in the Bone Dome. So he talked some shit, I didn’t really pay attention (though when he tested my ‘vigor’ or whatever the fuck he called it, I pretty much aced it. Because I’m the fucking best). Then he starts going on about his wife or some shit, and I just about had it. Invited that fucker right into the Bone Dome. ...It might take him a bit to get back up from that though. Probably a few hundred years, what the fuck ever. I’m just gonna crash at this old dude’s place until I’m done fucking around. Gotta find out where in the boonies I fucking ended up in now.