"Hey, E! I'm Luca Blanxart; welcome to my crib! Oh-- wait, [bleep], wrong show!"
Luca laughed as the camera turned to the floor. The next scene cut to Luca sitting on his couch.
"Hello, everyone! Let's begin this whole shebang!" He smiled.
"Firstly, we want to know... What major thing happened? If something did, in fact, happen," the interviewer said.
"Uh, yeah. Well, this happened sort of at the end of the trip, umm. But, uh, I got back together with Jasey. Which- which makes me very very happy. I- I didn't think she would think that I could make her happy again. I mean, without getting into too much detail, I'm not that good of a boyfriend. I think that's one of the consequences of being so reserved. I became so guarded, I think, it's slightly difficult for me to sort of give myself to someone fully and that sort of... That.. I did that part wrong. A lot of people say that- that they think that I'm a good person, and I mean, I guess I qualify as one. I'm as nice as I can be all the time but I'm just not too good of a person when it comes to being a boyfriend to someone. But I'm going to change, you know? Not change Luca, just boyfriend Luca. Hopefully, uh, hopefully I can be better for her because she deserves a good boyfriend," he smiled.
"Alright, well, now... Did you hook up with anyone? If so, who?"
"Uhhh, not at all," he laughed. "Oh God... I-- this is embarrassing but I, umm, actually did not hook up with anybody at all! If by hook up, you mean like, very, sort of, involved kisses and possibly sex. No action for me other than lots of naps and, uh, eating," he chuckled.
"That's unfortunate! Not even a little something from Jasey?!" The interviewer joked.
Luca shook his head and looked slightly uncomfortable.
"Anyway, enough of that! Did anything happen that surprised you? If so, how do you feel about it?"
"Uhhh, n-not really? I mean, nothing too insane happened that I am aware of. I expected fights because apparently the arrangements of the bungalows were a bit catastrophic, but I honestly don't really-- I'm not too aware of any stuff that happened so I wouldn't know."
"Wow! You really kept yourself to yourself, didn't you?! Well, was there anything you thought was going to happen that didn’t?"
"As- as I said, I was very, sort of, indoors all the time so not that I know of but I didn't exactly expect anything. I was just... Indifferent about the trip," he replied, a serious look on his face.
"Mmmm, okay... Recap your Bora Bora experience for us!"
"Sleeping, eating, swimming. Sums it all up," Luca said, finally smiling and letting out a laugh.
"That's it! Thank you for your time, Luca!"
"Thank you, thank you," he smiled.