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My quiff is higher than my grades. (Indie HP RP blog) M!A: None

[louserweasley]

"Operation: Get Annoying Ex Off My Back" || theonlyrxason

[theonlyrxason]

"Lou," she began to say. "I’m your friend and I care about you. But sometimes, a good friend says to another what I’m just about to tell you." Alex cleared her throat, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Stop dating crazy clingy girls! I hope that the next time you get in an actual relationship, make sure she’s not gonna cling on to you even after everything is over. I say this, because I care, and it seems like you might need to get a restraining order against someone sometime in the future."

"Didn’t I just say that?" she asked sarcastically, giving him a look. "You’re not exactly… a Ravenclaw when it comes to making plans. No offense." A smile came on her face. "Don’t make promises you can’t keep, because who knows what this favour might end up being?" The girl shook her head. "Don’t thank me. I’m only doing this because I care and that girl creeps me out. But, if she starts threatening to kill me, I hope you know that all hell will break lose."

[louserweasley]

"I didn't do it on purpose!" He cried dramatically, throwing his hands in the air. "She wasn't like that when we first started dating. How was I supposed to know she'd turn into some creepy, overprotective psycho? God, if I had known that I would have stayed within a ten mile radius of her. I swear, if the next relationship I have ends in disaster like this one I'm turning gay."

He rolled his eyes at her jests. "Ha ha. Very funny."He arched an eyebrow. "I keep all my promises and I promise to repay you with whatever favor you want. As long as you don't ask me to dive into the Black Lake and retrieve the giant squid for you. I know I'm quite a big guy but I don't think I'm big enough to take on a giant squid." Louis shook his head, running a hand through his golden locks. "No, I won't her near you, don't worry. Although a cat fight between the pair of you would be interesting."

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"How would a pirate destroy them if they can’t catch ‘em? Like I said before ninjas blend in with the shadows. They’re silent and stealthy the pirates wouldn’t even get close enough to use their hooks, swords, and daggers. Okay, I’ll give you one point since pirates do have cool hats, but ninja’s are still way better and have better fashion sense. The only thing more interesting than a ninja is a ninja." 

[louserweasley]

"If there was a battle between ninjas and pirates on a ship there wouldn't be many places for the ninjas to hide so in that case the pirates would destroy them without any problems. Pirates can be pretty fast too. Those without one wooden leg, of course. Ninjas do NOT have better fashion sense than pirates. They wear the same boring black suit all day everyday while pirates wear fancy jackets and maybe they might make their cool hats even cooler by adding a colorful parrot feather to it. To be honest, if ninjas wanted to be threatening they should have chose a name more fearsome than "ninja". It doesn't exactly strike terror into one's bones."

[louserweasley]

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"I'm beginning to think all dumb blonde jokes are about me."

[louserweasley]

"Operation: Get Annoying Ex Off My Back" || theonlyrxason

[theonlyrxason]

When Louis threw his head back dramatically, it took all of Alex’s self control to not burst out laughing. He looked like such a diva, and it made her think of those Muggle models who act snobby. Sadly, she had an encounter with them, and that was an encounter she wished to forget. But that’s another story. Alex listened to his explanation, nose wrinkling as she remembered the girl. “Sadly, I do know her, and I pity you,” she stated. The redhead girl was just so clingy that she clung on to Louis like a leech when they were dating, and was… overprotective of him. “The same Allison that threatened to hex me because I jokingly ruffled your hair a few weeks back?” the girl asked, cocking her head to the side.A chuckled escaped her lips. “Sucks to be you, Lou.”

Her jaw dropped at his idea. That is the craziest and most insane idea she has ever heard! But, she pondered on it for a few moments, trying to think about it. “Hmm… That may just work. You sure you came up with that by yourself?” she joked, smirking. “I will, but you owe me big time. And I’ll cash in that favour when in dire need of it.”

[louserweasley]

Louis cringed before throwing his eyes to the heaven, nodding in response to Alex's question. He had actually forget about that moment until Alex brought it up just there. Now he was really beginning to wonder why he decided to put himself through the ordeals that came along with being the boyfriend of Allison King. "Yes, the very same," he confirmed before letting out a low sigh. "God, don't I know it?"

He bit his lip as he watched her reaction to his idea. He hadn't let himself get his hopes up so if she replied with a no he wouldn't be too bothered about it. His eyebrows shot up into his hairline as she agreed to his idea. He breathed a sigh of relief. "So you'll do it?" he asked excitedly before he twisted his face into a mock hurt expression. "Excuse me what's that supposed to mean?" He nodded enthusiastically at her request. "Yes of course. I'll give you anything you want and I mean anything." A thankful smile spread across his face. "Thank you so much, Alex." He was becoming one step closer to freeing himself of Allison King for good.

