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Marvin’s so confused cause he can like SENSE that Jameson is magical too like Marvin keeps having mystical dreams about him and when they’re close sometimes Marvin just starts to s h a k e from the aura he gives off but the kid doesn’t seem to do anything abnormal and magical items don’t react to his presence and Marvin’s like what the fuck
so he’s like “hey I want to try to teach you magic!” and Jamie’s like “:D cool okay” and they try some spells and stuff but nothing happens, even with the simple ones, so ?? what gives?? Marvin’s like “I guess I was wrong? maybe it’s just residual Anti power or something? oh well that’s okay”
And then like months later there’s an emergency and Marvin can’t handle it alone. We’re talking Jackie on the ground, bleeding out, and spells aren’t healing it. Anti’s close and getting closer. They don’t know where Henrik and Chase are. and Marvin’s like fucking losing it, holding Jackie in one arm and just grabbing onto JJ with the other, cause he’ll be damned if he lets anything happen to him too, but then JJ’s like “Marvy, it’s okay, chill, I got this”
Time fucking freezes
Which is like holy shit this is the highest level magic, okay, Marvin’s NEVER met anyone who could even come close to pulling this off, and he looks over and JJ’s eyes are just goddamn glowing and then holy shit not only does he stop time but he changes it -
The blood flowing out of Jackie’s heart retreats into his chest and the wound spits out a bullet and reseals, and Anti vanishes back into wherever in the fresh hell he came from, and Jamie notices a lil cut on the side of Marvin’s head so he just scoots up and kisses it and then everything’s good and they’re all okay.
and Marvin’s like “WHAT - and i cannot stress this enough - THE MOTHERFUCK”
So Jamie’s just like unbelievably powerful but for some reason he only ever caught on to time travel and he’s positively useless at anything else.
Marvin’s like “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD DO MAGIC” and J’s like “OH IS THAT WHAT MAGIC IS I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY FANCY SPELLS AND STUFF LOL” and Jackie’s like “WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE I THOUGHT I GOT FUCKING SHOT” and Marvin’s like “YOU DID BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE IQ OF A CORN COB” and then him and Marv just. screech for a few minutes while JJ goes to get a snack cause the time magic takes a lot of the little guy, you know how it is, do you think Pizza Hut delivers to this abandoned warehouse?
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Boyfriend photobombs girlfriend with engagement ring for a Month without her knowing
Damn they’re going in hard lmao
Everyone in the comments like “well it’s a cultural thing tou wouldn’t understand :///” like YOU WERE THE ONES BITCHING ABOUT LOLLLLLLL
People wash raw chicken?? What the fuck.
I never heard about this before this round of discourse started and it’s so stupid
You’re supposed to wash and clean raw meat. This is such a gross argument.
Everyone including the CDC is telling you to stop
Don’t wash chicken
why would you wash chicken
it goes on heated metal. why the fuck would you wash it?
Goddamn people really don’t know shit fuck huh
Like just rinse it off under the tap or are y’all using soap?
These people are using soap.
I assumed by “washing” y’all meant “rinsing off” and I was like what’s the big deal in rinsing it I mean you do you BUT YALL ARE USING SOAP WHAT THE FUCK BITCH
WHATT??
realizing ur post has a typo after a lot people are already reblogging it
How funny would it have been if there was a typo in the picture?
I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to god probably a myth created by capitalism
It is.
i honestly believe that sleep deprivation is the biggest ignored/neglected root cause of health dangers that prematurely kill adults
ask me sometime about the role of sleep in the leptin ghrelin cycle and how its interruption destabilizes weight homeostasis
or about the new research showing that heart disease is not caused by fat, like we thought for years, but by inflammation in the circulatory system whose root cause is unknown but one of the prime suspects is, you guessed it, sleep deprivation
but nobody wants to hear that lack of sleep is killing people. employers don’t want to hear it. and god knows that having sold their waking hours to capitalism to survive workers don’t want to lose the only time they have left to them to live their lives, mostly stolen from sleep
i mean even i don’t want to do anything about it and i love sleep, i just love overwatch more
this this this this this
our society places almost zero value on sleep
on enough sleep
on uninterrupted sleep
on regular, predictable, cycling sleep
all the evidence we have suggests sleep is really, really, really important to the processes of the human body, including both mental and physical health, and yet when was the last time you heard somebody suggest that people had a *right* to sufficient, regular sleep?
Reminder that
- Humans are not meant to sleep for extended periods of uninterrupted sleep.
By this I don’t mean “humans shouldn’t have 8+ hours of sleep a night”; I mean that we are supposed to sleep for four to five hours (ish), then get up and do something relaxing like reading for a half hour to an hour, then get another bout of four to five hours. This is what our bodies were designed for.
Sleeping the whole night through was a fad started with the advent of the lightbulb. Sleeping the whole night through is so recent (and artificial) that First Sleep and Second Sleep are mentioned in Dickens’ novels.
- Lack of sleep for even a single night severely compromises your immune system.
