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send a message if u want new blog im actively avoiding some werdos <3

[septicstank]

nothing gets past this guy!

[milfmaekar]

Cannot get over Kira and Sisko's relationship. Imagine you show up to work one day and your boss is Moses

[m000000000ved]

psa to That One Coworker wearing something hand knit does not give you permission to stand NOSE TO FUCKIN NOSE with me to touch it

[m000000000ved]

its been hours and im still thinking about this and yes i am still mad about it because i cant even SAY ANYTHING because shes a NIEC SWEET PERSON she just FREAKS ME OUT

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Stop beating yourself up about the tough lessons you've successfully learned. A mistake only becomes a character flaw if you keep repeating it and don't learn from it.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

[m000000000ved]

psa to That One Coworker wearing something hand knit does not give you permission to stand NOSE TO FUCKIN NOSE with me to touch it

[m000000000ved]

hmm might delete n remake my blog because its Old and has a ton of old shit i dont like but am too lazy to go back and delete + would like a fresh start

[boophisburnhamae]

Absolute favorite part of Take Me Out to the Holosuite is Benjamin saying everyone on the team has seen at least one game with him, even though he has wildly different relationships with them

Jake and Kasidy? Yeah, obviously

Ezri? Totally, Dax has been Benjamin's bestie for three lifetimes now

Nog? It's canon that Jake dragged him to games when they were kids and I bet Nog's super fucking excited to go to them now because the captain! Wants to spend time with him!

Kira? Yeah, we saw him inviting her to her first game in an episode

Julian and Worf? A little weirder, but I get it. They're all autistic, they're vibing, they're sharing special interests. I'm sure Benjamin's been brought into dozens of battle reenactments with both of them. Actually, I'm positive he pitched the idea of baseball to Worf as a battle for honor in the first place

Miles?? Getting weirder, but they're both dads, Miles likes sports, I can see it

Rom and Leeta??? I mean, yeah, they're Nog's parents, but I can't picture him inviting them along whenever Jake or Benjamin invite him. I believe they'd go- they'd both be delighted to spend time with the Emissary like that, but not entirely sure why Benjamin would invite them. Do we think it was an engagement gift?

QUARK?????????????????

Odo's the umpire bc he's never been invited

[boophisburnhamae]

#im thinking the quark one happened more because quark walked into the holosuite once #while sisko was watching a game #probably due to a scheduling error and/or someone else bribed him to get in early #so anyway quark is like 'you have to leave its someone else's turn in here' #and sisko isn't even looking away from the field he's just like 'the game will be over in another two innings #i'll be out then. you ever watch any baseball quark? did you play any sports when you were a kid?' #and quark's just standing there awkwardly #trying to get sisko to leave but also he's not someone quark can just kick out #anyway #ds9 (via @makingshortstorieslong )

[moonrisetowers]

all men should be a little feminine by law. and also morally. like if he’s not willing to wear lip gloss he’s not getting into heaven

[moonrisetowers]

this website is so funny since posting this i’ve gotten so many tags and whatever being like FEMININITY IS NOT ABOUT LIP GLOSS AND PEOPLE WHO WEAR LIP GLOSS CAN STILL BE MISOGYNISTIC YOU SHOULD HAVE WORDED THIS BETTER as if this is critical feminist theory and not a stupid joke post about how effeminate men are sexy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cheese-greater-official]

*cough gay cough*

[oceaneyes1834-deactivated202312]

*cue vine voice* Oh my god, they were roommates…

[cheese-greater-official]

Cary grant and Randolph Scott lived together for 11 years in their mansion entitled the bachelor pad there are press pictures of the two of them living in a completely wonderfully domestic setting

When Cary grant has to marry as to stop the rumours of their gayness he became very depressed, him and his wife divorced 13 months later

[cheese-greater-official]

Putting more pictures here because yes

[ladyoftheharbour]

Also they reason said wife divorced Cary is bc Randolph “refused to leave” their home and Cary wouldn’t kick him out.

[theparadigmshifts]

[lamardeuse]

I’d seen some of these pub stills before but not all of them, imagine middle America looking at this and thinking they were just bachelors sharing a house holy fuck

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

I am obligated to reblog this everytime it shows up on my dash

[sherlockedcarmilla]

Confirmed bachelors, best fiends, and roommates. Yup, bros being bros.

[m000000000ved]

really tempting fate today with coffee #5 while living on a diet exclusively made up of candy, protein drinks/bars and fiber drinks/bars

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

i have a rare form of synesthesia where i can hear music

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

[myuheru-archive]

stocks are fake. gay sex is real. it’s that simple ❤️

[m000000000ved]

me: hey i'm too exhausted to be operating heavy machinery and i'm seriously worried someone's gonna get hurt

my team lead: lol same. anyways you're goin in the freezer to move even heavier loads in the intense cold

[m000000000ved]

i've only been here an hour and i'm already a wreck fuuuuck

[guerrillatech]