Lipstick Lesbian

20/ Uk// Probably the girliest gay you'll ever meet 💕

[studentlifeproblems]

[blackqill-deactivated20200611]

‘get a man who can do both’ men can do neither

[yuumiz]

why do people get so whiny when a nb person uses he or she pronouns. like it's not a problem, go get a hobby

[rottendyke]

The only thing you need to do to be nonbinary is to identify as being nonbinary. That's it. You don't need to use certain pronouns!! You don't need to dress a certain way!!! Fuck anyone who says otherwise!!!

[argumate]

your honour, I did not read the terms and conditions, in fact I closed my eyes and clicked the mouse at random which the software incorrectly assumed constituted a legal and binding agreement on my part.

*I high five my defence attorney as the prosecutor grinds his teeth*

[sindri42]

I mean we joke but it has literally been determined in a court of law that a checkbox does not constitute a signature and an average EULA is not a valid contract.

[tvvntyonepilots]

[miniangel]

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

[markv5]

“У меня просто кость пушистая. Дай колечки”…

[pinkpop1997]

[crowtrobot2001-deactivated20201]

[parkistan]

Throwback to this iconic tweet

[bando--grand-scamyon]

🤔🤔🤔🤔

[kateordie]

It pretty much boils down to “I never had to think about it until it affected me personally”

[asterkid-deactivated20150106]

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

[alittlebitoflace]

Pike Place Market (at Seattle, Washington)

[harrykissedlorde-deactivated202]

[quotemadness]

“February is the shortest month of the year, so if you are having a miserable month, try to schedule it for February.”

— Lemony Snicket

[succubusboyfriend]

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

[valjestering]

example A

[damnlexa]

Struggles of having long hair

- it’s hot

- wind

- thinking there’s a bug on you when it tickles your arm and freaking out only to realize it’s your own hair that nearly scared you into having a heartattack and then being laughed at by the people around you for freaking out over nothing

[willow]

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

[brokenunderstars-blog]

[slutgarden]

i think i had an aneurysm because of HOW MUCH CUTE IS HERE