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NSFW. Things I post here are about a lot of things. Nudism, naturism, sci-fi, etc. My blog does contain nudity, foul language, bad jokes and puns, and just things that I enjoy. If you do not like it, get the fuck off.

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[brananna]

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

[slave316]

[boredwithmyself71]

Not taking any chances….

[willtattoo]

Not tempting it

[lordpegasus]

Not tempting fate

[zerofucks-2give]

[lordpegasus]

She looks like Susan Sarandon.

[another-rpg-sideblog]

Magic Tattoos by davidqshull on reddit

[cocoshomebrew]

After over a year of work, it's finally here: my biggest (and I think best) project ever, the cultist class!

Note: This is a preview of the class. You can access the full version by pledging to me on patreon or you can also purchase the PDF directly via dmsguild!

[butterflyfantasy1984-deactivate]

[getloudr]

Planned Parenthood got LOUDR 🔊 @ Tumblr

WHO THEY ARE:

Planned Parenthood’s mission is to ensure all people have access to the care and resources they need to make informed decisions about their bodies, their lives, and their futures. Founded in 1916, Planned Parenthood is a trusted health care provider, educator, and passionate advocate in the U.S. as well as a strong partner to health and rights organizations around the world. Each year, Planned Parenthood delivers vital sexual and reproductive health care, sex education, and information to millions of people.

WHAT THEY DID:

🩺 On October 1, 2021, Planned Parenthood partnered with Tumblr to rally supporters for abortion justice and defend access to abortions at 539 rallies in every state.

🩺 On September 3, 2021, Tumblr and Planned Parenthood partnered up in response to a Texas law that came into effect September 1, S.B. 8., effectively banning abortion in the state and asking private citizens to act as bounty hunters who “enforce” the law.

We made the following calls to action along with the graphic below:

Ways to take action:

Hit the ❤️ and 🔁buttons to share this post

Make sure your voice is heard by signing this petition

Give your community a little ✨razzle-dazzle ✨with this poster

Make a donation: Text “Texas” to 22422 or visit wearepp.org/Texas

P.S. Check out @plannedparenthood's Tumblr blog

[camandgirls]

[neuropsyche]

I love the Russian people. That is why I have to tell you the truth. Please watch and share. https://t.co/6gyVRhgpFV

[insanity4-deactivated20220607]

Veldismagn

Veldismagn is an Icelandic magical Bind Rune that is used to grant the wearer with protection against evil,and luck in having good health.

Veldismagn is an ancient Icelandic magical sigil meaning 'to give power and strength' ('veldi': power; 'magna': to strengthen). Traditionally drawn out in blood on the chest,it was used for protection,luck, health,and the safe return from travels,so that "Nothing evil will harm you, and whole and healthy will you come back home, whether travelling by land or sea".

Linden (Tilia) was a sacred tree to the ancient Norse and Germanic people, who associated it with Freyja, goddess of love and beauty. The bark of the wood has been left in its natural state.

Icelandic magical staves,or 'Galdrastafir' are runic symbols shamanically designed to control the elements,increase energy, or influence developments.They were traditionally inscribed or painted onto objects,doors,clothing and vessels as magical talismans and charms.

[paperanddice]

Commissioned by xAnon

Poison Ivy was once a brilliant human researcher named Pamela Isley who specialized in plants and the natural world. She dedicated herself to the preservation of nature and trying to ensure a balance between advances in magic and technology without causing undo damage. That changed after being tricked by a colleague into a romantic relationship, which was then used to manipulate her into assisting with several thefts and other criminal actions. To remove a potential witness and liability, her partner attempted to murder her by injecting her with a potent concoction of plant toxins and leaving her to die.

The murder attempt failed, though none besides Isley herself could say how. She claims that a powerful natural entity called The Green spoke to her as she died, offering her a renewed chance at life if she dedicated herself to it, and in her desperate moments she accepted the offer and became Poison Ivy. Transformed into a plant-human hybrid, Ivy has incredible power over plants and her own body, allowing her to produce a variety of powerful toxins and pheromones that she can release through her skin, lips, or in clouds of spores to kill or manipulate her victims and enemies. Her skin can leave a burning poison with a simple touch, but her most deadly toxins are delivered through a kiss, where the more permeable membranes of her and her target's lips can transfer quick death to the recipient.

