Cool Shit

i like dank weed and cute lipstick

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[tahthetrickster]

[flow-fairy]

[bob-belcher]

Can I open my eyes yet? I want to see my babies in their costumes.

[parks-and-recreation-department]

[dominominomino-deactivated20181]

Queer Eye (2018)

[theclash]

Just thought everyone should know that Paris Hilton dressed as a sexy Furby for a Halloween party in the year 2018

[dumdolly]

if u dont think paris is an icon, ur wrong

[bonescouture]

[nikkilipstick]

[lovefortv]

[meanplastic]

Gave him what???

[311616am]

[anxietyproblem]

[melonmemes]

Life imitates art

[science-fiction-is-real]

bitch you know he wore that shirt BECAUSE he was getting on a plane

[catchymemes]

[bullee]

[heysuede]

Each x Other SS18

[krabby-kronicle]

[dankmemeuniversity]