"Operation: Get Annoying Ex Off My Back" || theonlyrxason
"Lou," she began to say. "I’m your friend and I care about you. But sometimes, a good friend says to another what I’m just about to tell you." Alex cleared her throat, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Stop dating crazy clingy girls! I hope that the next time you get in an actual relationship, make sure she’s not gonna cling on to you even after everything is over. I say this, because I care, and it seems like you might need to get a restraining order against someone sometime in the future."
"Didn’t I just say that?" she asked sarcastically, giving him a look. "You’re not exactly… a Ravenclaw when it comes to making plans. No offense." A smile came on her face. "Don’t make promises you can’t keep, because who knows what this favour might end up being?" The girl shook her head. "Don’t thank me. I’m only doing this because I care and that girl creeps me out. But, if she starts threatening to kill me, I hope you know that all hell will break lose."
"I didn't do it on purpose!" He cried dramatically, throwing his hands in the air. "She wasn't like that when we first started dating. How was I supposed to know she'd turn into some creepy, overprotective psycho? God, if I had known that I would have stayed within a ten mile radius of her. I swear, if the next relationship I have ends in disaster like this one I'm turning gay."
He rolled his eyes at her jests. "Ha ha. Very funny."He arched an eyebrow. "I keep all my promises and I promise to repay you with whatever favor you want. As long as you don't ask me to dive into the Black Lake and retrieve the giant squid for you. I know I'm quite a big guy but I don't think I'm big enough to take on a giant squid." Louis shook his head, running a hand through his golden locks. "No, I won't her near you, don't worry. Although a cat fight between the pair of you would be interesting."














