Literally just tell me everything you love about Blitzstone. Rant. Let everything out cus I'll absolutely listen
here’s a bulletpoint list (since writing an essay didnt work out) of all the Valid Text on blitzstone:
•right off the bat hearth and blitz are introduced as magnus’s mom and dad•hearth and blitz have been babysitting magnus for two years•blitz learned a whole new language for hearth•blitz crafted a way that hearth could stay in his life•hearth being called a ‘silly elf’ affectionately by blitz•hearth knowing blitz panic crafts ducks in time limits•them fighting over who’s gonna stay safe and hide from ratatosk and who’s gonna run•they slept under the stars on the grass in magnus’s suite together•hearth being blitz’s waterboy•hearth wearing all black (gay culture) except for the scarf his boyfriend gave him (gay culture)•blitz and hearth always showing up together•blitz not wanting to get into the skofnung business so hearth doesnt get hurt•he, in turn, gets stabbed by the skofnung sword•hearth carries his stone boyfriend across worlds to save him•went back to his abusive household where his nasty dad is to save blitz•LOKI KNOW HEARTH WOULDNTVE RETRIEVED THE STONE JUST TO SAVE SAM•he knew he had to injure blitz for hearth to have a motivation to get it back•hearth filled his stupid wergild for blitz•hearth ignoring inge and feeling guilty he doesnt love her back->comp het bullshit•blitz calling hearth “you crazy elf” in his hypothetical dying moments•hearth hugging blitz so tight he cant breathe when he’s resurrected•hearth swore to never go back home but also swore to keep blitz safe and keeping blutz safe was more important•HEARTH SWORE TO KEEP BLITZ SAFE•them bein so protective of eachother•the only time theyre split up in mcga2 magnus gets an ugly haircut and sam and hearth have to solve dumb puzzles•it’s prophetic how we need them to stay together to keep balance in the books•when they find loki’s cave they bust in like a fuckin power couple•blitz with with badass reinforced tie wrapped around his knuckles ready for some kinda fistfight•hearth with his sif runes ready to cast•even though theyre late theyre still down to brawl•even through all the prophecies of loki and ragnarock blitz wants to open his shop•blitz and hearth leave to open blitz’s shop•they come back to mcga3 after running so wild errands until pg93 •they immediatly get sent away•they come back and then back to alfheim it is•blitzen never forces hearth to share any information•blitz never takes it upon himself to share hearth’s info without his permission•hearth still wants to defend blitz and magnus even though he’s the one at a disadvantage•BLITZ TELLS OFF A MF DRAGON FOR HEARTH!!!!•his pure emotional and care for hearthstone channeled into a force that magnus compared to odin himself•his voice was that powerful•blitz doesnt make himself seem extraordinary after it•hearth is Shocked by how powerful blitz was in that moment•everyone is shocked•when they get back to the boat they sleep under the stars together•mallory has a thing for blitz and hearth is jealous/over it•comp het has been cancelled by these two•they sleep through a mf Giant battle that happens above their heads•they fight hard, side by side, against the crew of the ship of the dead•blitz and hearth move into the chase space to go back to parenting homeless kids•they devote themselves to raising and helping kids together
And Finally•Blitz and Hearth claiming eachother (my elf/my dwarf)
