Merlin is on bed rest and unavailable to work so George has to step in for a few weeks
“George, where are my socks?”
“They’re in the sockdrawer sire, next to your smallclothes — here, i’ll grab them for you”
“But why are they there??”
“Because…that’s where the socks belong?”
“But Merlin always kept my socks in the basket next to the wardrobe”
“Why would he do that? that makes no sense?”
“Huh…no idea… but I prefer it that way, so dump the socks into the basket and leave the drawer empty”
“Your breakfast is on the table sire, i’ve pressed your formal robe so it’s ready for petitions in the afternoon, and your ceremonial circlet is polished for you”
“Why are you standing over there? aren’t you gonna drag me out of the bed feet first?”
“Your majesty!? why on earth would I do such a thing?!”
“It’s just…that’s usually how merlin wakes me up — nevermind, hand me that apple”
“I’ve packed your saddlebags for the hunting trip, my lord”
“Good, It’s going to be a great day for fishing”
“Fishing sire? I’m afraid I haven’t packed anything for a fishing trip, forgive me sire, I had no idea your plans had changed”
“Oh right, you wouldn’t know. Merlin hates hunting, so we always fish, but we still call it a hunting trip so that others won’t ask any questions”
“I see, sire (he didn’t) but are you still going fishing now that Merlin is on bedrest and unable to join?”
“Ah…I hadn’t thought of that. Perhaps you would join me?”
“I …thank you sire, but my chores…”
“Of course, you’re right. I’ll ask Sir Percival if he will join me instead”
“My lord, might I help you with — that?”
“Ah no thanks George, I’ve got it”
“Right of course sire. Might I ask, no forgive me, its not my place to question his majesty”
“No no, go ahead, just ask”
“What…or I guess, why are you…dusting under the bed?”
“Merlin gets terribly sneezy when it’s dusty, so I always make sure it doesn’t get too dusty in here, otherwise I’ll never hear the end of it, ahaha”
“But why isn’t Merlin, your manservant, dusting under the bed himself?”
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