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Text || Santofsky
Santana: Okay, that's enough of that. I don't need details.
Santana: So does that mean a summer of getting it on in any place you deem fit, and getting through a sexual bucketlist? :P
Dave: Psh, suit yourself :P No recounted tales of throbbing members for you.
Dave: You assume I have a sexual bucket list that consists of more than 'have it'.
Text || Santofsky
Santana: Good. Because I love him to death, and I wouldn't want to have to hurt him.
Dave: I promise he was tender and gentle with my poor flowery maidenhead.
Text || Santofsky
Santana: Interesting.
Santana: A lot of the questions I've had about you from the beginning are answered now.
Santana: Well, how was it? Was he gentle with your Giant Ass.
Santana laughed.: Literally. ;P
Dave: Shut up; it was a better option and it was great.
Dave: My ass is fantastic. And yes, he was :P
Text || Santofsky
Santana: Well good for you. it's about damn time!
Santana: And good for Kurt. :P
Santana: ...pitcher or catcher?
Dave: Thanks :') I know. I took my time.
Dave: ... Catcher.
Manual || Kurtofsky
Kurt: I do.
Dave: Well damn... I guess I'd better obey my contractor.
Manual || Kurtofsky
Kurt: Wear your quidditch training shirt top. I like it ;)
Dave: Oh you do, do you? :P
Manual || Kurtofsky
Kurt: You're just going to have to trust me to make it worth your while then, aren't you? ;)
Dave: I suppose I'm gonna have to take a leap of faith ;)
Manual || Kurtofsky
Dave: Hmmm. I'm not sure. What kind of reward are we talking about here
Kurt: The kind where if you do a good job, you spend the night...
He can't help but feel that familiar churn of heat in the pit of his stomach, a grin curling over his lips: That's not very specific... How will I know just what to advertise for if the reward isn't clear?
Manual || Kurtofsky
Kurt: I'm in need of a big, strong man for some manual labour.
Kurt: Know anyone who can help me? They'll be rewarded.
Dave: Hmmm. I'm not sure. What kind of reward are we talking about here?
Text || Santofsky
Santana: D:
Santana: ...
Santana: :D
Santana: NO SHIT?!
Dave: Absolutely no shit whatsoever.
Dave: If you wanted to use that more often, too late!
Dave: You're buggered.
Text || Santofsky
Dave: Just so you know, you can no longer call me 'D with the V'.
Text || Kurt
Kurt: ...
Kurt: Belle.
Kurt: Uncle Puck to Belle and the other kids my dad and Carole are considering.
Kurt: Not... us... .///.
Dave: ... Yeah this makes somewhat more sense than what I was thinking of.
Dave: ... It's okay.
Dave: I promise that he won't be uncle Puck to any kids in the mutual families.
Text || Kurt
Kurt: ... They're not metaphoric.
Dave: ... Our kids?
Dave: Holy shit. Well there's a soap story arc right there.
Text || Kurt
Kurt: Don't. I don't want the kids to call him uncle Puck :I
Kurt: ... Please don't.
Dave: I'll keep him well away from the metaphorical children. I promise.
Dave: I'll do my best, sir.
Text || Kurt
Kurt: Finn or Puck? Because either way, I would heartily disagree.
Kurt: Thank you darling
Dave: It sounds like the sporting bromance of the year.
Dave: It's no problem!
Text || Kurt
Kurt: Finn decided to invite Puck -.-
Kurt: You know... you could talk to Finn. Get the awkward out of the way. It would mean a lot if you two were friends.
Dave: Ah. One of those macho men. Got it.
Dave: Of course I will, honeybee. He sounds awesome :)
Text || Kurt
Kurt: Saved By The Bell. He was this scrawny annoying nerd thing.
Kurt: Point iiiiiiiis, I found my Prince Charming. And I want him to get to know my dad and brother :P
Kurt: And apparently Puck :I
Dave: Oh, man. I'm just so uncultured and uncivilised.
Dave: ... I gotta know Puck? :')