Despite her deadly abilities she doesn't like picking fights and much prefers to remain in the background, using controlled minions to handle most of what she needs done. Using powerful pheromones to poison and take over the minds of useful humanoids in conjunction with friendly beasts and plants and getting them to advance her plans. Her new loyalty is to the Green over any humanoids, and any significant settlement is viewed as an enemy of nature by her. She's successfully brought down several towns, utterly destroying everything and driving out the people to hide in the surrounding wilderness. Many have been recruited into her faction out of fear and desperation, returning them to nature.

Poison Ivy Medium humanoid (human), neutral evil Armor Class 17 (natural armor) Hit Points 190 (20d8+100) Speed 30 ft., climb 30 ft. Str 14 (+2) Dex 16 (+3) Con 20 (+5) Int 20 (+5) Wis 14 (+2) Cha 18 (+4) Saving Throws Constitution +9, Intelligence +9, Charisma +8 Skills Acrobatics +7, Deception +8, Medicine +9, Nature +13, Persuasion +8 Damage Immunities poison Condition Immunities poisoned Senses passive Perception 12 Languages English Challenge 10 (5,900 XP) Proficiency Bonus +4 Protect Me! Attacks against Poison Ivy are made with disadvantage if the attacker is within 5 feet of an ally of Poison Ivy that isn’t within 5 feet of any other hostile creature. Plant Physiology. Poison Ivy is treated as being a plant as well as a humanoid. Plant Walk. Difficult terrain composed of plants doesn’t cost Poison Ivy extra movement. Speak With Plants. Plants can understand what Poison Ivy says. ACTIONS Multiattack. Poison Ivy makes two unarmed strikes. Unarmed Strike. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 7 (1d8+3) bludgeoning damage, plus 17 (5d6) poison damage. Poisonous Kiss. Melee Weapon Attack: +7 to hit, reach 5 ft., one willing creature or a creature that is grappled by Poison Ivy, incapacitated, or restrained. Hit: Poison Ivy chooses one of the following effects: • The target must make a DC 17 Constitution saving throw. On a failure, the target is poisoned and takes 44 (8d10) poison damage. While poisoned in this way, the target takes 22 (4d10) poison damage at the start of each of its turns. The poisoned target can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, ending the effect on a success. • The target is affected by Ivy’s Controlling Pheromones, except it has disadvantage on saving throws against the effect, and if it fails the second saving throw it is poisoned for 24 hours. Controlling Pheromones (Recharge 4-6). Poison Ivy blows powerful pheromones onto up to two beasts, humanoids, or plants within 5 feet of her. The target must succeed on a DC 17 Constitution saving throw or be poisoned. A poisoned creature must repeat the saving throw at the end of its next turn. On a failure, the creature is poisoned for 1 hour and falls under Ivy’s control. The poisoned target obeys Ivy’s verbal commands. If it cannot understand her commands, it views her as a trusted ally that must be protected. If the target suffers any harm or receives a suicidal command, it can repeat the saving throw, ending the effect on a success. While poisoned in this way, the target doesn’t have disadvantage on attack rolls. If the target successfully saves against this effect, or if the effect on it ends, it has advantage on saves against Ivy’s Controlling Pheromones for the next 24 hours. Spellcasting. Poison Ivy casts one of the following spells, requiring no material components and using Intelligence as the spellcasting ability (spell save DC 17): At will: detect poison and disease, entangle, grasping vine, plant growth, purify food and drink, speak with plants 3/day each: contagion, goodberry (when a creature eats one of these berries, Ivy can choose to have that creature be affected as if it had been hit by her Poisonous Kiss), greater restoration 1/day each: cloudkill, wall of thorns 1/month: awaken (plants only) BONUS ACTIONS Boost Minion. Poison Ivy targets one willing plant creature or one creature affected by her Controlling Pheromones she can see within 30 feet of her. The ally has advantage on the next attack roll it makes before the end of its next turn. REACTIONS Loyal Consort. Poison Ivy redirects one attack made against her to a creature within 5 feet of her that is affected by her Controlling Pheromones.

