King Sarcasm I

Luca Chase || 16 years old || 6th year Gryffindor || Half-Blood •Youngest Keeper in Hogwarts • Aidan is my cute lil fucker • online | [offline] | lurking |

[long-live-king-luca]

[spence-meyers-deactivated201707]

“Well…alright mate. But how will I know you won’t drink anymore of these supposed bottles in your room once I leave?” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Dude, I’m about to have some water ,and I’m beat. I don’t have the energy to even open another wine bottle or firewhiskey bottle because of the corks. That’s a lot of effort that I’m not willing to deal with right now. You have my honor. I won’t touch any of it.”

[long-live-king-luca]

“Hmm. See that wouldn’t be such a smart idea on my part, because I know what your planning. I know that your gonna pour my lovely bitter drink here all over the place. I won’t allow it. I like Jack Daniels, I paid a decent pound or so on this here pottle, and I’m gonna finish. I don’t want to kill the plants with this stuff. It’s garbage. I care about mother nature.” he takes another swig, sitting back on the ground and crossing his legs. He looks at her serious expression and laughs again. “Why the long face Vicky?? Cheer up! It’s the new year!” 

[blonde-victory]

Victoire hadn’t seen anyone this drunk in a long time, and therefore she didn’t really know what to do. At that moment, she came up with an idea, but it was something she rather didn’t use again people. However, in this case it seemed rather appropriate. “Luca,” She started, letting her Veela charm do it’s job as she approached him. “Can I have the bottle please? I’d like to have a bit myself so I can join you.”

[long-live-king-luca]

Luca’s willpower to keep the drink seemed to have slipped through his fingers the second that Vicky asked. What was he thinking? She did want a sip of his drink, he’d just been rude to her. He didn’t want to be rude, so after taking a final long sip he handed her the bottle. “Here you go Vicky. Just watch it though, that stuff is bitter, it’ll get you when you least expect it.” he says cracking open a bottle of water and sipping on it.

[long-live-king-luca]

“Albus, Al, Alacazam, the Al Meister. I’m totally fine, I promise. I’ve been drunk before, this is not it. Trust me. I’m a little tipsy, but there isn’t much in  this bottle so I’ll be just fine. I had a bottle of water earlier, I’m good to go.” he says laughing, and takes another sip. “Sorry about the shows, Al. I’ll help you clean those later, if you liked. Would hate for you to smell like booze around the wrong professors if you know what I mean.” He looks at his best friend skeptically and nods. “I plan on finishing it. I’m tired, but I’m gonna finish it.”

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Albus just rolled his eyes shortly, while Luca created all the nicknames. “Alright, Luca, I believe you. You don’t have to help me cleaning up here. It’s better, before you would hurt yourself”, suggested Albus and started cleaning up around Luca. “It’s clever of you drinking water inbetween. I definitely understand what you mean, Luca. After you have finished your last bottle, we’ll bring you to bed, alright?” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Ha! Alacazam I like that. I’m gonna use that more often. That sound good? You can give me one too, but I don’t know what your gonna be able to come up with. My name is already a bit short, but that’s unimportant. You’re here, and I’m happy and you should definitely have a sip of this while I still have some left.” he says happily sitting cross legged in the grass and beams up at him. “Why thank you, Albus. I try to keep myself safe when it comes to this stuff,” he says holding the bottle up and nearly spilling it again. “,I’m gonna have another bottle of water after this alright? That cool with you boss man? Bed sounds like a good idea. I’m gonna feel this A LOT later. Time is the best healing potion huh? For sobering up?”

[spence-meyers-deactivated201707]

long-live-king-luca

“What are you talking about. I’m not *hiccup* drunk. I stopped drinking last night.”he says attempting to stand to his feet only to fall back over. This sent Luca into a fit of giggles, nearly spill the jack daniels that was in his hand everywhere “Whoops! Don’t wanna spill the refreshments everywhere!” 

Spencer raised an eyebrow at the other when he feel over in his attempt to stand, a chuckle escaping when he attempting to help Luca up but just jumped back when he spilled his drink all over. “Oh no..you’re clearly sober.” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Alright Spence my man, you got me there. I’m not sober, but I’m not drunk either. This is my usual personality, I just haven’t had any of this liquid fun to lighten my mood. I’m almost done, and then I’ll let you help me get to bed alright? Sound good? You have my word. I won’t touch any other the other bottle’s I’ve got stashed in my room.” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“What do you mean Victoire?? I feel FAN-TAS-TIC!” he says with a wide smile, he takes another swig from the bottle and scoots away from her hand, eyeing her as he continues drinking. “You seem tense. You should have a drink, I insist.” he says holding the bottle out to her.

