littlenotgermanfemboy

idk why i named myself this, js roll w/ it ig

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

bad drawing of the beach experience THERE IS SAND AND WIND IN MY EYES LET ME GO HOME IT'S COLD

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

technically any company is a family owned company if you count 50th cousins or whatever

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

Ao3 being js a chill place to find good fics and oneshots is true ✅ you can find all sorts of cool stuff..

BUT THE TAGS SOMETIMES, HOLY SHITT all the variants of "____ as lube" (e.g. cum, vomit, blood, glitter, ect.), "sexual consumption of tea", "Wank and Tell | Creator is Open to Comments about Masturbating to This Work" (an OFFICIAL tag btw), AND SO MANY MORE I'VE REPRESSED GOOD LORD

shit isn't even including all the oneshots i've SEEN in what was originally a pretty normal oneshot book

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

I know where I'M going 😍🤤

It's even lgbtq+ friendly 🥹

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

shove that up your ass (pleasurably)

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

Move aside kittens, The Great Alpha™ has discovered great literary works WITHOUT the help of bsd 😼

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

yk when it comes to academics and shi you only really gotta shoot for the atmosphere, not the stars. If you're in school space, ya did it

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

I HATE google thinking im stupid so whenever i dont know a word i js ask for the definition and not meaning, so i sound less stupid. UNLESS it sounds vaguely sexual, in that case i WILL be asking meaning cuz uh i dont want to sound like a freak 😔

[wheres-all-the-tea-shots]

I need poseable action figures of Rocky and Grace STAT.

I need one of Grace in his cozy sweater and I need him to be one of those fancy expensive figures that have actually cloth clothes instead of plastic.

I need to take pics of Grace showing Rocky earth and human stuff 🤩

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

real asfff

also of adrian, i wanna have adrian and rocky loaf together 🥹

[raythefairy]

I see so many posts like “imagine being adrian and” and i haven’t seen ONE PERSON SAY imagine you’re adrian and your husband goes on a mission to save the world and comes back 50ish earth years later with an alien and they saved the world. Your husband tells you all about this planet they went to that had the microorganisms needed to save the world. And your husband named it after you. Oh my god that’s- oh. Oh you named it after what the alien called me? Ok. I guess. Still sweet, i wasn’t involved and you weren’t sure you were ever gonna see me again so i guess- the fuck do you mean THE ALIEN NAMED IT AFTER ME. IT WASN’T EVEN YOUR IDEA? YOU WANTED TO GO WITH MEDIUM ROUGH TEXTURE CIRCLE PLANET??? THE ALIEN WAS THE ONE WHO THOUGHT OF NAMING IT AFTER ME?????

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

Dw gng, in the book he chooses to name it after adrian on his own and grace js comes up w adrian as the earth version of the name 🥹

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

I mean, a lil bit,, BUT NOT ON TUMBLR

Don't mind my comment, js silly phm shi 🥹 I love phm

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

I FINALLY figured a way around a plothole in the fanfic I wanna write and now there's ANOTHER (thankfully smaller) plothole I need to fix cuz of it. FUCKKKKKK

I HATE writing but at least it's not ai like MS JESSICA'S WORKSHEETS IN MY SPANISH CLASS

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

o fucking k tumblr ✌😔 js making assumptions ig, damn

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

spotify is such a fucking BITCH. "Whoah Nelly! You've already used up all your 'choose a song you fucking like which I SHOULD let you do cuz I'm, like, THE music app and should FUCKING LET YOU CHOOSE YOUR SONGS' for today! Buy spotify premium for more of a basic feature that probably EVERY MUSIC APP EXCEPT FOR SPOTIFY HAS FOR FREE"

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

I love when I see the same person like multiple of my posts in a couple of minutes cuz ik they're scrolling through my stuff and I js think "wow.. I am SO funny tee hee!" 🥹

[antjester]

“ANDY WEIRRR!!!, DROP THE DESIGN FOR ADRIAN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!”

[littlenotgermanfemboy]

"mayans are so cool!" WHAT ABOUT THE GUATEMALANS? HUH?? NO ONE EVEN REMEMBERS THEM

The scandinavians get recognized as cool for being vikings, the italians and greeks get recognized as cool for being the main roman guys, the irish, scottish and welsh get recognized as cool for being celtic, the turkish cuz of the ottoman empire, mongolians cuz of the mongolian empire, the japanese for anime, yaoi and yuri..

AND THE ONLY ONE REMEMBERING THE GUATEMALANS IS BAD BUNNY