[lexnotrose]

That’s right everybody.

IT’S YOUR FAVORITE BOI

OOC: yep. I did it. Made another side blog. This one’s an rp blog. Yay me.

Lex’s toyhouse profile.

Thymes toyhouse profile + her emoji: 🌱

[lexnotrose]

OOC POST

Occasional reminder that Lex has NPD. That’s all.

[lexnotrose]

🎸: You’re eyeliner makes you kinda feminine-

And I have a loving father.

🎸: *air plane ears* …. Dude.

*immediately regrets it* … I’m sorry.

🎸: I’m sorry too, but I actually did not expect that, even from you.

Well, you said my eyeliner looked feminine, how am I not gonna take that personally?

🎸: I didn’t think you’d be insecure about that stuff, I’m sorry!

[lexnotrose]

🌱: Let it go, Lex. Let it go. *walks away*

*scoff* Let it go? Does she even KNOW ME?

[lexnotrose]

People calling me “narcissistic” is just them admitting that they are below me.

[lexnotrose]

You know, I figured I’d be better cutting vegetables now, considering how much I-

🌱: LEX.

Oh, shit.

[lexnotrose]

🎸: My parent’s had more fights then I’ve had blades to my-

*covers his mouth* SHSHSHSHSHHSH. Not at the dread yacht, especially if Thyme’s visiting.

🎸: *muffled* Why?

The fam’s starting to take the jokes too seriously. Yesterday, Buzz yanked scissors from my hand when I was in the middle of trimming my bangs. I mean, he gave them back, but still.

🎸: *still muffled* That’s actually kinda funny.

Not when Thyme screamed “Lex no” when I was trying to cut a fucking vegetable.

🎸: *muffled still* Oh damn.

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🎸: Hey, hey Lex.

What?

🎸: *snickers* Deku arms now.

*covers mouth, trying not to loose it*

Guys, cut that out.

🎸: SHE SAID CUT IT OUT- *loosing it and wheezing*

You need some serious help. Both of you.

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🌱: ALEXANDER DID YOU TAKE MY EYELINER?

.. Where the fuck did “Alexander” come from?

🌱: *raises eyebrow* I thought that’s what “Lex” was short for?

No, I just thought Lex sounded cool, none of that Alexander bullshit sounds badass in any shape or form.

🌱: Whatever, did you take my eyeliner?

Yes, and I’ll do it again…

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OOC POST

The fact that Lex has probably all of my worst traits and I love him so much is strange like. You are probably the worst version of me, why are you of all my self inserts my favorite?-

[glaceiver]

@lexnotrose

[lexnotrose]

Where are we gonna get a dead body?

We’re gonna dig up Ricky’s dead mom.

🎸: Yeah dude, we’re gonna dig up- … DIG UP RICKYS DEAD MOM!?

[lexnotrose]

🎭: And then Max tried to-

*cringes*

🎭: .. Why’d you make that face?

What face?

🎭: The face you made when I said “Max”.

*cringes again, only more pissed*

🎭: There it is again!

What face!?

🎭: That pissed off cringing face, it’s like you hate Max or something.

Can you blame me? He’s a douchbag who thinks he’s so cool for being a dick.

🎸: Nah, he’s a little insecure and jealous because Max tried hitting on Chas.

Pfft! I am not insecure or jealous-

🎸: He tried getting her to sleep with him, dude.

I AM KILLING THAT MANWHORE OF A JOCK.

🎸: Wait wait- WAIT LEX I WAS LYING HE DIDNT ACTUALLY TRY TO FUCK HER- PUT THE FLAMETHROWER DOWN-

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I’m not scared of anything.

🎸: Really, now..

.. What? Don’t believe me?

🎸: No, no- LEX, THERES A ROACH!

*Screams* WHERE!?

🎸: *snickers* Got ya.

WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD-

[lexnotrose]

OOC POST

This song has reminded me of Chex and I don’t know why

[lexnotrose]

Ricky, I think I need your help.

🎸: With what?

*inhales heavily* With this. *moves bangs to reveal a zit*

🎸: Lex, it’s just a pimple.

Richard, this thing is ruining my whole bad boy look!

🎸: *looks him up and down* Yeah. “Bad Boy Look”. Sure.

Can you help or not!?

🎸: Nope.

What the fuck, Richard?!

🎸: Why aren’t you bothering Flynn? Isn’t he the “best brother in all of Skylands”?

HA! Last time I went to Flynn for advice, I made myself look stupid.

🎸: Please, you don’t need Flynn to look stupid.

Fuck you.

🎸: With how stubborn you are, might as well just’ve stayed a wo-oooaahhh nope, not cool to say Ricky.

Are you actually asking for me to bite you right now?

🎸: No, no. I’m sorry, I didn’t mean that. *scratches head awkwardly* Old habits from the old douchbag. My bad, dude.

You’re fine…

🎸: … You gonna go ask Flynn for hel-

FUCK NO.

🎸: Okay.

[lexnotrose]

OOC POST

Ricky is definitely the type of guy to accidentally say something transphobic (he doesn’t mean it in the slightest just used to a transphobic P.O.S dad and he did sorta rub off on him)