Shit My Theater Professor Said (Part Five):
"You just wasted $15—fuck off."
"We're not Watson the super computer."
"I wanted some fuguly ass wallpaper."
"Whatever, it's Tuesday."
"Clearly I'm being mean."
"I didn't plan that, it just accidentally happened."
"Blues are different."
"I didn't give a shit about props."
"Alcohol makes designs better."
"Don't trip and die, 'cause then I have to fill out paperwork."
"You don't know his life."
"So you've volunteered your own clothing."
"Four weeks goes by faster than you think."
"That's not my thing."
"You should not put that much time into this class."
"If you wanna be a victim you can be a victim too."
"Nope—wrong—you got it wrong—fix it."
"There's a bunch of hippies."
"Everyone else is working for food."
"The douche cut it off.
"Well too bad, you're stuck here."
"That could be an interesting playground for hippies."
"Words are hard."
"It's not a gender thing."
"Anyway, don't do that."
"I'm making $1 an hour."
"It's a big ass show."
"Make the box as indestructible as possible."
"They might even light up."
"This is bullshit, this isn't true at all."
"We don't wanna go and do it in real life and fuck it up."
"It looks cool."
"I grabbed the shitty blue marker."
"What the hell does that mean to me?"
"Point and laugh, but don't tell him why."
"I didn't know what the hell he meant."
"There's this big nude scene."
"We're not gonna judge that guy."
"I changed my mind, I want you to feel bad for me. Pity me."
