has my face changed, baby?

rosa, she/her, 23, bisexual dyke💘 photo sideblog

[lucydacusgirl]

you are my pack a day you are my favourite place you were my best friend before you were my best guess at the future

This embroidery is a collection of my and my partner’s jewellery <33 (and a guitar pick and a paper crane) inspo photo under the cut

[lucydacusgirl]

Just like terrible aggressive vibes on the road lately can everyone please get more chill and calm

[lucydacusgirl]

also everybody suddenly has fucking massive cars and I do think that’s a big part of it because why is the hood of your car nearly up to my shoulder as a 5’8 woman. Your car is too big and it’s making you evil and it’s making everyone else on the road evil too. It literally just doesn’t even make any fucking sense to have an enormous car in the uk like the roads here are small.

[awwww-cute]

[wizardarchetypes]

i was parked at the beach yesterday and a Real Biker Dude pulled up beside me. Like on a big handlebar motorcycle with his whole life packed onto it. a real rambling man. a son of the highways and byways. and he looked down at my mini-series purple e-bike and he was like "what a sweet little thing! how's it ride?" and we talked my e-bike specs. i said i liked his motorcycle and he was barely interested in talking about it except to tell me where he got it in case i ever want one. but he loved my little bike.

this is a problem for me because now i feel respected and powerful so from now on i'm gonna roll up with my e-bike to other guys on their motorcycle and be like "sick bike. reminds me of mine if it were less space efficient..."

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm gonna go to leather bars and start calling myself a biker instead of a cyclist.

[lucydacusgirl]

Just like terrible aggressive vibes on the road lately can everyone please get more chill and calm

[lucydacusgirl]

Recently drivers have been getting mad at me at zebra crossings for waiting for them to slow down before crossing. Like if you’re speeding down a residential area I’m sorry but I’m not trusting you to stop at the zebra crossing. I understand you want to keep rolling because god forbid this zebra crossing inconveniences you but I want to be sure you aren’t going to kill me. Slow down properly and then I’ll go.

[adamsvanrhijn]

so in the uk you will be able to apply to join the army at 17 but not use your phone after 8:30pm. that makes sense

[lucydacusgirl]

I need a real job so bad but the thought makes me black out

[lucydacusgirl]

I need to cut my nails so bad

[lucydacusgirl]

Kathleen Hanna is such a great name

[longearedhare]

Let’s be long with mama

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[lucydacusgirl]

I bet the first man to discover that young women working in shops are a captive audience for pretty much anything you want to say for as long as you can talk was pleased as punch.

[digitalvampyr]

i’d rather be waterboarded than realize i don’t mean as much as i thought i did to someone again

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[do-not-u-dare]

let’s talk about how they made it impossible to function without a phone and digitalised everything and then turned around and went “actually! these phone things aren’t safe for kids but it’s magically ok once you’re eighteen. guess you’ll have to have your life dictated by your parents now lol cause we’re gonna take the devices away from you. IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING”

[do-not-u-dare]

ok my apologies. take away my ability to buy anything too ig because these fuckass stores don’t accept cash anymore. take away my ability to communicate with people outside my house and school because I can’t text and I can’t email and I cant drive to them either and I can’t even fucking get public transport without a phone either. can’t order at a fucking restaurant without being asked to get a membership and install an app and also very sorry but you can only order through our online menu now! have you ever considered that it’s not just about instagram?

[thewoodbetween]

Mark Hearld