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(roleplay)

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[lunabellelifter]

lifting tip

rocks just fill your bag with rocks. take a rock out every time you put someth;ng in. leave nice rock presents for the employess,, fill up a dressing room wth them. everywjere

[pretty-little-lift]

I 100% support women stealing beauty products instead of throwing every spare penny she has away chasing after an impossible pipedream sold to her since the moment she was born.

[lunabellelifter]

lifting tip

rocks just fill your bag with rocks. take a rock out every time you put someth;ng in. leave nice rock presents for the employess,, fill up a dressing room wth them. everywjere

[itsonlyillegalifyougetcaught]

gonna watch “Trinkets” on netflix.. really curious how accurate it is

[lifterpaws]

Im currently watching and i think its pretty decent, but they do a lot of sloppy things so its fun to critique

[yellowlifting-deactivated201709]

reblog this with the first thing you ever stole

i’m interested to see how different/similar we all are

[maven-blackbriar]

Eyeshadow from 5 below in middle school

[catwomanlifting]

A WITCH series comic book I really really wanted from a book fair in 3rd grade.

[liftshitgethit]

A handful of candy for my sister

[woahbroisthisacrime]

6 nyx lipsticks, a foundation and 4 necklaces from a drugstore, less than a year ago

[kittenliftblr-blog]

u member those little plastic half spheres that you popped inside out and put down and they would flip into the sky? i accidentally took one of those from one of those christian book stores when I was like 7 it was like a nickel but yo

[sepia-lifter]

Pair of fluffy socks and black nail polish 💅

[daintyslifter]

the first thing I tried to steal was a wax melt thing when I was like 5 at yankee candle (bc it had a cat on it) but my parents caught me and made me bring it back skdhksdhsknd NO ONE LIKES A NARC

First thing I successfully lifted was drugstore lipgloss and chocolate when I was 8 (so proud of little me)

[adollamakesmeholla]

the first time i stole, i was 4 or 5 years old. i stole a box of tic tacs from a grocery store because my mom refused to buy us candy growing up 😂

[lifterlynnie]

A jaws wallet from universal studios

[lifterpaws]

Underwear

[lifterpaws]

Bârñes and Ńobłēš

Guess what i learned hoes !!

So i was at barnes and noble w my mom making a purchase and the cashier didnt give us a bag so my mom asked for one and the guy pulled out a tiny like nonbrand bag and then and then reconsidered and gave us a typical one that the store usually uses. He then said that they have little cheap ones now because people who buy small items often ask for bags so “no one thinks they stole it” and he said the company thinks its cheaper and more ecofriendly if they dont give those people regular big bags. He then told us -this is where it gets interesting- “I dont know why they think we’d think they are stealing, we just checked them out. And even if they were stealing, we cant even do anything for safety reasons”

Bárńės has a VŠ type policyyy

This is revolutionary info for me

[lifterpaws]

H+M HAS MAGNET DETECTORS! *

* at least some stores. Lifting partners and I beeped and it couldnt have been anything else

[winterlifts]

If you see something posted by a lifter and it has ANYTHING that could lead to their real identity, message that person and let them know.

I cannot stress enough how important it is that we work together to protect the community as a whole.

[wickeddwiccan-deactivated201709]

Lifter protection spell

Like to charge & Reblog to cast the spell of protection to your followers! 💛💰💛💰💛💰💛💰💛

[lifterpaws]

Being a pussy lifter

Lemme tell you what i try to tell myself everytime im out.

Its okay to be a pussy. In fact its better to be a pussy lifter than a risky one.

Getting scared and dropping your shit is good.

Being too scared to go for a pallet is good.

Trusting your gut is good.

Leaving a situation is good.

Being a pussy will never get you caught but being too brave most definitely can.

[goldthelifter]

Tips for boosting as a minor?

Hey guys, I need tips.

I plan to start boosting when I start lifting higher end makeup and clothes from Belks and places like that. But I’m also not sure how to do it without my mom noticing? I could always walk to the post office (it’s hella close) and get the bubble mailers, packages, stamps, etc. and ship the stuff from there, but I also don’t want my mom asking why I’m walking there all the time by myself.

Any tips? How to do it from home? Etc? (Also tips for lifting from Belks is appreciated lmao)

[darling-lifter]

eBay, Mercari and Poshmark need verified PayPal accounts either with a bank account and routing number or a credit card so as a minor I doubt you can have one. So the next option is cash. I’ve heard lifters that make good money using Facebook marketplace and my lifter partner sells stuff at school.

[lifterpaws]

Im the partner lol i have a post about this

[lifterlove]

It is so fucking funny to me that our lp (at k0hlz) came back today and talked over our walkies, letting us know if we tip him off to a shoplifter and that tip ends up catching someone shoplifting, we’ll get a WHOPPING TEN DOLLAR BONUS ON OUR PAYCHECKS OMG WOW HOW GENEROUS. anyway no fucking thanks lmao I’m not about to potentially ruin someone’s entire life to make 10$ and if you did I just have no respect for you at all quite frankly. I can’t wait to never ever catch any shoplifters that is just so sad. 10$. As a reward for ruining someone’s life. Lmao.

[darling-lifter]

this got me thinking. LP and mall security use walkies. What if when lifting bring a walkie, go to the bathroom and scan the channels until you find which one they are using. Put it in your pocket or purse and connect your earbuds to it and leave one out. Then you can hear if you are being watched or if they put out a warning for you.

[lifterpaws]

^^ genius

[liftingria]

Me: practice sleight of hand girls ❤❤❤

Me actually lifting: *clumsily shoving items into my bag* what a perfect conceal I’m an illusionist, a magician,

[justasimplememebean]

I present: the umbrella method.

[indecisivelifter-deactivated202]

THIS IS AMAZING FOR RAINY SPRING WEATHER OMFG

[princess-psycho-shoplifting-blog]

Omg why did i never heard of this?

[lift-fever]

[stargirllifts]

Honestly guys carry a pocket knife on you. Not even for self defense against unruly fucks but to cut off tags too. They’ve got those lipstick knives for self defense (it’s a knife hidden to look like a tube of lipstick) that might come in real handy if you’re on your own at night and when you’re lifting, cut off those “Remove before wash” tags.

[lifterpaws]

I stole mini sewing scissors (which ive since then lost lol) but they are especially lovely since they are made to cut fabrics.