Why, America?
Hey America, so you’re cool and I like living in you but I just have a few questions I wish you could answer for me
🔸Why do all your dollar notes look the same? I’m always so scared of giving a 20 instead of a 1…
🔸Down the same line, your coins are so confusing, why is the ten cent coin (or, dime) so small, even smaller than the 5 and the 1? Makes no sense
🔸Why are all phone contracts so freakin expensive?! No free competition or what
🔸Same with health insurance
🔸Why allow me to get married, join the army, vote, buy property, work, rent a hotel room, take out a loan, open a bank account, buy cigarettes, smoke… But not drink? :(((
🔸Why does it take 5 hours to get to San Francisco by car but 10 hours to do the same journey by train?
🔸Why hate on me if I don’t tip in a restaurant (not that I’ve done that yet)? I’m poor too you know
🔸Why are your taxes not included on the prices you see on labels do that keep giving a bad surprise every. single. time. I don't always go around with a calculator you know
🔸Why so many commercials?
🔸 Why does 'how are you?' not actually mean 'how are you?'
🔸Why add high fructose syrup to literally everything? Why oh whyy you are breaking my heart
I still don't completely get you, but I like you anyway, so we're good♥️

