POISON IVY’S LAIR If Poison Ivy casts the 8 hour version of plant growth on the same area every day for a month, the location becomes her lair and begins growing, overtaking the surrounding area and expanding her control. Each month the radius of her lair increases by 500 feet. If Poison Ivy is encountered inside her lair she has a challenge rating of 11.

LAIR ACTIONS

When fighting in her lair, Poison Ivy can the ambient magic to take lair actions. On initiative count 20 (losing initiative ties), Poison Ivy can take one lair action to cause one of the following effects: • Poison Ivy manipulates the plant life in two 10-foot square areas within 120 feet of her. She can turn any regular terrain in those areas into difficult terrain, or vice versa. Any creature of Poison Ivy’s choice in those areas must succeed on a DC 15 Strength saving throw or be restrained by the plants. A creature can be freed if it or another creature take an action to make a DC 15 Strength check and succeeds. A restrained creature is also freed if Poison Ivy takes this lair action again, or if she dies. • Poison Ivy summons 1 awakened tree, four vine blights, eight needle blights or violet fungi, or 16 awakened shrubs within her lair. These summoned plants act on initiative count 20 on the next round. If Poison Ivy uses this effect again, any plants summoned by a previous use are destroyed. • A cloud of poisonous spores are released from plants in a 20 foot radius centered on a point Poison Ivy can see within 120 feet of her. Each creature in that area must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw, taking 21 (6d6) poison damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one.

Poison Ivy can’t repeat an effect until all three have been used, and she can’t use the same effect on consecutive rounds.

REGIONAL EFFECTS

Within Poison Ivy’s lair, plant life and nature grows stronger, creating one or more of the following effects • The area within the lair takes twice as long as normal to traverse, as plants grow thick. Poison Ivy, creatures under the effect of her Controlling Pheromones, and plant creatures can move at normal speed. • Nonmagical plants that aren’t creatures seem to almost be aware of intruders in the lair. Limbs, flowers, and vines shift slowly in the direction of unknown creatures, though not fast or strong enough to present a threat. • Plants in the lair gain resistance to poison damage.

If she creates a new lair, goes one month without casting the 8 hour version of plant growth within the area of it, or dies, the lair stops growing and all regional effects fade within immediately.

[pixalry]

Magical Travel Posters - Created by Chet Phillips

Limited edition prints available at Gallery 1988. You can follow the artist on Twitter and Instagram.

[pixalry]

Space Shuttle Art Prints - Created by Kevin Dart

Limited edition prints available for sale at Gallery Nucleus. You can follow the artist on Twitter.

[kickassnudists]

[creativerogues]

1d20 Feywild Gifts...

You leave a trail of mushrooms in your footsteps.

You have thorns growing out of your skin where the bone is close to the surface.

You have long hooked fingernails.

You are always followed by birds and forest creatures, they deeply disapprove of most of your life choices.

You cause all creatures within five feet to hear faint whispers of bizarre and alien things.

You have the horns of a ram growing from your head.

You are always followed and surrounded by a low glittering mist.

Your eyes - pupils and irises - become entirely white.

You constantly surrounded by swarming butterflies.

You have flower petals for hair.

You can crudely mimic others, like a raven or a jackdaw.

You have mushrooms which grow out of any scars or wounds. They are psychedelic, of course.

You can sing like a bird almost perfectly.

You have golden or amber eyes.

You are covered in a sleek coat of fur, like a hunting hound or a deer.

You have seven-inch-long fingers.

You have pair of elegant and delicate butterfly wings. They are functionally useless and will require clothing to be specially tailored.

Your skin changes colour with mood, like an octopus or a chameleon.

You leave a trail of flowers, growing in your footsteps.

You have the tail of a fox and will require clothing to be specially tailored.

[akindplace]

Selfcarevisuals on instagram

[wickedravendarkwytch-deactivate]

Yup.....