pasta fiend

30 // minors DNI // they call me spageddy boi // I use this blog as a place to say words to prevent those words from rotting my brain // f1, memes, and f1 memes

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[ilonano]

(knows nothing about a subject) I Should Start An Ambitious Project

[sexhaver]

[sacred-portal]

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[ahedderick]

Herb Spiral

Pretty much every year in the spring posts circulate about herb spirals. They are cute and useful, no doubt. About half of them, though, contain the batshit assertion that:

And, if one takes even a second to think about this . . oh, COME ON!

Coriolis forces make hurricanes and tornado spin - you know what? Let's let Scientific American explain it:

Does Water Flowing down a Drain Spin Differently Depending on the Hemisphere?

Theoretical physics may not be powerful enough to rule over every individual eddy of water

"The Coriolis force accounts for why cyclones are counterclockwise-rotating storms in the Northern Hemisphere, but rotate clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere. The circulation directions result from interactions between moving masses of air and air masses moving with the rotating earth. The effects of the rotation of the earth are, of course, much more pronounced when the circulation covers a larger area than would occur inside your bathtub.

"In your tub, such factors as any small asymmetry of the shape of the drain will determine which direction the circulation occurs. Even in a tub having a perfectly symmetric drain, the circulation direction will be primarily influenced by any residual currents in the bathtub left over from the time when it was filled. It can take more than a day for such residual currents to subside completely. If all extraneous influences (including air currents) can be reduced below a certain level, one apparently can observe that drains do consistently drain in different directions in the two hemispheres."

ANYHOW, this has no relation at all with pouring water on GARDEN DIRT. Somebody, sometime, just got confused and everybody's been quoting them ever since. Water will either soak in, or run downhill, no matter how "downhill" is shaped. You're supposed to water slow enough that it soaks in. Jesus. That's been bothering me for years now, and I had to mention it.

[lonely-bologna]

Local Star Wars rave being promoted with JarJar Big Naturals

[indomie-fried-noodle]

[enigma-boi]

[sergle]

sound on please...

[cloacacarnage]

Fri

Day

Night

[morwentrouble]

My color memory is a 42.0/50. Please do worse so I feel better.

Color Game — How Well Can You Remember Colors?

We show you colors. You recreate them from memory. Challenge friends to beat your score. It's harder than you think. Play free at dialed.gg.

best was:

this is really fun!

[stitchposts]

my best single match, though my best overall score in a game is 47.30

[despazito]

[dryad-knifeplay]

how strange it is to see 30° as warm at all

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[1five1two]

'Oaks'. Georg Heinrich Crola. 1833.

[darusen]

the floating head of wisdom

[toe-fingerman]

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[katsmith208]

[oldfarmhouse]

winter🌌nights