I told my mom's hot friend, "How about you let me give you a ride?" To which she said, "Why don't you drive me home first..." It took hours!
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I told my mom's hot friend, "How about you let me give you a ride?" To which she said, "Why don't you drive me home first..." It took hours!
"Your husband is a lucky man..."
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"Absolutely!"
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"Your parent's home is lovely. While they are getting to know my daughter, why don't you show me where you sleep and how you fuck my daughter..."
"What anout your husband?"
"I'm sure he's trying to get into the maid of honors panties almost as much as I want you in mine..."
"Sooner or later, your wife is going to figure out you're fucking me..."
"Hopefully it's later..."
"I have no panties on..."
"Sooner it is..."
"Sorry dear, I haven't made dinner yet. Your grandson came by and wanted to see this lingerie I just got. One thing led to another and he was banging away for a few hours... I'll make you some canned soup"
"So everyone got fucked including me..."
"Since you seem to like your aunt in this dress, how would you like to be your uncle for the weekend?"
"Is it a hard job?"
"Ihope so..."
"I'll be substituting for your regular teacher after school now. It seems that her husband found out about you two and said she couldn't "tutor" you anymore... But I sure can. I'm not married!"
"Just a little closer now and I'll open my lips for it..."
It wasn't so much that her dress was showing her ass. It was more because she offered me her ass...
This was how my sister in law started all the trouble... I warned her not to go down... on me. Now she's trying to explain why she's 7 months pregnant after living iwth us for eight months...
perfection!
My secretary said she had a second job where she made lots of money... I would have paid her a lot more to do this in my office!
The neighbor's wife was a total slut, going out whenever he was gone dressed all trashy. I guess that's why that night my wife and I were out with friends and saw her all drunk, my wife said, "Hou better take her home" So I left everyone thete and drove her home. When we pulled into the driveway she slurred, "Can you help me into my room..." I carried her to her room. "Help me get this off..." she asked. When she was down to a G string, I was quite hard. Then, in a clear, sober voice, "Since we're both here and horny, why not fuck me before you go..." It was over an hour before I got back. I was also over her place a lot after that...
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My girlfriend's mom pulled up as I was walking down the street. "Get in..." she said. So I climbed in. That's when I noticed how high her dress was hiked up. "Do you want a ride home, or back at my place?" she asked. "I have no reason to go home, but you've just given me a great one to go to your place..." I replied. "And that is why I offered..."
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"Please! Just give me one more orgasm..."
"You've had six already..."
"You've had two..."
"As you economics professor, what kind of return on investment would it be fore me if the ration exceeded three to one..."
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"How was I supposed to know that this seemingly innocent bathing suit would make my new son in law so hard... Of course, seeing a cock that size and that hard... well, I just had to know what it felt like... three times!"