If you’re planning on getting little sleep or pulling an all-nighter, make sure to eat lots of fruit and veggies/take vitamins that day. Or even better, get yourself some bee propolis. It’s a natural remedy used for thousands of years in Latin America and is insanely good for boosting up compromised immune systems (if you get the drop kind, put 3 to 4 drops in a spoonful of honey and mix well with a 2nd spoon to mask the strong taste). It has no side effects and is all but impossible to overdose on.
- According to several government bodies around the world, chronic lack of sleep is literally tied for 1st place as the worst kind of torture (the other is solitary isolation)
- Expecting a teen to get up for 8:30 classes is the equivalent of expecting an adult to be at work at 4 am.
After babies, teens are the age group that needs the most amount of sleep. Puberty is exhausting, and the body needs time to recharge. Ideally, a teen should be getting between 10 to 12 hours of sleep at the bare minimum. Most teens are lucky if they manage to get 8. And that’s a gigantic problem; not only does lack of sleep affect mood (which is extra significant when your hormones are already riding a rollercoaster to begin with), but also has massive effects on growth, which is kinda what the whole puberty thing is supposed to be about.
- According to research “starting work before 10 a.m. is tantamount to torture and is making staff sick and stressed”
- Humans were not designed to have the same sleep cycle across the species. Much the opposite in fact.
Night owls and morning people are an actual thing. Because we’re pack creatures, Nature came up with a clever way for our ancestors to always have someone on the lookout for predators and threats: make people naturally alert at varying times so that there’s always someone alert to keep watch.
Forcing night owls to follow morning people’s sleep cycle means night owls live with what researchers have referred to as “permanent jetlag”.
“Adults need less sleep” means “adults need 8-9 hours and teens need 10-12,” not “adults need 6 and teens need 7-8.”
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why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh
You’ve never heard of The Bog?
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EACH ADDITION TO THIS POST MAKES MY BLOOD RUN COLD
This is a cranberry bog (unflooded) it’s how cranberries grow. Once they’re ripe, the blog is flooded and the cranberries harvested.
Basically by using big floaty things to round them all up and then scooping them out of the water.
thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,
oh here is a fun lil perspective on cranberry harvesting i never heard about anywhere else. the guy who owns the restaurant right down the road from the farm, who fries our chickens sometimes, is from Boston, with the strongest Boston accent ever, and in a former life before he started slinging reasonably priced barbeque and occasional organic chicken, he was a cranberry farmer.
His farm was on the leading edge of kinda using organic/sustainable pest control methods, and one of the things that they did to keep insect damage down was that they encouraged wolf spiders to live in the cranberry field, to eat the bugs.
This was all fine and good until they flooded the bog. Now, you don’t just like flood the bog and then go around it in a boat or whatever. No, you use hip waders to get in there and put the big floaty things where they go and get all the berries and such.
Well when you’re in the bog in hip waders, that makes you the tallest thing. Wolf spiders can swim a bit, but they don’t like it, so they’re, quite understandably, looking to climb out of the water onto a tall thing.
So yeah the first interview question he always asked potential cranberry bog harvester hires was “are you cool with spiders?”
“You’d be amazed,” he said to us, shaking his head a little, “how many guys would just straight lie. Like, you think I’m asking you that question to be cute? Nah man you’re gonna have like a hundred wolf spiders trying to climb your eyebrows, you gotta be chill, those wolf spiders are fellow employees. You really gotta be chill with spiders if you’re gonna work a cranberry harvest.”
This was funnier in my head
If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor
Damien doesn’t really know the groundskeeper at Mark’s mansion as he tends to keep to himself. But anytime Damien would stumble upon him as he takes strolls through the garden George will offer him a flower or two, for being the most courteous guest. And everytime, Damien will go up to William and say “Look Will! I’ve got new flowers!”. And every time William will respond with a fond “that’s nice Damien”
Now let’s fast forward
Wilford’s mind is elsewhere, too buzzed with ideas for his show so he almost doesn’t notice the figure trotting up to him. A soft, deep voice says “look Wil! I’ve got new flowes!” And Wilford turns, sees only the dark, slicked back hair, wide, happy brown eyes, and pristine black suit. “That’s nice, Damien”, he says without thinking, and freezes when the words register. Bim looks at him in confusion, brows furrowing, hands lowering his flowers. “Who’s Damien?” he asks. Wilford, for the life of him, can’t answer.
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Are TikToks eligible for Academy awards?
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My friend and I are having an argument over which is better, Neon Rainbows, or Pastel Rainbows. If you think pastel rainbows are better
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if you think neon rainbows are better, reblog this post
Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.
If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.
this is so ancient holy fuck
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How does Anti punish his own kids?
He’s much more of a yelling parent, he really tries not to, but, well, Anti’s got a lot of anger and sometimes he just can’t deal. He and Marvin fight a lot, because as much as he loves his son, he and Marvin are polar opposites. He’s a ‘go to your room’ type parent, and threatens the ‘go to your room without dinner’ part, but never actually does it
I have an idea. I can't do anything else until I write it.
i’ve just been into winnie the pooh recently idk
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