[blonde-victory]

Victoire’s eyes widened when Luca took another sip from the bottle. “How about you give that one to me?” She said, ignoring his comment as she took the bottle.

[long-live-king-luca]

“Hmm. See that wouldn’t be such a smart idea on my part, because I know what your planning. I know that your gonna pour my lovely bitter drink here all over the place. I won’t allow it. I like Jack Daniels, I paid a decent pound or so on this here pottle, and I’m gonna finish. I don’t want to kill the plants with this stuff. It’s garbage. I care about mother nature.” he takes another swig, sitting back on the ground and crossing his legs. He looks at her serious expression and laughs again. “Why the long face Vicky?? Cheer up! It’s the new year!” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“What are you talking about. I’m not *hiccup* drunk. I stopped drinking last night.”he says attempting to stand to his feet only to fall back over. This sent Luca into a fit of giggles, nearly spill the jack daniels that was in his hand everywhere “Whoops! Don’t wanna spill the refreshments everywhere!” 

[albxsspxttxerhtng-blog]

Albus just rolled his eyes a bit concerned, but also amused about his friend state. “You’re definitely not drunk, Luca? Are you completely sure of that?”, asked Albus his friend again, while he lost his balance again. A bit of the Jack Daniels, which Luca held in his hand, dropped onto Albus shoes. “You’d be better in the bed, not even thinking about emptying that”, said Albus, reaching out his hand. 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Albus, Al, Alacazam, the Al Meister. I’m totally fine, I promise. I’ve been drunk before, this is not it. Trust me. I’m a little tipsy, but there isn’t much in  this bottle so I’ll be just fine. I had a bottle of water earlier, I’m good to go.” he says laughing, and takes another sip. “Sorry about the shows, Al. I’ll help you clean those later, if you liked. Would hate for you to smell like booze around the wrong professors if you know what I mean.” He looks at his best friend skeptically and nods. “I plan on finishing it. I’m tired, but I’m gonna finish it.”

[blonde-victory]

long-live-king-luca:

“What are you talking about. I’m not *hiccup* drunk. I stopped drinking last night.”he says attempting to stand to his feet only to fall back over. This sent Luca into a fit of giggles, nearly spill the jack daniels that was in his hand everywhere “Whoops! Don’t wanna spill the refreshments everywhere!” 

Victoire bit her lip as she kneeled down next to him, taking away the bottle of Jack Daniels. “Are you alright?” She asked as she placed her hand on his cheek. “Of course you’re not.” She mumbled to herself.

[long-live-king-luca]

“What do you mean Victoire?? I feel FAN-TAS-TIC!” he says with a wide smile, he takes another swig from the bottle and scoots away from her hand, eyeing her as he continues drinking. “You seem tense. You should have a drink, I insist.” he says holding the bottle out to her.

[long-live-king-luca]

“What are you talking about. I’m not *hiccup* drunk. I stopped drinking last night.”he says attempting to stand to his feet only to fall back over. This sent Luca into a fit of giggles, nearly spill the jack daniels that was in his hand everywhere “Whoops! Don’t wanna spill the refreshments everywhere!” 

[duncanxdursley-blog]

“Luca…” Duncan sighed and made a grab for the bottle. “What do you think you’re doing?”

[long-live-king-luca]

Luca laughs, dipping away from Duncan in the most graceful way possible. “No no, Duncan. I might be a tad bit tipsy, but there’s no way I’m gonna let you get me like that. I’ve still got the dodging skills. If you wanted some all you had to do was ask,mate.”

[long-live-king-luca]

“What are you talking about. I’m not *hiccup* drunk. I stopped drinking last night.”he says attempting to stand to his feet only to fall back over. This sent Luca into a fit of giggles, nearly spill the jack daniels that was in his hand everywhere “Whoops! Don’t wanna spill the refreshments everywhere!” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“I got it wrong, it’s fine.” he says shaking his head giggling. “It’s good to see you Duncan. How’s your parents? Was your Christmas good? I was going to go home, but Aidan was staying so I wanted to be with him. Also thank you! I hope this year is better than last year.” 

[duncanxdursley-blog]

“My family’s fine. It was great to see them. Well, my granddad was infuriating, but that’s hardly news.” He awkwardly patted the other boy on the shoulder. “Don’t worry, I’m sure it’ll be a good one.”

