[lexnotrose]

That’s right everybody.

IT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOI

OOC: yep. I did it. Made another side blog. This one’s an rp blog. Yay me.

Lex’s toyhouse profile.

Thymes toyhouse profile + her emoji: 🌱

[lexnotrose]

OOC POST (tw for self harm)

Okay I think I just imagined the most wholesome father and son moment between Buzz and Lex

While I tell you this, I should state if I haven’t before, Lex is actually very insecure about his self harm scars and feels like he can’t go out the house without something to cover them. Lex would probably talk to buzz about this and he would say “Son, scars tell stories. They tell others that you went through something and made it. Hell, sometimes they help others feel not alone with their struggles. I understand you not wanting to show them to the world, but remember, they’re there to say ‘I went through hell and I made it, bitches!’, not uh.. whatever dumb stuff dumb people say. Alright?”

Or he says some drill sergeant type of shit but I prefer the former.

[lexnotrose]

Miss Flo strikes again.

Aw, I’m sorry.

To be completely honest, I was hoping it was a UTI.

.. Why would you want that?

It’s less dysphoric.

That’s- oh my fudge, Lex. *face palms*

.. You wanna down a whole bag of chips with me?

You know what, yeah.

[lexnotrose]

👓: I don’t like energy drinks. Makes me feel like I’m having a heart attack.

Weka ass. I literally drink bleach.

[glaceiver]

Same. I hate the fizzy texture a lot. Also, too much sugar, disgusting.

[lexnotrose]

👓: I can’t believe the person understanding me is a rabbit that has magic powers.

.. Dude. We live on floating islands, and Glace being able to shape-shift and shit is the thing confusing you?

[glaces-rp-blog]

Well I mean, look at Hugo. He’s a regular mabu that can cast spells. You can have magic powers, too.

[lexnotrose]

👓: I’d rather not, thank you.

[theoppositeofflowers]

it’d be one hell of an experiment, though. hey kid, you ever DO end up wanting magic… i’m your mabu.

[lexnotrose]

👓: *scoots away and whispers to Lex* Who’s this guy?

Oh, he’s an old buddy of ru… um. I can’t mention that name.

👓: *More confused* .. Okay, so we’re gonna start hanging out at my dad’s house, because there’s still shit I can comprehend there.

Comprehend. Sure.

👓:.. What do you mean ‘sure’?

[lexnotrose]

👓: I don’t like energy drinks. Makes me feel like I’m having a heart attack.

Weka ass. I literally drink bleach.

[glaceiver]

Same. I hate the fizzy texture a lot. Also, too much sugar, disgusting.

[lexnotrose]

👓: I can’t believe the person understanding me is a rabbit that has magic powers.

.. Dude. We live on floating islands, and Glace being able to shape-shift and shit is the thing confusing you?

[glaces-rp-blog]

Well I mean, look at Hugo. He’s a regular mabu that can cast spells. You can have magic powers, too.

[lexnotrose]

👓: I’d rather not, thank you.

[lexnotrose]

👓: I don’t like energy drinks. Makes me feel like I’m having a heart attack.

Weka ass. I literally drink bleach.

[glaceiver]

Same. I hate the fizzy texture a lot. Also, too much sugar, disgusting.

[lexnotrose]

👓: I can’t believe the person understanding me is a rabbit that has magic powers.

.. Dude. We live on floating islands, and Glace being able to shape-shift and shit is the thing confusing you?

[lexnotrose]

👓: I don’t like energy drinks. Makes me feel like I’m having a heart attack.

Weka ass. I literally drink bleach.

[lexnotrose]

Ah, shit my teeth are looking dull.. welp. *grabs a sander and starts using it to sharpen his teeth*

[lexnotrose]

*throws a pack of skittles at whoever’s reading this* Taste the rainbow motherfucker. *sprints away*

[lexnotrose]

*inhale* Self harm jokes are bad, self harm jokes are bad, self harm jokes are bad, self harm jokes are bad-

[lexnotrose]

OOC POST

Lex throws skittles with a note that says “taste the rainbow mother fucker” at people everyday and so far he hasn’t gotten into trouble for it.

[lexnotrose]

I think I’m gonna try coca-

🌱: QUITE TESTING YOUR LIMITS.

YOURE NOT MY MOM!

🌱: NO BUT I DO HAVE A LOT OF FAYGO ON HAND MISTER!!

[lexnotrose]

BOO Guess who woke up, bitches!

🎸: Took you long enough, Chas’ been freaking out.

Oh shit, has she?

🎸: It was quite annoying actually, she kept on going *in a mocky feminine voice* “oh no, my poor wittle cat boy! Oh whatever shall I do with out the love of my life oh boo hoo!”

Again, you’re just jealous that I have a partner and you don’t.

[lexnotrose]

I DRANK CYANIDE WITH SNAKE POISON!!

🌱: Thats it, I’m calling Buzz.

Come on, I’ll be fi- *plops onto the floor unconscious*

🌱: Lex, that’s not funny, get up right now.

*silence*

🌱: Lex, seriously, quit that, I’m not fooled. *pauses them checks his pulse real quick* Phew, he lives.. this kid is gonna get himself killed one day.

[lexnotrose]

*holding bleach and antifreeze* I consume the chemicals that turn the friggin frogs gay.

[lexnotrose]

*holding a thing of dish soap* the chemicals fuel my transgender-ness.

There’s no way you’re gonna drink that.

Sounds like a challenge.. *opens the bottle*

Lex, wait- don’t-

*starts chugging down dish soap*

*sigh* he has consumed worse, I guess.

[lexnotrose]

*holding the rainbow flag* Get up, bitches, time to salute the flag.

👓: Lex, it’s pride month not Memorial Day-

SALUTE THE FLAG, YOU EGG!