Lee

19. punch me in the face

[lou1sbloom]

Intro

Alias: Lee (purely because it’s my middle name). — 19 / aug ‘06. I am a cis-male. I write, I read. AO3:

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I have mental health disorders and generic issues.

Not a fan of replying to dms, and when I do I will be blunt. Apparently it comes off rude, as I don’t use emojis for anyone except for a total 3 people. I find them childish, I’m a loser who lacks whimsy.

This account is rot. And I’m a raging cunt for no good reason

[lou1sbloom]

Having Velvet Buzzsaw on bluray is still the funniest thing because I still haven’t watched it, and for the price I paid you’d think I’d have it on repeatedly to get my moneys worth

[lou1sbloom]

Someone from the literal other side of the world offered to not only get me a bible but let me choose whatever bible I want in regards to all the translations. This is awesome

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On a fucking “burn myself in stupid ways.” Streak AND a “forget I have sheep and then get scared when they appear in the dark when I’m doing shit.” Streak.

Currently been scared by the same sheep 3 times this week and burnt myself twice within 24 hours; once cooking a steak (flipped it like an idiot with a spatula in a pan of burning butter.) and the other by putting my finger on metal in the fireplace, the fire was still very much going.

Then went and fucked my muscles by carrying the most arrogant 100 pounds over a hundred metres because he wouldn’t listen [dog], and then far too much firewood because I wanted to be lazy n do just the one run for firewood instead of bringing several loads. All at once. My body the next day was not great. But I’m fine now, again. Though I also keep accidentally giving myself tension headaches.

Also managed to have a nap after only being awake for about 3 hours.

[lou1sbloom]

Would it matter if I ate 216 reeses peanut butter things in the span of 1 single month?

[bisexualbunk-deactivated2026050]

listening to the dumbest fucking lyrics you've ever heard in your life but the beat still fucks

[franksaidso]

i like to become my cowboy persona on my runs hes very cool i know all about him

[lou1sbloom]

Helps that I have actual sheep n live out where my neighbours are horses n cows n other sheep and a single bed and breakfast over the road

- my dog born on a farm in 2017 from an accidental litter with another dog down the road exactly the same scenario with the same name as my dog

[lou1sbloom]

I am going to get alcohol 🙏

[lou1sbloom]

I got more but I already drank it all within a week. Over $50 gone and I threw up once

[lou1sbloom]

Someone in my life got married, she is a little bit younger than me (2 and a half months.). I’m 20 in a few weeks. I think we’ve lost the plot what is she doing. GIRL YOU HAVE A WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU

[lou1sbloom]

I am going to get alcohol 🙏

[super-nova5045]

and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse

[lou1sbloom]

My type but they 110% ruin my life

[bbatjoke]

[dragonclawz2007]

I'm rereading Catcher in the Rye and it will never not be hilarious to me that Holden says this in the very first chapter. This boy is so dramatic and out of pocket I love him

[lou1sbloom]

Currently in the stage of adulting where I’m going from passenger princess without a license, to being the son picking up his drunk parents from across town every Friday night. To add, unlike them, I will be bringing a bucket along for my mother. Lord knows she cannot keep alcohol down even in smaller increments

[lou1sbloom]

Walking in the dark and did some bullshit stepping on one of the three rakes around the property and didn’t hear it (headphones are noise cancelling) and SMACKED myself in the fucking face

[tdotndot21]

Does anyone know

[lou1sbloom]

Jesus Christ I need to dye my hair again wtf do you mean I found a tiny cluster of grey hair??! I’M NINETEEN