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"Ninja’s get a sensei. They also get those weird Sai weapon things. Some of them have swords too. Then imagine a ninja fight vs a pirate fight. The ninja’s would be all cool, fighting with their stars and way cooler swords. Plus they be all over the place. Pirates just got sword on sword action. It’s nothing interesting like a ninja. No they aren’t! The accent is terrible and I hardly understand what they’re saying."

[louserweasley]

"Pirates would absolutely destroy ninjas if they were ever in a fight. They could slash them to ribbons with their hooks, swords and daggers. Pirates are so much more interesting than ninjas. Pirates have sweet hats, eyepatches, wooden legs, talking parrots. Ninjas look like they're wearing a giant black sock. Their accent alone is much more interesting than ninjas".

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[louserweasley]

"Operation: Get Annoying Ex Off My Back" || theonlyrxason

[theonlyrxason]

Thankfully, Potions was Alex’s last class of the day. The girl was beyond exhausted, simply because of her classes. When her friend, Avery, told her that her last two years at Hogwarts will be hard, she shrugged it off as the girl trying to scare her. Now, Alex believes her. NEWT classes were hard as hell and she gets no sleep because she’s trying to finish her homework.

She walked down the hallway to the Gryffindor common room, or wherever (she was too tired to notice that she was just wandering about), rubbing her eyes and yawned. Alex wanted nothing more than to drop out, but knew that her parents will be disappointed in her, so she sucked it up.

When she heard a familiar voice call her name, she looked up, a small tired smile on her face when she saw Louis Weasley; a close family friend.

"Hey Louis," she greeted. "What can I help you with?"

[louserweasley]

When he reached her he put his hands on his hips, taking a deep breath and throwing his head back dramatically. He closed his eyes, trying to think of a way to tell her his idea without sounding like a total psycho. "This is going to sound insane," he said with a small nervous laugh. "You know Allison King, right? Small, redhead, usually wears her hair in a braid? You know how I broke up with her last week? Well, it seems she doesn't understand the definition of a break-up. She still thinks we're together and she won't stop following me." He shook his head at the ridiculousness of the situation. What he ever saw in that girl, he'll never know. "I literally had to sprint down three flights of stairs to get away from her. I think I knocked over some first year in process."

He stopped his waffling and got to the point of the idea he had wanted to explain to Alex in the first place. "Okay, here's the insane idea. Right, so I was thinking of ideas to try and deter Allison away and this one popped into my mind and I think it's pretty bulletproof. Would you consider pretending to be my girlfriend? It won't be for long I promise and there'll be no feelings involved at all, I swear it. Please, Alex? Help a guy out."

[louserweasley]

"Operation: Get Annoying Ex Off My Back" || theonlyrxason

Louis pressed his back against the cold hard wall, trying his best to steady his rapid breaths. He closed his eyes as he took in a deep gulp of air. 

Please say she stopped following me. 

After another few moments, he decided to muster up the courage and edged himself to the edge of the wall. He peeked his head out, examining the corridor to see if the petite redhead was still lurking about. He let out a long sigh of relief. She was gone. For now at least. The reason why Louis was currently pressed up against a wall and cautiously examining corridors was because of one reason: Allison King. Louis had dated her briefly for a few months and he had broken up with her recently. The only problem is that she's in denial and won't accept the idea of her and Louis being over. She decided she was going to follow him everywhere and anywhere. Louis literally had to sprint down three flights of stairs and down two corridors to get away from her. She was quick on his heels the whole time which is saying something considering there's almost a foot of difference between their heights. 

He turned his head and saw the familiar face of Alexandra Torres walking down the corridor towards him. It was as if a lightbulb turned on inside his head and he was suddenly struck with a brilliant idea. 

"Alex!" He called, running towards her. "I need your help."

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"I don’t understand how people can even think pirates are cooler than ninjas. I mean come on! Ninja’s have all the cool acrobatic skills and throwing stars. They are a terror and you will never know what hit you since they blend in with the shadows. Pirates just swing around a sword and have terrible accents."

[louserweasley]

"Pirates have ships. And cannons. They have hooks for hands and wooden legs that contain swords. All ninjas do is prance around while pirates literally battle with swords. What are you talking about? Their accents are fantastic."

[louserweasley]

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