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[lieu-riley]

—— “ ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? ”

RULES & REGULATIONS ——

I. adult mod & minors beware

II. basic dni

III. multi-ship & multi-verse

IV. inaccuracies

V. offense terms - not mods personal opinion

DIRECTORY ——

I. bones & bullets : in character

II. radio static : asks & answers

III. done & dusted : lore

IV. captains orders : out of character

V. anons : 🧼.🐞.🍎.🍓.🔥.🦉.🐆.🚬.🫔.🪐.🐸.🍀.🇲🇽.🧊.🫆.☠️.👻.💾.🐦‍⬛

RELATIONS ——

I. close : poison , molly , x

II. family : owl , crow

[lieu-riley]

what does beware of minors mean? am I allowed to ask you stuff or not

minors beware! i'm alright with minors interacting, just be aware there may be more mature themes. :)

[lieu-riley]

hey l.t um crows missing...

-🌈

say again? where could she've gone, then...

... an' you're in deep shite if you're lyin', non.

[callsighrainbow]

im not lying you can even ask the others! i don't know what happened she just went outside alone then she was gone

[lieu-riley]

fuuuckin'... then you, lil fruit, are gonna be on a team finding 'er.

[lieu-riley]

do you like waffles? also is it ok to punch someone if they are an a**hole -🌮

waffles are shite... especially th' ones around 'ere.

... punchin' that asshole'd be more than productive, yeah.

[lieu-riley]

＊Owl walks in quietly, blank sockets of the mask staring at Ghost. His shoulders were tense as he placed down files Laswell had him give. One of them was labeled ‘MIA’＊

... fuckin' hell... and where were you when she went missing?

|| ghost glanced at the manilla folder once before his jaw tensed under the mask.

[lieu-riley]

do you think I can fight you?

@bestdemolitionisteva

y'wanna test it?

[lieu-riley]

hey l.t um crows missing...

-🌈

say again? where could she've gone, then...

... an' you're in deep shite if you're lyin', non.

[lieu-riley]

Morning lieutenant, what do you call a sea full of apes? A chimpansea. Get it?

Oh, and also i might have accidentally thrown my work laptop out of the window because i definetly didnt get a virus. Which is definetly not why im using telling you puns to not get reprimanded for it and also definetly not why im here to request a replacement, sir.

-🍎 (if im allowed to steal 🍎? If not thats okay.)

cute. now go back and fish for a better excuse.

... maybe you doin' a couple laps'll help me "forget" y'launched government property out a window.

[lieu-riley]

lieutenant I came to you for names for the kitty because cap says me and soap don’t have great ideas..i suggest sol! It’s a cool name..right??

—🐆

y'could name it bollocks 'nd i wouldn't care. long as you two keep it's shitter box clean.

[lieu-riley]

dude i think you should apologize to crow sure she may have over reacted but she made some good points?

-🌈

... she needs to be safer. if i've gotta raise my voice at 'er, i will.

and if owl has a problem, he doesn't need to go through crow.

[lieu-riley]

there not claws si ! There kinda dull? (Can I call u si?)

- 🍓

simon's fine, don't push it.

wha's the point in gettin' your nails all done up if they're not stickin' out like a sore thumb? hah.

[lieu-riley]

men are very mean, lieutenant :(

's the way of the world, anon. wha' happened?

[lieu-riley]

lieutenant i burned like 4 grilled cheeses today before i made a good one :(

-🐞

sounds like y'need to get away from the stove, luv. it might have an easy win on ya.

[lieu-riley]

Are you ever going to stop being a menace to the poor kids? Cmon Si let them breathe a little, hm?

-L.T Poison ☠️

wanted th'kid to have better. wasn't trying to turn into him...

fuckin' arsehole, aren't i?

[lieu-riley]

Dipstick pokes out from the hallway and slips in. Pressed against the wall with a spooked look.

"If una chica with red hair comes looking for me. I'm not here anymore."

Que down the hall a woman screaming "Maria, when I find you!"

Dipstick winks at him and swan dives out of the window.

-🐦‍⬛

@dipidi-do-cod

... this is outta my fuckin' pay grade...

[lieu-riley]

LIEUTENANT I TREATED A GUNSHOT WOUND TODAY IT WAS CRAZY

HE GOT HIT RIGHT NEXT TO HIS INFERIOR VENA CAVA IDK HOW HES NOT DEAD YET

-🐞

hell, that’s a nasty place to catch a round. almost a close call-iber...

and y'still patched him up. not bad, molls.

[lieu-riley]

I’ll have you know they are on strike, Simon. Honestly I’d say they’d be better cut off, but then again I am a sniper. Thanks for the Tylenol. Come down to my barracks for movie night?

-L.T Poison ☠️

mmm... go on, then. i'll indulge you. just don’t pick another shite one...