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"What do you prefer for breakfast, a slice of melon, or a couple of large grapefruits?" So many men chose the grapefruits and then added that they were the nicest they had every cum across...
"Cumming inside with me?" Stupid question...
Most people don't.
And what they told you was actually factual, not made up?
"Think of it as a bridge toll and me as the toll collector..."
"Miss, your low cut top is distracting..."
"So is the hard-on it's giving you..."
"But yours is visible..."
"And yours is leaking..."
I stand with Carrie.
How dare she be a normal, American woman with the thoughts and ideals of 99% of American parents... OH, she's not WOKE!
"Sorry, Honey, but she made me an offer I just can't refuse. Can you find your own way home?"
"If you touch that slut, I'll make you suffer!"
"Honey, you've been making me suffer for ten years. If I'm gonna suffer, I want at least one good night for it..."
Oh and 40 candidates for either Governor or Congress want to get ride of the Senate, make the president an appointee, get rid of the supreme court. Get rid of prisons and the police. Then open the borders and allow everyone in, plus give them all free healthcare...
And these are the people you want running your state or your country?
How surprised are you going to be when they raise your taxes to 60% to pay for everything and you find out that the criminals run your cities and there is nothing you can do about it...
"Professor, how come everything you want me to put away is always on the top shelf, or the bottom shelf?"
"The view is better..."
Yes‼️ http://www.facebook.com/pages/p/102416041800702
Yes, keep going!
He got 1 million votes and 80 million faked ballots... Dean man walking!
"I don't think of it as being really short. I think of it as my trashy attention getter and that just seems to work..."
Absolutely‼️ http://www.facebook.com/pages/p/102416041800702
It's funny how the Democrats scream bloody murder over everything that Trump tries to do for our country. If it is even close to a law, they immediately challenge him on it and rush it into court. But when Biden was president and simply ignored federal immigration laws, not a single one of them said a word.
The Democrats, with few exceptions, are not for the American people. They are for special interests, their billionaire backers, and anything that will keep them in power. If that means walking all over our own Constitution, that they swore to defend, they will trample it to dust!
"Why are you naked in here?" he asked.
"Because it get's really hot in here... especially when a guy comes down here looking for a file and asks me for help. The hard ones always take so long, but feel so good when everyone is satisfied..." she explained. "I think my quest is going to need some special attention..." hr added.
You mean the members of the DSA...
"What happened to you in security, Honey? One minute you're there and the next they take you away?" her husband asked. "That big, handsome, muscular security agent said I had to go through separate screening. He took me in the backroom, slowly stripped me naked while careful inspecting every part of my body, using his hands, his fingers, and his tongue... not to mention another very "tool" to make sure he checked everything, in depth... He never looked in my carry-on!" She explained. "So what happened?" She smiled, "After we both came, he let me go... even after I begged him to make me cum again..."