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Have you ever actually had sex?

YES.

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It didn’t say anything about you having to tell the truth though.

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[crushed again] Why would I need to lie ?!

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17- Pretend Couple AU (I think this means like “pretend to be a couple to get out of situation” so im going with that? this could either be an independent one time AU or could be a starter idk. it works in this AU)

The library on campus offered some sort of solitude for Roderich. There were a lot of people here and he knew four of them. A quiet, regulated environment was exactly what he needed to relax and the library offered just that. Often, there were other students in the library but none usually particularly stood out to Roderich. Tonight however, Rod noticed a man being followed around the library by someone he’d never seen before. Of course, he hadn’t seen a lot of people before but something about this mystery man was extremely off-putting.

Rod stood and shuffled down an aisle, keeping an eye on the two men through gaps in the mathematics section. The mystery man seemed to be keeping his distance and Rod was beginning to catch up with the student. When he finally caught up, he immediately said the first thing that came to mind, “Hey…babe!,” Roderich pursed his lips and followed through, “I thought we were supposed to meet at 8?” A quick check behind him revealed that the mystery man had vanished and Roderich breathed a sigh of relief. “Sorry, there was a man following you,” he said quietly.

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Lovino was sweating very visibly and blinking very hard under his Gucci sunglasses, for two reasons: one, it was thirty billion degrees in the stifling library —Lovino didn't function well indoors — and two, he was convinced he was about to die.

See, Lovino had only been a sixteen-year-old, slogging through his first year of the horror that was the southern Italian secondary school system, when he was visited by a startling epiphany: a single teenager with a life could never finish this amount of homework by himself. But he couldn't let down his family, more than he already had, so something had to be done! People who dealt on the darker side of life had been contacted, promises had been made, homework assignments exchanged and, soon enough, Signor Vargas was the proud achiever of the top marks in the entire high school — which, admittedly, was not saying much, but at least it had made applying for an American university that much easier. The mistake he made, however, one that would haunt him for the remainder of his years in Italy and chase him across the Atlantic, was not paying up for the services rendered to him. Now, he was convinced, they had finally tracked him down and his short life would end right there.

So when out of the blue a man walked up to grab his arm, Lovino followed the only natural course of action — he screamed. "WH-WHAT DO YOU WANT, CAZZO!!" he blubbered, not hearing the other's words through his panic. "I'M INNOCENT! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT!!!"

#FUCK im sorry lovino is a living meme #redandwhiteboy