Lugal

32 y/o

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Went men's Lingerie shopping today.

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Doggy style so we can both continue people watching in Ikea

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Fellas, it's important to know before dating a booktok girlie, that cheating is very much NOT ok, but that murder is VERY much on the table, if not encouraged.

Be smart.

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Watching the panic set in in the eyes of my obedient sub as they try to be bratty but melt the second I so much as raise my voice, only for them start apologising for even thinking about being bratty. Adorable.

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Spent years trying to be funny on the internet, only for my most shared piece of content to be a tumblr post about using somebody like a cock sleeve.

Fuck sake man.

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Not to be horny on main but if we were driving somewhere together I would slow down as we passed the field of cows so you could point at them and say "Cows 😃"

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The only thin blue lines I support are the veins in big ass fucking titties. Thank you for your service.

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not quite goth, but goth adjacent, goth ALLY.

Today was forearm day at gym, don't bully me, they're a work in progress.

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Adding an entire extra day at gym purely for forearms, because checking my bank has made me realise the masked, thick forearmed, combat boot wearing OnlyFans page of cnc and stalker bf needs to happen sooner rather than later.

Unmatched commitment to the bit.

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Dudes be like "Not all men", and they're correct, but the only exception is J. Thomas O'Malley from the Aristocats, not you homie.

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Because a dad bod is cool and all, but sometimes you also want somebody that looks like they could break you at their will.

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Agreeing on a secondary, fake safe word you can ignore as you continue to ruin her through cries and pleas to stop.

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What I actually hear when she responds with an attitude.

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Just a face to go with the posts.

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1-6?

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Calling you degrading names with my fingers inside you to see which ones make your cunnie tighten

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Intelligent women that become a brainless cock sleeve when you call them a good girl. 😩