It grew legs and walked off

Ethan, 23, survivor fanatic.

[jonathanlapaglia]

phoebe, michelle, shonee, hayley..

[laurenoconnell]

[machetewithlegs]

Is Australian Survivor producing another queen… It seems likely.

[machetewithlegs]

Ben is a mess who legitimately screwed up everyone’s plans. Natalie doesn’t even know it but she will get her revenge on him. Mark my words.

[machetewithlegs]

Shonee and Michelle (both robbed 4th place queens) being on the same tribe proves miracles can happen.

[jonathanlapaglia]

“so that stinging sensation you feel in your eyes right now? thats the natalie napalm. get off my island.

by the way. your skin is gorgeous, darling.”

[machetewithlegs]

Iconic

[machetewithlegs]

Also Matt Rodgers and Brian Lake are bitter and gross.

I’m happy for Shane, but Sharn really deserved that win.

[machetewithlegs]

I’ve been flat out with life and have been M.I.A with survivor shit.

But I just need the world to know that Shonee is another robbed 4th place queen of reality tv.

[nicoleanthcny]

• shonee fairfax - australian survivor.

[mazelopez]

“Watch out bitches!” 

[machetewithlegs]

I believe the biggest blindside of this season was me rooting for Donathan (still not a real name) in the final.

[machetewithlegs]

The fact we are having a final with 6 people left honestly doesn’t surprise me. This has honestly been the worst season in years and I feel like production want it to end as much as we do.

[machetewithlegs]

Other than Stephanie, the only good thing to come out of this season is Jenna at Ponderosa. She is literally hilarious and I’m salty we missed out on seeing more of her.

[machetewithlegs]

Laurel literally said she doesn’t think she can beat the boys at the end but she can trust them. Whereas she thinks she can beat the girls at the end but doesn’t know if she can trust them. Then continues to vote with the boys.

She clearly doesn’t care about winning and only wants to make it to the final three.

Like I want to like her but she honestly she playing a horrible game.

[machetewithlegs]

I really hate this season. Like I can’t root for anyone because they all simply annoy me too much.

[machetewithlegs]

Mark my words, Stephanie will be back and she will win!

[machetewithlegs]

Next time on survivor: Stephanie, Jenna and Michael get their revenge on the Naviti 5 by drowning Desiree in the immunity challenge!