[long-live-king-luca]

“Well, I’ve heard quite the stories about your grandad from Albus’ dad. Been to visit your uncle recently? The man’s brilliant. Wish I was related to him. Has your family finally gotten over the fact that your magical,and not a muggle like them?” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Yeah well, it would’ve been nice to have you around, you know considering the fact that your Quidditch team was the reason why I was in the hospital wing. But you wouldn’t know anything about that? Hm? Well whatever. here’s to a new year, and we’ll try harder to be there for each other, aye?”

[albxsspxttxerhtng-blog]

“Mine Quidditch team, isn’t ours?”, asked albus confused. But probably it was just the alcohol. “That’s a really good New Year resolution. I’m totally for it”, agreed Albus. 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Well considering the fact that they’re the ones who attacked me, the idiots who ride the bench the whole season. My mum’s not too sure she even wants me to keep playing quidditch after this. She thinks it’s too much of a risk.” He shrugs crossing his arms over his chest, cup in hand. “Thanks, I like to be positive you know? A lot of people out there who’d like to see me and Aidan fail.” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“How ‘ya been bud? I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever. I guess you forgot where the hospital wing was when I was in there for several weeks? Maybe you just forgot my name when I was out and on crutches.” he slurs, he swears it the drink that’s giving him the courage to say what he’s saying now. 

[albxsspxttxerhtng-blog]

“Yeah, I’m totally sorry of that. I really wanted to visit you, but at the same so many things happened at once and I couldn’t cooridnate it all effiencently to visit you”, explained Albus, feeling quiet guitly for it. 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Yeah well, it would’ve been nice to have you around, you know considering the fact that your Quidditch team was the reason why I was in the hospital wing. But you wouldn’t know anything about that? Hm? Well whatever. here’s to a new year, and we’ll try harder to be there for each other, aye?”

[long-live-king-luca]

“Oh whatever.” he says with a laugh, taking another sip in his drink. “Mmm I had a few shots of firewhiskey first, and a beer and then like two of these, this is my third cup, it’s really really good do you want to try it.” he asks offering the cup to her.

[acquor]

“Holy - wow.” Her eyes widened slightly at the mention of the drinks. “Where did you find those stuff?” She asked. “How are you able to still stand up? You should be in a freaking coma!”

[long-live-king-luca]

“What can I say, when your best friend is related to another family that can hold their liquor, and I spend alot of time with them during the summer, so I can handle it. Trust me. I’m feeling great. Can’t say the same for other people, they’re regretting the fact that they even came tonight.”

[long-live-king-luca]

“Happy New Year ya filthy animal.” he hiccups, a cup in his hand full of something that tasted like pineapples and strawberries. “I think I said that wrong, but whatever.” 

[duncanxdursley-blog]

“Filthy animal?” Duncan was utterly confused and shook his head, attempting to clear his mind of its drunken haze. “Happy New Year! I hope you have a good one.”

[long-live-king-luca]

“I got it wrong, it’s fine.” he says shaking his head giggling. “It’s good to see you Duncan. How’s your parents? Was your Christmas good? I was going to go home, but Aidan was staying so I wanted to be with him. Also thank you! I hope this year is better than last year.” 

[long-live-king-luca]

“Happy New Year ya filthy animal.” he hiccups, a cup in his hand full of something that tasted like pineapples and strawberries. “I think I said that wrong, but whatever.” 

[acquor]

“Thanks but it only ten thirty.” Soleil rolled her eyes, letting out a chuckle. “How much did you have anyway?”

[long-live-king-luca]

“Oh whatever.” he says with a laugh, taking another sip in his drink. “Mmm I had a few shots of firewhiskey first, and a beer and then like two of these, this is my third cup, it’s really really good do you want to try it.” he asks offering the cup to her.

[long-live-king-luca]

“Happy New Year ya filthy animal.” he hiccups, a cup in his hand full of something that tasted like pineapples and strawberries. “I think I said that wrong, but whatever.” 

[albxsspxttxerhtng-blog]

“Dito. Happy New Year!”, wished Albus to one of his best friends. “Doesn’t matter as long you have fun”

[long-live-king-luca]

“How ‘ya been bud? I feel like I haven’t seen you in forever. I guess you forgot where the hospital wing was when I was in there for several weeks? Maybe you just forgot my name when I was out and on crutches.” he slurs, he swears it the drink that’s giving him the courage to say what he’s saying now.