lou 💌 (they/she)

“this blog is not a well-curated museum. it's my bedroom & i'm putting things on my shelf & taping things on the wall” 🍄 in my 20s #FREEPALESTINE

[pintmother]

im sorry im a pervert, now hold hands with me please

[robintunney]

jane & lisbon being codependent → [27/?] 3x10 → "jolly red elf"

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[holllanov]

people + wanting shane

+ the only person shane wants

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[motopoppp]

This is the funniest thing ever, everyone else go home

[thisusernameisunique]

There are jokes that only work when said aloud due to soundalike words.

This joke is the exact opposite.

This joke only works when read.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[ropoto]

PENELOPE GARCIA | SEASON 8

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[teylaemmagan]

THE MENTALIST || Patrick Jane & Teresa Lisbon

[cloghesy]

"Charity shop" - 2007

[puzzled-on-main]

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

[saltwaterscully]

one of my serious favorite things abt heated rivalry is that they're still acting during sex. this seems obvious maybe but i think during a lot of movie sex scenes, actors revert to typical, expected mannerisms, where as connor storrie and hudson williams have specific mannerisms specifically for their characters that reflect their internal struggles/truths/experiences. this is difficult to talk about because people think i'm joking/don't take it seriously bc it's sex, but i'm serious. it's easily noticeable from connor storrie - ilya likes watching himself go in & out of shane & looks down to see it quite often; ilya likes groping shane's chest; ilya makes that one face all the time; ilya likes putting his fingers in shane's mouth. but it's also apparent from hudson williams - shane is very repressed and stunted about his pleasure at the beginning of each scene, but loses himself/relaxes continuously (particular favorite of mine is the first time they go all the way - shane is at first annoyed/embarrassed by ilya repeatedly asking him if he's okay [shane's complicated relationship with masculinity] but by the end is just moaning and has allowed himself to go lax, facedown); shane is clearly learning tricks from ilya (ex. the chest groping & fingers in mouth); shane gets overwhelmed when he looks at ilya for too long during sex and has to look away or close his eyes.

i just have an insane amount of respect for these guys. and i could make a whole other post about how they use sex to show the shifting dynamics in shane & ilya's relationship and especially the significance of sex in episode six

[redlipstickresurrected]

Lauren Zaknoun (American, based Wareham, MA, USA) - Nightriding, 2020, Paintings: Acrylic, Private Collection

[sunnypogue]

when will a man look at me, tell me our argument isn’t a wobble, and kiss me passionately

[nyanbinary-perineum]

*flirting* -And if you break through my many layers of shyness and the shell I crafted from assuming most people would rather not be bothered I can talk for many hours about a number of video games that I either like or dislike (depends).