This is the place where I sit

Lucille Cosima Lancaster Sawyer Abindale. Lucy Sawyer. Basically no one special.

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: Murder usually isn't :-p Even if she was doing it for a good cause.

Jonas: So nice of her. Did she share that THEN, or did she at least wait until you guys were older and everyone actually knew the word penis? Okay, but how many 6 trains are you taking the baby on? Maybe Mr. G has a car he can drive it around in, you can even go pick it a fancy safety-rated car seat.

Lulu: It's never a good cause to kill me!

Lulu: She's (for the purposes of this conversation) the nicest. She told us then, it made sense in context dw! In order to get around the city? Plenty! Mr G doesn't have a car and I doubt my mother wants to ride around in my limo all the time.

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: That's the nicest thing you've ever implied about your grandmere :-p

Jonas: Or that could be the reason that my parents never made me and Violet take baths together like most little kids :-p Why? Math teachers think they can solve all the problems in the world with math, royalty have to deal with wildcards like people.

Lucy: That wasnt a nice thing!!

Lucy: Violet told everyone she saw your penis in kindergarten. If she'd seen a cottontail too she DEFINITELY would've spread that too. But they have no one to protect them. It's not like the baby is going to be the kid of an Omaha math teacher, this is NYC. You can't solve a stabbing on the 6 train with math.

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: If you start shouting Constant Vigilance I'm gonna pretend I don't know you.

Jonas: Maybe I have a secret cottontail you don't know about. That could just be you :-p Maybe it was the royalty gene, and since this baby's going to have a math teacher gene instead he'll be different.

Lucy: I think Grandmere or my mom would murder me if I started that, so no worries about that!

Lucy: I'm certain Violet wouldn't have kept that one to herself if you did 😜 I feel like a math teacher gene would be more paranoid than a royalty gene. We at least have bodyguards, math teachers just have MATH

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: He's not. Please don't make him #goals.

Jonas: My parents have been using us as test subjects since we came out of the womb. Hey, a protest baby might come out spunky, that could be fun!

Lucy: He's not regular #goals! Just #SurveillanceGoals

Lucy: You make it sound like you were both L'Oreal bunnies! Protest babies do not come out spunky. We come out "neurotic" and desperate to prevent more!

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: Okay, Mad Eye Moody.

Jonas: Most babies don't grow up to huff glue, you know. Even me and Vi, though with our parents God knows we'd need it :-p

Lucy: Who knew he was so #Relatable?!

Lucy: I know that. But your parents are great!! And I'm sure when your mom was pregnant with you guys. She knew better than to eat ridiculous amounts of processed foods and go to random protests all over the city!

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: So what kind of baby prep stuff are you doing, anyway?

Lucy: Constant vigilance on everything my mom eats, drinks or stands by. Plus I'm reading all the baby books because she "did this just fine without books before".

Lucy: It's a wonder that I didn't grow up to huff glue tbh.

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: They're gonna live with you! That seems hard to hide.

Lucy: By the time they get old enough to remember things, it might be real! Who knows!

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: Then how come you're not faking with me?

Lulu: Because you already know me, there's no point. My future little sib isn't going to have any idea!

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: No, on not feeling as bleh :-p They're gonna look up to you

Lucy: I'm so good at faking like I don't thanks to Grandmere's princess lessons though!

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: You gotta work on that before you've got a little brother or sister, you know :-p

Lucy: Work on what? The way I express bleh??

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: You're really capturing some clear emotions there :-p

Lucy: The emotion was bleh! That's pretty clear!

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: Was that supposed to be English? :-p

Lucy: Yes. it was english for bleh.

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: You'll get there! You're already awesome, you just have to realize it for yourself.

Lucy: blehblehblehblehbleh

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: Wasn't gonna :-p Believe it or not, some of us have healthy doses of self-esteem.

Lucy: I CAME OUT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AND I'M HONESTLY FEELING ATTACKED RIGHT NOW!

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: See? You're just better than all of those girls, you don't get to argue 'cause I'm not gonna change my mind :-p

Lucy: If it helps, you're better than all of their male counterparts and you can't argue that either.

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: Because they're like the older versions of that Ashley girl in your year! Do you think she's really thinking about what to say when she ums?

Lucy: If she is, then she's thinking about new insults. But usually no.

[lulu2u]

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Jonas: Because when you say it you're legitimately thinking about what to say. When they say it they're being fake to fit their aesthetic.

Lucy: How do you know their aesthetic isn't thinking about what to say too?